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Looks like pooners are using.... makeup..... to appear, thats right, more masculine.... Because nothing says "real man" like spending 45 minutes in the bathroom with 14 different brushes, highlight, contour, and setting spray to create the illusion of having a square jaw. Not to mention Ezrah, sorry, but playing with makeup isn't going to make your face any less round or your hips any less wide! She needs her own thread. Anyways, women have been using makeup for centuries to look more feminine, but these BRAVE and STUNNING bois who are ABOLISHING GENDER STEREOTYPES think that slapping on "masculine makeup" (which is still just makeup) can make them men. Delusional.

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Seeing people in heavy makeup in the plain light of day is just really off putting, putting aside how ridiculous it is to try and contour different shades of foundation to look more like a man. A lot of the techniques people attempt to copy for their daily looks or for casual dates are specifically for the camera or for stage performances. You can also get away with it if you're going to a place like a nightclub or dimly lit restaurant for an evening because it'll work in that lighting. Plus, almost everyone's pictures on social media are doctored through filters or editing (sometimes both!) so you don't know what the way they're styled actually would actually look like anywhere close to real life.

Light makeup (no contouring, no heavy eyeliner/shadow, no bright lipstick) works best IRL if you want to use it at all.

Wearing makeup would just draw attention to you in ways you don't want. (Edit: and a lot of these baking/creasing/contouring techniques have become popular because of drag...and drag performers aren't trying to be strict imitations of women, they're more like character performers wearing exaggerated stage makeup. Copying that style for any other reason aside from it's original intent is grade A retarded.)
 
"Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone."
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This is fucking glorious indeed. "Your face is red!" "My face is not red!" "This transphobia!" "i don't know WHAT you are!"
I wonder why she insists on a female officer at the end. Not sure I've ever heard a dude make that request.

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>I CAN'T BREEV I CAN'T BREEV
>*Produces 60psi of turbo*
You can tell this is a foid because of the indecisiveness alone
 
Fellas, do you any of you have a guy in your life with which you share a brotherhood that need no word spoken to be known as true to both of you? Well, apparently you don't, because this 'tizzed up TiF is under the impression that guys are a bunch of lower life forms fresh from the primordial soup so accustomed to shallowness that they might drown in a puddle if you let them out of your sight. I love when troons 'n' poons are puzzled about how same sex friendships work for the opposite sex because they never seem to think "Hm, what if I'm actually just a malodorous ape that everyone wishes they could cover with a blanket and ignore like a hideous family heirloom in the corner of the parlor?"; haha, of course not, that'd be ridiculous, you see. The real problem is men are nothing like my yaois!
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Gigafembrained question alert: Is it possible to have deep friendships with men on an emotional level?

As a man often friends are just people you hang out with, drink with, and that's it, they almost never open up. My idea of friendship was always care deeply about the other person, should I dump that out, or is it possible to have that kind of friendship with guys? (Or I should maintain those expectations only with women?). I have male friends, but they're only there to play videogames and that's it, I can't count on them when I'm going through a difficult time and I kind of miss having someone caring about me. Yes i'm ngmi, yes i'm gigafembrained, i'm asking this just to learn to adapt because I have autism
Cunning linguists: A pooner and her girlfriend have been together for nearly a decade, and through thick and thin have stayed together through it all - but now OP sees storms on the horizon because she won't refer to her engorged clitoris by more masculine terminology. OP is baffled due to her girlfriend's past history engaging with actual men and seems to be missing what most likely is the girlfriend's real issue: having seen true-blue boners in the flesh, attempting to call her pig without a blanket anything dong-related shatters any sort of illusion of male sexual energy.
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My girlfriend wants to use different words for my bottom growth

I've been with my girlfriend for 8 years and I went from being a soft butch to non-binary to now a trans man in the span of that time. I've been on testosterone for 9 months and planning on getting top surgery. It has understandably been an adjustment for her but overall she is very supportive. She uses the right name and pronouns for me and says she likes my body and facial hair.
The one thing that I'm struggling with is that she doesn't want to refer to my tdick as a tdick or dick. She asked that we find a different name for it and I don't mind the name that we're using but I feel like it's going to start bothering me eventually. She was with cis guys before me and is still attracted to cis guys so I know it's not about general aversion of penises. She does say she isn't sure if she would still be into a cis penis after all this time but has had romantic feelings for cis men when we were open. It makes me feel like she doesn't see me as I want her to see me.
I'm between letting it go to make her comfortable and asking her to use the words that I use to refer to my own body.
Has anyone experienced something like this?
Even months after the craze has calmed down, Canadian seminal seminar Heated Rivalry continues to leave dysphoric grooves in the flesh of every dood who comes in contact with it in ways that get so silly, you can't believe that someone out there considers it an actual problem. Take this girl for example who realizes that the horny homo hockey hoopla is mostly driven by women and thus feels intense dysphoria over changing her display picture to a photo of one of the leading men as she believes it associates her more strongly with the realm of the feminine. Dude, the US government keeps confirming insane conspiracy after insane conspiracy one after another - how do you even have time to dwell on shit like this?
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irrational dysphoria over pfp dillema

(context im a trans guy); basically i watched heated rivalry recently, and i've developed a hyperfixation on the show (thanks ADHD), especially so on the character shane hollander. i find his neurodiverse traits really relatable and i also just really enjoy his character, and i really enjoyed the way hudson williams took on the character. in short, i'm in love with the show, and shane is my favorite character from it, hands-down.
i wanna change my discord PFP to him, but i'm hesitating really bad because most of the people in the fandom (and subsequently those who have PFPs of characters from the show) are women. because of that, my brain is doing some crazy mental gymnastics that equate having shane as my PFP to being emasculated/appearing as a woman, even though shane is a very masculine guy.

dysphoria's so great!
(probably will still make him my PFP despite this, but this is always gonna be at the back of my mind. c'est la vie)
A woman who wants to call herself a man resents being held to the same expectations that real men are held to.
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Anyone else dislike being constrained by masculine norms?

I'm a bi trans guy. I'm transitioning and I feel some immense relief finally being able to be on testosterone. I feel calmer and more at peace with myself. At the same time, I'm frustrated by constantly having to prove my masculinity over and over again in dating and just life in general. I love being and presenting as a guy and I wouldn't want it any other way, but I don't like masculine norms. I find them frustrating. I don't completely fit the box. It honestly kind of surprised me how many people (both girls and guys) criticized me for being stylish or wearing makeup. I think it's maybe because people claimed to be more open? I'm feeling discouraged and I want to know if people are in successful relationships where this stops mattering. I just want to be able to find someone I can fully be myself with.
Lastly, a pair of pooners have a problem with the pornographic pictures perverted people pick to post. And guess what? One of them even includes an example!
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How it feels trying to find 18+ transmasc art:

CisM x TransM - 1000001 works but 1000000 are cis dom x trans sub fetish pregnancy fics, not a t-dick in sight, and only one has a trans dom with a cis sub. Mostly made by cis people.
CisF x TransM - there are only 5 artists who make it consistently and 4 are inactive, but it's hot as fuck.
TransF x TransM - you have to navigate a minefield of chaser bullshit, transmisogyny, and infantilisation, before you find something good.
TransM x TransM - also barely exists, and even when it does people barely interact with it.
TransF x TransM but both have bottom surgery - non-existent, and if you look it up you'll get nuked from orbit instantaneously.
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Does good ftm porn exist

All I see online is heckin vxlid doods posting about getting fucked in their mancaves by cis men. I just want to see gaydens mutilate each other for sexual gratification
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This just in: drawing BIG MAN HANDS is gender essentialist because it reminds pooners of what they cannot have. The irony about these posts is that they are the same people who think long hair = woman and slimmer frame = submissive and breedable. They just don't like sexual dimorphism, even in art, to remind them that they aren't men.
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You have slender hands because you have smaller bones, and hands are sexually dimorphic.
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Don't ever apologize. Double down on it. They hate bioessentialism yet scroll through their social media and you'll find concrete evidence of it. The OP in particular draws her blorbo as having the head of an adult with the body of a teenager.
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Women have smaller hands than men, yes. You can be clocked by your digit ratio.
Please don't forget this though, if you see smaller hands with a longer ring finger than index finger it's an autist and not a man.

Edit. I seriously used to know a pooner years ago who bragged about her "natural high testosterone" because she had this, she was a turbo autist who today claims to be a "homosexual man" I'm told.
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Even months after the craze has calmed down, Canadian seminal seminar Heated Rivalry continues to leave dysphoric grooves in the flesh of every dood who comes in contact with it in ways that get so silly, you can't believe that someone out there considers it an actual problem.

Does anyone know why the pooners get so obsessed with this particular show?
There are lots of TV shows/soap operas with male athletes and gays and they've never seemed interested in those before.
Is there some emotional component I am missing?
Women into emotions, so is that the big draw?

Never watched it and don't know anyone who does.
 
Does anyone know why the pooners get so obsessed with this particular show?
There are lots of TV shows/soap operas with male athletes and gays and they've never seemed interested in those before.
Is there some emotional component I am missing?
Women into emotions, so is that the big draw?

Never watched it and don't know anyone who does.

Part of it might be that both the author of the "books" and many of the female fans are head-cannoning the half-Asian one as autistic because he maintains a strict diet and exercise regime for his career. And since many pooners are autistic (or larp as such due to a lack of social skills), it makes him totally relatable doods.

Keep in mind that the author is a lardass of a woman with browning teeth that make meth addicts look like they have good hygiene. Her definition of what normal is may be a little skewed.
 
Does anyone know why the pooners get so obsessed with this particular show?
There are lots of TV shows/soap operas with male athletes and gays and they've never seemed interested in those before.
Is there some emotional component I am missing?
Women into emotions, so is that the big draw?

Never watched it and don't know anyone who does.
It got super big on tiktok with "normies", which elevated its presence further, because it just happened to hit the algo. It's like half of every single tiktok/social media trend, right place right time, and now everything is super diluted and nearly everyone gets the same FYP if you are of that demographic (young women). Same with stanley cups, glitter dumplings, different clothes each week, Bridgerton, what else went mega viral... Superman film, Spiderverse, etc. The algos nowadays feed everyone the same damn thing so you get these SUPER quick but super huge and annoying fads. Women in particular are likely to follow trends to fit in, so they get even bigger and crazier. Young people in general are lonely and missing out on friends/real life so you get a ton of "normies" in fandom now who wouldn't be in fandom a few years ago.
The movie/show/book of the month die out even quicker nowadays due to the dopamine coming to an end after being spammed on everyones timeline and a New Thing replacing it within weeks, and because the time things take to become "problematic" is getting shorter and shorter. Media darlings one day can become unmentionable tomorrow, Digital Circus comes to mind and it hasn't even finished yet.
 
Oh, niggers do that all the time in body cam vids. It ain’t a foid thing; it’s a low-IQ, histrionic, moron, chimpout thing.
Yep, pieces of shit with low cunning have used it forever to try to lull the ignorant into a moment of weakness. Unfortunately the psyop campaign St. Floyd (pbuh) convinced wider society that you can talk normally without breathing. You can "frog voice" without really breathing, but nobody besides drill instructors in military boot camp do that because they scream so fucking much that they have to talk while being out of breathe regularly and it lets you talk while being horse.
 
Oh, niggers do that all the time in body cam vids. It ain’t a foid thing; it’s a low-IQ, histrionic, moron, chimpout thing.
I have always maintained that Niggerdom was never a skin color, but a mindset. Pooners trying to like like Tuff Valid Doods and equating that to chimping out makes them niggers just as much as any ghetto banger trying to emulate gangster rap.
 
I feel like there's a pattern of pooners becoming more attracted to men after they transition (usually with some handwaving about "sexuality being fluid"), my theory is that they think being a straight girl is too "boring", but once they've pooned out they feel like their relationships with men are "queer" and are therefore an acceptable level of quirky and different.
You aren't wrong, which is horrifying. It's horrifying that so many girls think being attracted to men, which is completely natural, is boring and wrong and are only okay with it once they've slapped the 'queer' filter on it.

People fucking worship homosexuality, man,
 
You aren't wrong, which is horrifying. It's horrifying that so many girls think being attracted to men, which is completely natural, is boring and wrong and are only okay with it once they've slapped the 'queer' filter on it.

People fucking worship homosexuality, man,
Not in general, I think.

Many people like feeling that they are not normies, though. In leftist women, this means trying escape from heterosexuality by claiming to be gay men. They worship not being a normie.

It is. of course, a completely retarded thing to want and a completely retarded thing to pursue.
 
Take this girl for example who realizes that the horny homo hockey hoopla is mostly driven by women and thus feels intense dysphoria over changing her display picture to a photo of one of the leading men as she believes it associates her more strongly with the realm of the feminine.
Look around you. No actual man on the Internet has ever worried that his avatar might seem too girly.
 
Idk why but my interest/fascination with pooners has plummeted. They're slightly more evergreen than normal troons because they're just so fuckin silly, but how many times can you read another variation of:

-I'm an autist and I can't tell if my friends like me or not
- People deadname me/don't use male pronouns
- I got clocked
- being a man is hard
- [Most fembrained shit youve ever read]

It really was a golden age with the initial discovery of their fucked up, self loathing art and the absurdly honest way they viewed themselves and their communities. Now its like all the actually interesting ones DFE'd and we're stuck with boring ass Gaydens crying about dumb woman shit and typical troon spergging
it's an autist and not a man.
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Not in general, I think.

Many people like feeling that they are not normies, though. In leftist women, this means trying escape from heterosexuality by claiming to be gay men. They worship not being a normie.

It is. of course, a completely retarded thing to want and a completely retarded thing to pursue.
Yep.

They're all so different and quirky and totally Not Like the Other Girls, just like all the other NLOGs. These truly are the most boring people.

I had thought the whole "NPC" meme a bit excessive, but I understand now.
 
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