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Don’t forget about all the 13 and 14 years on the "aro spectrum".
📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related
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There’s a significant subset of pooners who seem to view gender as a game or cosplay. They want to be male, but only when it suits them. So any situation that might involve actually interacting with men, suddenly Aiden is a girl again.
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That's the pokemon evolution of the Tumblr girlies from our oldfart days who all claimed to be some kind of a lesbian because they wanted to live with their online besties in the UK. They all dressed up like swoopy hair male anime characters, because they are actually all straight, but still in that "boys have cooties" phase.
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"The best of both worlds" is what they want, but to which they can never admit.
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Deep down, maybe even beyond her consciousness right now, she's figuring out that there's literally no where for pooners to pee without some kind of threat or consequence. Troons don't have much to worry about being women's bathrooms for the most part, but pooners venturing into men's bathrooms do. And if they somewhat pass they'll catch shit for being in the women's bathroom. There's literally nowhere to go.
Of course. Conquering resistance (or natural disinclination) is a big ego boost (rendering a higher level of arousal) if you're successful. That applies everywhere, with every sexual combo.
How promiscuity for women has changed in just a few short decades. Sluts used to bang anything that moved for fun and status points. Or to prove that their feminine allure was irresistible. Or to undermine a rival. Lotsa reasons. But overall, it was satisfying and enjoyable for them. Empowering, even. At least on the surface. (I'm sure there still was a self harm and/or a low self esteem element with some.) But Davey's sort of thing here- this is pure misery from beginning to middle to end. I bet she enjoys writing about it more than actually doing it. And that's probably the point- she wants to be known for writing horrifying (and humiliating) pornography about herself (Fuck you Daddy!) so she sends herself out to glean juicy content. JFC. Now that's dark.
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Sweet, merciful CRAP, has any person who truly possesses a "male brain" consciously sought a male role model? Has even the most autistic penis-haver ever thought to himself "Hmm, yes, that man will make a fine role model for me"?
NO MAN HAS EVER DONE THAT, DOOD.
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I feel like at 30 it's a bit too late anyway regardless of gender
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Boys will seek out father figures. It's quite normal. There is an extremely strong correlation between fatherlessness and violence in men. Mentally unstable girls also seek out father figures, but somewhere along the line daddy and "daddy" get mixed up. It's a big part of what attracts damaged women to abusive men. Pooners prove this point constantly by assigning sexual desirability to homosexual men with poor socialization.
Here's a nice quote that demonstrates the point.
Pooners become disgusted by normal men who aren't sexually dominating. They DEMAND violent, unstable men who espouse the worst qualities of promiscuous male sexuality. The mindset of a pooner is fueled by self-hatred and rejection of healthy gender roles. There is a very big difference between a man taking the lead in bed because you're a stupid pillow princess who needs the man to compensate and the expectation that you're a piece of meat for the man to use and discard as he pleases. However, expecting the mentally ill to understand how a healthy relationship works is frankly quite unreasonable.
How exhausting it must be to have someone ask kindly for your nudes.
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I have to disagree, but I think the kind of men who explicitly look for a role model are the kind of men to later write a Medium article about it, or the Iron John movement guys from the early 1990s.
Although those guys were talking about IRL human men, not cartoon dogs. "I am going to solve my life by acting like this cartoon character" indicates a problem no matter what the reasoning.
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I think this is why I'll always see Pooners as tragic figures. This sympathy doesn't imply that I'm giving passes to the most predatory and degenerate of the lot, mind you, but I think even the most craven, depraved, and repugnant Pooner is still not as impactful as the most milquetoast, unoffensive Troon.
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Pooners tend not to wield their power in direct and obvious ways. Since they are, in fact, women, they employ stereotypically-feminine means of life-ruination: subtle whisper campaigns, abuse of HR regulations, creeping takeovers of influential groups, etc. An intelligent pooner (yes, there are a few) in a position of power can do a great deal more damage than even a hulking rapehon.
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Case in point:
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Interesting thing to note but I have came across pooners on Ao3 while spelunking for badfic who wrote about "forced feminization" about pooner characters having this exact thing happen to them. It's notable in that trannies don't do this. They're not turned on by being forced to be more manly lmao. They'll wax peotic about guys being raped into being more feminine or something. (Also, almost all of these tended to have the pooners in question have huge tits LMAO LOL KEK)
Pooners are basically very, extremely tsundere about their own incredibly female sexuality.
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The Chase Strangio effect, although she seems pretty hapless. Definitely some conveniently she/theys enjoying comfortable medium power in corporate or educational hierarchies, but it's those ones you don't see who getcha.
I dunno; it's all just werewolves vs. vampires again, you know?
MtF can maul you on a moment's notice; FtM can take time to plan and have her daylight minions get you fired and evicted. And yet there are still MtFs who run national organizations and can call on members of the tribe from all over, and thousands of newly-Embraced street-level FtM mooks who only have a bad haircut and no coping skills, can't do anything but pile on on social media, and will detransition and vanish in a year or two.
This is the ideal mental model/metaphor for tran danger levels and you cannot dissuade me.
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Page name checks out. Writing style’s a dead giveaway (“us three boys”…”I’m not really a fancy dress kind of guy”). Why does she care if Men’s Wearhouse doesn’t have a Big & Tall section, when she’s, like, 4’1”? Maybe for one of her brothers, due to the matching suit dilemma…
Anyway, let’s take a look at our dapper gentleman (who definitely doesn’t look like a 5-year old with Down Syndrome who raided their dad’s closet and tried to put on his suit), shall we?
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ENHANCE!
That suit is just floating around her. It’s like when you wear swim trunks that are way too big, and the legs bunch up underwater. I like to imagine that she was looking for the Big & Tall section for her…gotta get that euphoria, amirite? Imagine being a store associate and seeing this dinky little pooner perusing that section like a kid trying to look at the Playboys at the top of a convenience store magazine rack? Her wearing that suit reminds me of Dana Carvey as The Turtle Guy.
Wow. That’s really all I can say at this point. Just…wow.
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A suit isn't meant to look like you're drowning in a sea of fabric. It's meant to fitted, even if you have a big ole beer belly.
I guess this was the only way to hide those child-bearing hips tho.
I guess this was the only way to hide those child-bearing hips tho.
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If I'm her mom, I'm just getting courthouse/Vegas married so the new guy doesn't see my fat pig faildaughter in a suit too big for a midget. She is a whole ass cartoon.
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This woman claims to have been born two spirit and says they can go to the hospital to prove
it, so Kaitlin says she'll take her to the hospital but only for a mental health checkup. Lol
it, so Kaitlin says she'll take her to the hospital but only for a mental health checkup. Lol
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How do they manage to looks so womanly even with all that muscle?
The suit looks like it’s meant to be for someone with a bigger stature. The fabric is wrinkled near the shoulders (suit is too wide), the chest and the arms are too long. I know finding a good fitting suit with a beer belly shape is hard but this one is way too big overall. She could’ve easily sized down two sizes. Shame on whoever sold her that.
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Superb find, Kiwi!
How can a woman be so lacking in self-awareness about her appearance? Even the kindest, most empathetic people on this planet would be guffawing into their sleeves while feeling bad about it.
Godbear, that suit is so huge that it genuinely makes her appear to suffer from microcephaly.
Okay, now I'm sad again, for what a terrible waste this was: pretty face, glorious tits... gone. Seriously, why not just spit in God's face while you're at it?