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This woman claims to have been born two spirit and says they can go to the hospital to prove
it, so Kaitlin says she'll take her to the hospital but only for a mental health checkup. Lol

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"Spirits", say ye?
We'll have no such talk of spirits...
YEOMAN - PREPARE THE KINDLING.
 
Evernote.com AI transcription below:

Here's things I did growing up that totally make sense now that I'm two years into my transition. We're gonna go from seemingly normal to "Damn, that's hella trans." I regularly threw fits on the playground whenever my friends would make me be the yellow or pink Power Ranger. Anytime we would play pretend in any capacity, I always chose the name Sam for myself because I liked that I could pretend that I was a boy named Sam, but nobody would make fun of me because Sam could also be a girl's name. In the third grade, I'd go around the playground calling myself a "man's lady." I did this so much to the extent that my teacher ended up confronting me about it and was like, "Are you trying to say that you're like the opposite of a lady's man? Like you bring in all the third grade boys?" And I looked her in the eye and I said, "No, I'm a man's lady." Meaning that even though I'm a lady, even though I'm a girl, I'm also part man. Starting in the sixth grade, all the way up until I transitioned, I would constantly have dreams that I just woke up with a penis. And I would look down and be like, "Damn, that finally happened?" And in the eighth grade, when I told a friend about this, I was like, "Oh, doesn't everybody have this weird recurring dream where you wake up with a penis and it's totally normal?" And my friend looked at me and said, "I think that's kind of trans." And I don't know, from there I was like, "Oh." Is that not normal? So those are just a few things that I did growing up that kind of signaled to me, you are always trans. Let me know some of yours in the comments. I'd be interested in hearing them.

Okay, so I'm calling for advice from any chubby guy out there who works a traditional corporate nine to five job where you have to be in person at the office all the time and you have a strict dress code. What are you wearing to the office? Please tell me, please help me out because this is my first time working like a true corporate job and our dress code is business casual or above, right? I don't know what to wear. Over the summer I've gotten away with just like polos and slacks because it's been so hot outside. But my entire wardrobe currently consists of Patagonia and Carhartt because all of my jobs previous to this have been like in the environmental field outside doing field work or you know stuff like that. So I just I don't know how to dress myself in a business setting that makes me feel like I look good and doesn't make me feel like just another tech bro showing up in like an ugly polo. Please help me. What are you wearing?
 
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Lmao this is the type of photo that is my favorite, because if you're scrolling slowly along, it works exactly like any joke with a story leading up to a punchline. I saw the top half of the photo and assumed the guy on the right was the pooner, and first thought "eh, actually looks pretty decent, but I'm squinting at a thumbnail so idk"... scrolled a little further, and BAM, blindsided by an obese leprechaun with a chromosomal aberration. Hahahaha oh man.

The big & tall store was... a choice. I'm curious if she insisted on it because she wants to think of herself as a big manly man and finds it validating to shop there. After all, big & tall stores are more commonly a male thing (female plus size stores aren't quite equivalent, most of those still suck in terms of options for tall women, and there aren't many left these days anyway because fat sizes are in normal stores now and giga deathfats prefer to just order their tarps online due to embarrassment). Or maybe she's actually a whole ass 5'3", her brothers are just exceptionally tall lads who had to get their suits there, and the mom insisted the pooner's suit be purchased from there as well to ensure they match perfectly. Wouldn't want the pooner to look ridiculous.

Good luck to whatever tailor has to try and make this salvageable.

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How do they manage to looks so womanly even with all that muscle?

The better question is how she manages to look so womanly in this image even after it's been shopped to hell. She's in okay shape, but that bicep? Get real. Notice the texture on her shirt where her bicep is, the pin dots on the fabric are kinda blurry and distorted in the middle part. The shirt also doesn't seem to curve around her arm right and it looks flat on the side facing the viewer. But most obviously, she didn't notice that whatever AI tool she used to modify this only bulked out one arm. The other one still looks weirdly off, but is still probably closer to reality than the fucking Pop-Eye one.

And even shooped, her actual shoulders aren't very wide and she has no browbone. But if you aren't paying enough attention to notice the eyes are all female, the cutting scars and hoop nose ring will likely be the first things to tip you off.
 
This is so bizarre. So what if you preferred the blue power ranger or you liked the name Sam?
When I look at these people, I think, no matter what you look like, you'll only ever be a charade
Yeah this is just normal tomboy shit with a bit of psychosexual weird puberty dreams thrown in. It's not a condition that needs treated or even a big deal. Just tell the kid about stereotypes and how it's okay to be a girl who likes "boy stuff".
 
This dood is education you on how Transmen can be feminine:
This is her after 3 years on T:

This pooner suffers from the same problem as the pooner I posted above: Zero facial hair. Her voice still sounds female, even after destroying it with T. Nothing manly about her. If you still look and sound like this after 3 years, why even continue with this?
 
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Nice. The Rare Chris Farley x Oompa Loompa hybrid Pooner.

JESUS CHRIST THOSE CUTTING SCARS
There's a girl at my local Burger King who has those. Very visible. Very sad.

The big & tall store was... a choice
No. She needed the "big" part because she is obese. She then had the arms and the hem tailored to fit.
She has also chosen clothing even larger than her obesity requires, in order to hide her obviously female shape. Fat Pooners think "blob" is a genderless disguise that no man can see through.
 
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Nice. The Rare Chris Farley x Oompa Loompa hybrid Pooner.


There's a girl at my local Burger King who has those. Very visible. Very sad.


No. She needed the "big" part because she is obese. She then had the arms and the hem tailored to fit.
She has also chosen clothing even larger than her obesity requires, in order to hide her obviously female shape. Fat Pooners think "blob" is a genderless disguise that no man can see through.

Exactly this. She doesn’t need a Big And Tall store, she needs the non-existent Big OR Tall store.

Also how fucking wide is that tie to look that wide on her??
 
Pooners tend not to wield their power in direct and obvious ways. Since they are, in fact, women, they employ stereotypically-feminine means of life-ruination: subtle whisper campaigns, abuse of HR regulations, creeping takeovers of influential groups, etc. An intelligent pooner (yes, there are a few) in a position of power can do a great deal more damage than even a hulking rapehon.
Point taken. Even still, I'm sure a PowerPooner would trade in her venomous influence just to live out a Mary Sue moment by taking down a dude if she could.

Self harm scars spotted. She was a pretty, otherwise ordinary lass. Feels bad man.

Also how fucking wide is that tie to look that wide on her??
That's the loosened tie, top unbuttoned relax look that's normally deployed at the end of the formal affair. Dood is really masquerading nicely. Reminds me of this lil gem

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My guy got did dirty. He could have had a suit that could have been a better fit. But guess what? They are designed for women. Part of the coom was to go into the men's suit store and go shopping like a real man.

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This is her after 3 years on T:
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This pooner suffers from the same problem as the pooner I posted above: Zero facial hair. Her voice still sounds female, even after destroying it with T. Nothing manly about her. If you still look and sound like this after 3 years, why even continue with this?
She’s still waiting to grow some wisp of facial pubes after 3 years on testosterone? Maybe that should’ve been a sign to give up.

Also, what the hell is up with that hair? Is she trying to pull off a being blasted in the face with wind as a look? How can anybody take her seriously looking like that.
 
She’s still waiting to grow some wisp of facial pubes after 3 years on testosterone? Maybe that should’ve been a sign to give up.

Also, what the hell is up with that hair? Is she trying to pull off a being blasted in the face with wind as a look? How can anybody take her seriously looking like that.

She looks like a young, irritating version of Dracula

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