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Athena Save Us! said:
This pooner seems to have a lot more problems than just her facial hair not growing in. Usually it's the troons doing the weird angles, but I guess I happened to find a pooner who is really ashamed of that straggly beard and really proud of that forehead.

Also had a laugh at the comment from the pooner who is still having to dye her beard after seven years of steroid abuse.
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Maybe I'm just really face-blind, but how the hell do so many pooners end up looking like 80s Udo Dirkschneider? It's uncanny.

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Vlad the Implier said:
That logo lmao. RIP Bozo.
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Nice true crime YouTube channel with 42 views.

Vlad the Implier said:
Thing is that even if they are crazy, bad things do happen to crazy people and they tend to not be taken seriously because of it.
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Counterpoint: crazy people make up bullshit stories. How many innocent lives is an acceptable sacrifice to ensure crazy people always feel heard? If you’re not a reliable witness that’s sad, but you’re still not a reliable witness.
 
Uzumaki said:
Nice true crime YouTube channel with 42 views.
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Uzumaki said:
Counterpoint: crazy people make up bullshit stories. How many innocent lives is an acceptable sacrifice to ensure crazy people always feel heard? If you’re not a reliable witness that’s sad, but you’re still not a reliable witness.
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Vlad the Implier said:
That being said, this situation sounds incredibly bizarre and her choice of lawyer is suspect. Obviously a pooner will be mentally ill herself, her conduct in court was a clear enough demonstration. I'm curious as to how many lawyers she's talked to before that wouldn't take her case because I don't imagine the turbo-gay LGBT advocacy pooner lawyer would be a first choice for family law.
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^see the above
 
Drive-by Farts said:
(I’ve witnessed a narcissist wilt physically because they had to be in a facility away from their supply once, it was like seeing a vampire put out in the sun).
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This sounds horrifying. What were their specific behaviors? Were they literally cringing and shrinking in on themselves? I have a young family member who's always had problems but recently seems like they've blossomed into full Cluster B dysfunction (including going down the LGBT rabbit hole), so I'm trying to collect as much information as possible on Cluster B behavior.
 
Vlad the Implier said:
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Lip Glossary said:
Do you have any idea how hard you have to fail to not have a successful true crime you tube channel?
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To be clear: I was joking about how their law firm’s logo reminds me of the kind of thing you’d see for a true crime podcast that refers to its dozen or so viewers as the “Couch Crime Crew”. I have not dug up an actual podcast with 42 views.
 
ur_mom_lmaoooo said:
I'm just wondering what actually goes through their heads when they behave like this. Like on the one hand, it seems like pooners are overwhelmingly self-loathing. But then ones like this act almost unfathomably entitled to the point of being walking jokes and second-hand embarrassment generators. Is she even conscious of how other perceive her, or is the humiliation the point?

I struggle to reconcile the extreme self-harm and self-hatred pooners (and troons as well) seem to engage in with their simultaneous narcissism and planetary levels of entitlement. In general, I was never sure how Cluster B as a whole supposedly married extreme self-loathing with extreme entitlement and selfishness, since they seem diametrically opposed. If you think you're defective or unlovable or repulsive, then wouldn't you want to avoid any attention, or at the very least tightly monitor others' reactions and adjust your behavior accordingly in the desperate hopes that they'll approve of you or not see how bad you really are? What on earth is the logic behind the typical NPD/BPD wrecking ball approach?
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You underestimate how much more they hate other people than they hate themselves.
They are no different from incels in this aspect, their view is "I am a fucking victim, why aren't you giving me everything I want" and the hate and jealousy they feel for everyone they perceive to be above them is overshadowing the hatred they feel for themselves, and they have no shame.
Because they are firmly entrenched in the view of them being victims they think society owes them something.
People like that seriously thinks that things like good grades only go to the smartest person, they have zero concept of working hard for something even if you may have a disadvantage from the beginning.
Working on your behaviour to be more liked? Unheard of.

You can never underestimate their entitlement and hatred for anyone who's got what they want.
Just as you will know that they are never going to change their own behaviour or work for something, because in their world view they are owned it.
 
ur_mom_lmaoooo said:
This sounds horrifying. What were their specific behaviors? Were they literally cringing and shrinking in on themselves? I have a young family member who's always had problems but recently seems like they've blossomed into full Cluster B dysfunction (including going down the LGBT rabbit hole), so I'm trying to collect as much information as possible on Cluster B behavior.
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This person is more like old-school charismatic salesman narcissist, he’s a hype-beast and very energetic (because he’s thieving it from other people). Robustly healthy dude, socially presents as totally normal (kind of more American Psycho than screeching troon). In this situation, he participated in a medical study to make money, and was predictably separated from family (including his “supply” person) and treated like a lab rat, like all the other guys in the medical trial who were totally fine throughout the whole trial. He was called by a number, not his name, and I recall him being unreasonably bothered by this. I was able to video call him a few times because trial was obviously boring - over the course of a few days his energy all disappeared and he became slack-jawed, slow, and depressed. The trial required blood test numbers be back to normal in order to be released - they could not release him for days after the trial ended because his numbers wouldn’t recover. This was not because of the medicine, everyone else was totally fine plus this guy recovers from everything quickly. He admitted it was because of mental reasons, and managed to cheer himself up and get better overnight. His NPD actually got a little better after that!

I knew another NPD guy whose wife divorced him (cuz he trooned out) - he began speedrunning a homeless arc immediately, including totaling every car he had until he couldn’t afford it anymore and had to ride bikes, which he also totaled. Also the guy in the medical trial story got into about one car accident a year - amazing how poorly one drives when they think everyone else should just get out of their way! I think rather than wilting sadly, most NPDs who lose their supply will go on a destruction arc, some will literally go insane.

I hope your family member doesn’t have NPD because it’s not possible to treat with modern psychology. BPD is more treatable. Either way, people should be encouraging this person to “touch grass” - build and make things with her own hands, learn useful skills, experience failure, and avoid weird trans stuff online. Controlled hardship helps these people , so things like gardening or camping or getting some grunt job.
 
Chandelier said:
A pooner from NOLA/Atlanta who works for black mental health awareness got socked in the face and has a bone eating infection in their jaw. They need $40 for their treatment. She also has HIV.
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Naturally this is "yt racists'" fault, but you know it wasn't a white man who chimped out on her or she would say so.
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AIDS nigger peddling AIDS dildo :stress:
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This January 24th tweet is the first mentioning a bone infection.
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Wouldn't be a real pooner without the insane self-conflicting language. (X)
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Vlad the Implier said:
Can only speculate what actually happened. On one hand, I understand how having your children taken from you by a corrupt small-town court can cause a person to behave erratically. On the other hand, she's incredibly attention-seeking and exhibits very poor judgement in both her choice of lawyer and social media activity. Can't help but wonder if maybe the pooner was the only lawyer dumb enough to take the case. I've attached some of the more interesting posts..
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You can tell just from those social media posts that the woman making them is a complete nutcase and it’s no wonder her children were taken from her. Very obvious "I'm perfect and everyone is out to get me for no reason" personality disorder posting.
 
Drive-by Farts said:
I hope your family member doesn’t have NPD because it’s not possible to treat with modern psychology. BPD is more treatable. Either way, people should be encouraging this person to “touch grass” - build and make things with her own hands, learn useful skills, experience failure, and avoid weird trans stuff online. Controlled hardship helps these people , so things like gardening or camping or getting some grunt job.
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I'm gonna powerlevel a little here, but only because I feel it can offer some insights or help someone. Years back, I was in relationship with a woman with true and honest BPD for far longer than I should've been. This was way before TikTok made everyone a psychology expert and the whole "BPD girlfriend" meme.

First off, anyone who actually tells you they have BPD, almost certainly does not.
I learned about BPD so many years ago was because this ex insisted that *I* go to therapy because I was the always the one at fault; I described her behavior to different therapists and they all came to the same conclusion.

Like narcissists, they are never wrong. To admit this is to admit they have something wrong with them. Some people with Histrionic Personality Disorder and perhaps some narcissists will claim to have BPD but they're doing this because they think it will get them attention/sympathy and perhaps also because it gives them a convenient excuse for further misbehavior. You ever notice how rare it is for people to put HPD or NPD in their bios but are okay with BPD? That's because these are the attention whoring mental illnesses and they don't want to admit to that.

BPD is basically a subset of narcissistic traits, combined with an extreme mood disorder and an irrational fear of abandonment/being let down by others. Expect everything from this:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
But God the mood swings are absolutely wild. One moment, they're perfectly happy to see you, then they read something on the internet or remember something from their past that makes them feel slighted and suddenly you're paying the price for something you had nothing to do with by being yelled at for hours. Unlike HPDs, but like NPDs, BPDs tend to be a lot more careful about their reputation/presence because they can't handle challenges to their ego, BPDs generally don't need as much flattery as NPDs everything needs to be positive and validating to their perception. Also like NPD's they'll manipulate and control information about themselves by isolating you from family/friends. They can't help their meltdowns but they don't want anyone knowing about their abusive or embarrassing behavior. The world can *only* know them for their best, their worst must not be known.

Ultimately, only the mood component of BPD can really be treated. Maybe some hope for the abandonment issue. The problem with these personality disorders is that they are never wrong in their own minds, they don't feel there is anything for them to fix, the issue is always with someone else or society. Overall your advice is good for anyone with a family member like that, I may be slightly biased but I have my own proposal for such disorders.
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Horrific sighting in the wild. I purposefully avoided using social media yesterday, but seems today I wasn't so lucky. I wish troons and poons and all the in-between attention whores were less visible at all times.
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She named herself LAZARUS? :lit:
 
Wendy Wheelchair said:
Spic pooner quirkily dances at Taco Bell while vaping and drinking 3,000 calories.
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More from the Taco Bell spic pooner who is on Twitter and is unironically a groyper.



Her Twitter feed is classic, over-emotional teen girl.
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Saw gay men complaining about pooners in their clubs on X. One of them posted this brilliant photo. The bear on the left is thinking the same as all of us.

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