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📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related
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Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
True & Honest Fan
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Here ya go: https://x.com/i/status/2040091827970154888
My favourite part is that the gay bar posted these photos itself as promotional material. It's like they know.
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Comp0site Specter
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The pooners I think is slowly starting to realize 90% of them cant pass (and they don't have the delusional confidence of the troons) so I've started hearing copes about 'stop worrying about passing you're a real hecking dude bro'.
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Pooners go to war over the ethics of men having pussies.
Pooners then disagree over whether the term is fetishistic or not. Of course, don't tell them that men don't have vaginas to begin with and they're fighting over boypussy rep in fiction.
In order to defend OP, this one insists men with pussies exist. Funny how even in their own erotica, they're sore losers compared to men.
The war for representation doesn't go the way they hope on Tiktok.
"People use it to fetishize trans men but I don't because it's one of God's gifts and it's my favorite porn so you can't criticize me"
Pooners then disagree over whether the term is fetishistic or not. Of course, don't tell them that men don't have vaginas to begin with and they're fighting over boypussy rep in fiction.
"The vast majority of those writing it are trans" - really weird how so many want the tradwife fucked back into the, by a muscular manly man.
"WE ARE IN FANTASY LAND"
"Some fics aren't supportive of trans men idk"
You don't say. Contrast that post with this one:
"But is it vagina or boy asshole?"
"Maybe because it's fetishism?"
"I'M A TRANS MAN AND I'M REPRESENTED BY IT, OKAY?"
"That's very rarely the case" - as always, check the AO3:
"We aren't a monolith, but the feminine man is always the bottom/has a pussy. No, it isn't a reflection of what I want. All art is political but don't read into my porn as a workaround heterosexual dynamic."
"Y'all reading about men fucking" - not when one has a vagina, Beyonce.
"As a boy with a pussy" - Okay time for that profile dive.
Uh oh.
UH OH
OOOH SHIIIT
Boy with a pussy was a shotacon/lolicon and only changed her mind with evidence. Amazing. I can give a few guesses as to what her favourite pairings are.
It's porn and fanfiction, but it's also trans representation, or something.
Round 2.
"It's fanfic who gaf. Men have pussies"
The one based fujo TERF:
Poetry.
Sounds like you want a heterosexual dynamic, but that's too boring, so we go with this instead. Note all the Kpop pfps.
"There are few things better in this world than boypussy and girldick.
The profile:
Makes sense.
"WE ARE IN FANTASY LAND"
"Some fics aren't supportive of trans men idk"
You don't say. Contrast that post with this one:
"But is it vagina or boy asshole?"
"Maybe because it's fetishism?"
"I'M A TRANS MAN AND I'M REPRESENTED BY IT, OKAY?"
"That's very rarely the case" - as always, check the AO3:
"We aren't a monolith, but the feminine man is always the bottom/has a pussy. No, it isn't a reflection of what I want. All art is political but don't read into my porn as a workaround heterosexual dynamic."
"Y'all reading about men fucking" - not when one has a vagina, Beyonce.
"As a boy with a pussy" - Okay time for that profile dive.
Uh oh.
UH OH
OOOH SHIIIT
Boy with a pussy was a shotacon/lolicon and only changed her mind with evidence. Amazing. I can give a few guesses as to what her favourite pairings are.
It's porn and fanfiction, but it's also trans representation, or something.
Round 2.
"It's fanfic who gaf. Men have pussies"
The one based fujo TERF:
Poetry.
Sounds like you want a heterosexual dynamic, but that's too boring, so we go with this instead. Note all the Kpop pfps.
"There are few things better in this world than boypussy and girldick.
The profile:
Makes sense.
The war for representation doesn't go the way they hope on Tiktok.
"People use it to fetishize trans men but I don't because it's one of God's gifts and it's my favorite porn so you can't criticize me"
CIS women are to blame for said fetishization, even when the bulk of those writing such triggering content are trans men themselves.
"Mpreg is for omegaverse only."
"Mpreg is totally related to trans people because they're men with vaginas and vagina owners can get pregnant."
Sooooo fucking close to getting it.
"It's a slang term the youth would make" - what, are you 40?
It makes you feel represented but it's also fetishism but it's written by trans men so it can't be a fetish because then it's representation. Wew, lad.
"Cis women need to stay out of our business" - you're the ones victimizing yourselves, retard.
"Cis people using boypussy or girldick makes me want to puke" - me too.
A Pooner lusts over the idea of murdering people:
Good luck, Audrey.
"Mpreg is for omegaverse only."
"Mpreg is totally related to trans people because they're men with vaginas and vagina owners can get pregnant."
Sooooo fucking close to getting it.
"It's a slang term the youth would make" - what, are you 40?
It makes you feel represented but it's also fetishism but it's written by trans men so it can't be a fetish because then it's representation. Wew, lad.
"Cis women need to stay out of our business" - you're the ones victimizing yourselves, retard.
"Cis people using boypussy or girldick makes me want to puke" - me too.
A Pooner lusts over the idea of murdering people:
Good luck, Audrey.
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The funniest thing about pooners to me is that they don't have chasers. All the content both sfw and nsfw is made by them for themselves and a lot of the time they don't even pay attention to each other either.
They're not "fetishized" in the sense people use them as a sexual/masturbatory fantasy or outlet. They just write poorly veiled self-insert fic and draw shitty "art". But they'll hem and haw all day about how everyone is so creepy and fetishizes them.
They're not "fetishized" in the sense people use them as a sexual/masturbatory fantasy or outlet. They just write poorly veiled self-insert fic and draw shitty "art". But they'll hem and haw all day about how everyone is so creepy and fetishizes them.
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Which is ironic, because don't a fair amount of pooners poon out in the first place for the sole purpose of making themselves unfuckable to men?
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Not the ones who think they're gay men. Ironically, this also makes them less desirable to men, because gay men like men and not women.
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OR....crazy people put themselves into situations that turn out badly.
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Idk, there's plenty of predatory troons who love them. Especially because they can use the rules of Gender to DARVO and claim that any pushback against their shit is "a man abusing a poor helpless trans woman"
Criticallacitirc
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Boy pussy is used by gay men in a tongue in cheek way, it doesn't come from fiction....they're talking about someone's ass. Unfortunately pooners come in and think its about them, like all Trans individuals do.
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You know they're women because they moralize. If they're truly malebrained then they will not hesitate for a second to call their pussy a boypussy.
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Criticallacitirc
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No don't combine them. This thread still has a good amount of TERFs who sympathize & moralize about pooners. The grindr thread is solely just to make fun of them for how they look and call them gross.
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My argument is that it should just be a pooner thread. How is this vs that when they both “make fun of them for how they look and call them gross”?
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No idea how old this is or it's been posted before but I think it fits here.
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I agree.
TERFs here should see how degen their wittle pooners get when left alone.
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The closest I’ve seen are guys so desperate for poon that they’ll gladly play along to hookup. Which still doesn’t count, obviously.
Some have noticed this trend (or lack of). Even if it manifests in bizarre ways, such as this tweet thread. A pooner theorized that all sexologists that specialize in troonery are actually MTF chasers out to fuck their troon patients, and how annoying it is that a pooner equivalent doesn’t exist so that she can be better “studied.” Others expressed similar sentiments
This is like the pooners that want HIV to be “affirmed” as gay men, only somehow even stupider.
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Sniper King
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Another pooner faces what it's like being a man in a very lib space. Results are unsurprising.
Jwv0707
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I use to go to school with her. Her real name is Emily Satlow, she always had a very high ego. Not surprised she turned out this way.
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I haven't looked into her a lot but there's a lot of stuff about some 'ex boyfriend' (or fiance?) who was 'abusing' her, any insight as to if this was a school relationship gone sour and baby's first breakup?
There's this video by some lesbian discussing her 'parasocial' thing with Wilbur but its very PC and doesn't address the big ol glaring pooner issue. I find it so funny she has a crush on Wilbur and frets over 'not knowing his sexuality'. Please, he may act like a faggot but that man hunts BPD box for sport, go shower and you might have a chance you crazy groupie lmfao.