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Anyone want to watch a pooner skit?


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I thought at first perhaps it's a parody but no, I'm afraid they're for real.

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Female junkies get custody 99% of the time i
unless they put the children in extreme danger and it's on the news. Even then, if you're in a big welfare state you usually just get more money and a free house, and they stop drug testing you because it's easier to put the kids through the money laundering mill than to bother with pretending they care that their mom is on drugs. If she lost custody in Oklahoma, she did something fucked up.
I don't like to run with assumptions until more details have been established. I feel like people jump the gun when "crazy woman" does something. Thing is that even if they are crazy, bad things do happen to crazy people and they tend to not be taken seriously because of it.

That being said, this situation sounds incredibly bizarre and her choice of lawyer is suspect. Obviously a pooner will be mentally ill herself, her conduct in court was a clear enough demonstration. I'm curious as to how many lawyers she's talked to before that wouldn't take her case because I don't imagine the turbo-gay LGBT advocacy pooner lawyer would be a first choice for family law.

I thought at first perhaps it's a parody but no, I'm afraid they're for real.
Why does this look appeal to them? It's like this late 80s/early 90s trailer trash aesthetic but even more gaudy with the hair colors.
 
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Here is a recurring, but still perpetually perplexing archetype:
a woman, who insists that she is actually a man, and expects to be referred to as such, but also insists that she is a lesbian, which is categorically a woman who is into women.

She is very adamant about it:
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...but not THAT kind of man!
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Some people aren't having it:
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Basically her entire recent posting history is insisting that "he/him lesbians" are a thing, and also occasionally posting her titties (as true and honest men are wont to do) or lamenting her receding hairline due to the testosterone she's taking. There is a bit of glamorizing Janet Jackson too, which is fair and reasonable.

The past three years have really been rough on this poor woman, who was once kinda cute:

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Testosterone will do that to a gal. Sorry li'l dood, you may be a lesbian, but you will never be a man.

Bonus:
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There were more-explicit titty pics without the artistic censorship but they wouldn't really add much to the post.

"Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone."
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This is fucking glorious indeed. "Your face is red!" "My face is not red!" "This transphobia!" "i don't know WHAT you are!"
I wonder why she insists on a female officer at the end. Not sure I've ever heard a dude make that request.

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No one should be taking cross sex hormons (unless there is a real, sensible medically closely monitored reason for it) see i.e https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33350652/

Conclusion: This observational, retrospective study revealed that gender-affirming HT increased the relative cardiovascular risk in trans masculine individuals.

I' like to encourage the use of Pubmed for your private research. To start, google "MeSH terms tutorial" on Youtube to get the hang of how to search studies like a scientist. It's a teasure trove of reality you can post beneath Pooner's posts from the comfort of hour home/kiwi cave.
 
I don't even have the audio on because I can't stand her screechy pooner voice but my God is her fucking body language so condescending. You realize you're in front of a JUDGE, right?
I'm just wondering what actually goes through their heads when they behave like this. Like on the one hand, it seems like pooners are overwhelmingly self-loathing. But then ones like this act almost unfathomably entitled to the point of being walking jokes and second-hand embarrassment generators. Is she even conscious of how other perceive her, or is the humiliation the point?

I struggle to reconcile the extreme self-harm and self-hatred pooners (and troons as well) seem to engage in with their simultaneous narcissism and planetary levels of entitlement. In general, I was never sure how Cluster B as a whole supposedly married extreme self-loathing with extreme entitlement and selfishness, since they seem diametrically opposed. If you think you're defective or unlovable or repulsive, then wouldn't you want to avoid any attention, or at the very least tightly monitor others' reactions and adjust your behavior accordingly in the desperate hopes that they'll approve of you or not see how bad you really are? What on earth is the logic behind the typical NPD/BPD wrecking ball approach?
 
Why do gingers of both sexes have such high troon-out rates?
Isn't there a running joke that Muslim converts are more likely to be gingers? Also, a study in the UK found that the number of CEOs of top companies with red hair was four times higher than the percentage of persons with red hair in the general population.

On a more thoughtful note, the MC1R gene, mutations of which are what cause red hair, has been linked to inflammation responses -- specifically, the diminished ability to "turn off" inflammation. This has in turn been linked to elevated levels of C-reactive protein (CRP), which is a key marker of inflammation and associated with chronic stress and pain.

Inflammation is bad for the brain, and has been linked to many psychiatric disorders and general poorer mood, sleep, general well-being, increased rates of autism, etc. So the elevated levels of inflammation that appear to come with red hair might also be affecting mental health, causing psychological problems that disproportionately cause gingers to either shoot to the top or crash very hard (i.e., joining death cults like Islam and the transgender movement).

I got this all off of google though, so take it with a grain of salt.
 
I'm just wondering what actually goes through their heads when they behave like this. Like on the one hand, it seems like pooners are overwhelmingly self-loathing. But then ones like this act almost unfathomably entitled to the point of being walking jokes and second-hand embarrassment generators. Is she even conscious of how other perceive her, or is the humiliation the point?
There is an ocean of mental illness underlying every pooner, but you also have to consider the fact that they're being prescribed testosterone and that their behavior isn't just Cluster B shit, it's roid rage.

Women are much more sensitive to gear, female bodybuilders don't need to get on stacks as heavy as male bodybuilders to achieve comparable results. On top of that, many of these pooners aren't training so this excess energy doesn't have anywhere to go but whatever they are frustrated with at the moment. Unnaturally high levels of T can result in impulsivity, paranoia, anger, and irrational confidence.

Judge is telling you she's sick of your shit? "WHAT THE FUCK!? LET ME FINISH MY ARGUMENT!! I AM TRANS! REEEEEEEEEE!" To a normal person, and especially lawyers who know they have to keep cool even when the judge is an asshole, this is a ridiculous response. To someone who's roid raging? It just doesn't make sense to them why everyone doesn't agree that they're right.
 
This has to be a pooner, right? They are referring to her as the "son" of a parochial school teacher, who had CSAM and bestiality vids along w pics of kids at the school where his mother taught, which he AI'd into CSAM. Full name: Rain Ionia Lulamoon Phoenix Brown. 😒

The only thing that gives me pause is that this person appears to be clean-shaven, which is very unpoonerlike.

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He partially named himself after a female pony from My Little Pony so that by itself screams TiM. It’s also a pony that for some reason is often headcanoned as a trans female. Coincidence? I think not.
 
This pooner seems to have a lot more problems than just her facial hair not growing in. Usually it's the troons doing the weird angles, but I guess I happened to find a pooner who is really ashamed of that straggly beard and really proud of that forehead.

Also had a laugh at the comment from the pooner who is still having to dye her beard after seven years of steroid abuse.
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Isn't there a running joke that Muslim converts are more likely to be gingers? Also, a study in the UK found that the number of CEOs of top companies with red hair was four times higher than the percentage of persons with red hair in the general population.

On a more thoughtful note, the MC1R gene, mutations of which are what cause red hair, has been linked to inflammation responses -- specifically, the diminished ability to "turn off" inflammation. This has in turn been linked to elevated levels of C-reactive protein (CRP), which is a key marker of inflammation and associated with chronic stress and pain.

Inflammation is bad for the brain, and has been linked to many psychiatric disorders and general poorer mood, sleep, general well-being, increased rates of autism, etc. So the elevated levels of inflammation that appear to come with red hair might also be affecting mental health, causing psychological problems that disproportionately cause gingers to either shoot to the top or crash very hard (i.e., joining death cults like Islam and the transgender movement).

I got this all off of google though, so take it with a grain of salt.
So Eric Cartman may have had a valid point after all? Man, I gotta think about this for a while...
 
This pooner seems to have a lot more problems than just her facial hair not growing in. Usually it's the troons doing the weird angles, but I guess I happened to find a pooner who is really ashamed of that straggly beard and really proud of that forehead.

Also had a laugh at the comment from the pooner who is still having to dye her beard after seven years of steroid abuse.
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The saddest thing is the boundless optimism of this syndrome haver, that a beard will improve things, just like she thought pooning out will.
 
I'm just wondering what actually goes through their heads when they behave like this. Like on the one hand, it seems like pooners are overwhelmingly self-loathing. But then ones like this act almost unfathomably entitled to the point of being walking jokes and second-hand embarrassment generators. Is she even conscious of how other perceive her, or is the humiliation the point?

I struggle to reconcile the extreme self-harm and self-hatred pooners (and troons as well) seem to engage in with their simultaneous narcissism and planetary levels of entitlement. In general, I was never sure how Cluster B as a whole supposedly married extreme self-loathing with extreme entitlement and selfishness, since they seem diametrically opposed. If you think you're defective or unlovable or repulsive, then wouldn't you want to avoid any attention, or at the very least tightly monitor others' reactions and adjust your behavior accordingly in the desperate hopes that they'll approve of you or not see how bad you really are? What on earth is the logic behind the typical NPD/BPD wrecking ball approach?
Narcissists will recognize that they are unloved, or unpopular but they don’t think they’re defective or unlovable - it’s more of a “Why am I not getting all the accolades and adoration I rightly deserve? It’s society’s fault.” Attention is life-or-death for these people, they feel deeply insecure to an existentially threatening degree if people ignore them. (I’ve witnessed a narcissist wilt physically because they had to be in a facility away from their supply once, it was like seeing a vampire put out in the sun). Combine the desperation for attention with a distinct lack of shame and an entitled belief that actually, you ARE an amazing superstar, and these clown looking trannies are what you get. They dress in a way WE think is embarrassing, but they’re not capable of feeling embarrassment. All that matters is that eyes are on them in public.

I am not sure that the NPD trannies are engaging in self-harm. It’s more self-destruction, which happens when you are not capable of self-reflection and feel no guilt, always double down, and also have delusions of grandeur that tell you you’re gonna get away with whatever it is you’re doing. Narcissists actually engage in a lot of risky and retarded behavior because they are delusional about the risks/their own competency.

The surgeries definitely aren’t some form of self-harm, they are getting attention and validation from those doctors (like Munchausen’s) with zero thoughts given to the risks and complications involved. Narcissists are actually great victims for psychopaths because they easily fall for scams if you gas them up!

That said, the trans movement also preys on depressed, autistic outcasts who actually engage in self-harm and self-loathing, and then tells them they can do no wrong and that it’s all everyone else’s fault, so it creates narcissistic behavior in people who aren’t originally NPD. “You’re always right” is not a message anyone, particularly teenagers, should be hearing but it’s what the trans movement it’s selling. Some of them detransition and all the smugness disappears overnight!

The “You’re always right” thing is also causing AI psychosis.
 
Came across this amusing pooner couple on Instagram reels.

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The first video I found was this trip to the craft store, which feels like an outing with a legitimately retarded person. The little hip-shaking dances really sell the masculinity.

Which apparently was on their followers' dime:
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The pooner behind the camera in the video (the owner of the account) is pretty much identical to the “husband”.

...just with a more horrifying boob situation.

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Childhood photo, which has been dutifully retconned into mental illness nonsense.
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Of course she is a DID faker as well. More concerning is her narrative that she had zero agency in her transition.
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They are obviously low intelligence, but here they are putting on a show of pretending to be autistic, based on stereotypes learned from TikTok:

Living in a dump and watching children's cartoons.

Is it sweet to think that at least they have each other? Every pot has its lid I suppose.
 
Came across this amusing pooner couple on Instagram reels.

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The first video I found was this trip to the craft store, which feels like an outing with a legitimately retarded person. The little hip-shaking dances really sell the masculinity.
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Which apparently was on their followers' dime:
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The pooner behind the camera in the video (the owner of the account) is pretty much identical to the “husband”.

...just with a more horrifying boob situation.

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Childhood photo, which has been dutifully retconned into mental illness nonsense.
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Of course she is a DID faker as well. More concerning is her narrative that she had zero agency in her transition.
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They are obviously low intelligence, but here they are putting on a show of pretending to be autistic, based on stereotypes learned from TikTok:
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Living in a dump and watching children's cartoons.
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Is it sweet to think that at least they have each other? Every pot has its lid I suppose.
The craft store is like a quieter sequel to Foam Adventure.
 
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