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Pooner BrujoAri's animated series 'I wanna eat your guts' is no longer in the works at Shockwave Animation.
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IIRC Brujo is one of those pooners who tries to hide it, however many on twitter like to point out that the female character, Kate, constantly has her design changed and gets fatter and fatter. Brujo is an inspiration for fellow pooner PuppyChan/Wolpertinger who has a thread here
 
Heinrich Maneuver said:
Pooner BrujoAri's animated series 'I wanna eat your guts' is no longer in the works at Shockwave Animation.
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IIRC Brujo is one of those pooners who tries to hide it, however many on twitter like to point out that the female character, Kate, constantly has her design changed and gets fatter and fatter. Brujo is an inspiration for fellow pooner PuppyChan/Wolpertinger who has a thread here
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So it's like fat tumblr girl cope uwu gore porn? We should not live in a world where that's a tired cliche, but it really is.
 
Your old Livejournal said:
That's what I find so baffling. Women are bombarded with advice and warnings from all sides about what they mustn’t do, eat or drink during pregnancy. Hell, even when you're trying to conceive you should basically give up any unhealthy habit, and to me it feels in the past decades the list of don’ts has only gotten longer.

But when it comes to pooners it's suddenly dead silence. Sure, go ahead and poison your foetus with testosterone, what's the big deal?! The most MATI I've been was when someone on here shared that article about pooner pregnancies that was arguing along the lines that we shouldn't focus so much on a healthy baby as an outcome of pregnancy, if pooners want to cripple their child, then that's on them.

I'm still seething thinking about this, and it radicalised me to such an extent that I think TIFs shouldn't be allowed on testosterone if they still have their ovaries + uterus. Their need to LARP cute uwu anime boys shouldn't be considered more important than the health of a baby. You think you’re a man? Fine, but men don't get pregnant, so a IUD or hysterectomy it is. Sadly, I'm not in charge though.
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I don't know if this will help un-baffle you, but for me it makes the most sense if you consider it from a narrow tunnel vision perspective where only one thing is allowed to take priority and the rest is disregarded as simply unimportant. There is no weighing of harm and impact and rights, no balancing, only one thing is allowed to matter and the rest is disregarded. In the usual one, it's the health of the baby, and while that should absolutely take priority, the pressure is carried out to the point where women are expected to live intensely restricted lives for ~9 months, and that pressure extends to abstaining from many innocuous things that haven't ever been found to be harmful to a developing fetus but just haven't been proven to not be harmful, as well as often being instructed to do things that aren't feasible (such as for working women who don't have endlessly accommodating jobs and can't afford to quit and put their feet up for ~9 months). And we put all of this pressure and judgement on women for so much as eating a bit of soft cheese, despite knowing that maternal stress is also bad for the baby.

Here, though, the focus has shifted. The baby's wellbeing is no longer a priority. The deluded pregnant women themselves aren't actually a priority either. The propaganda is the priority. Upholding the ideology is the priority. Never saying no to trans demands is the priority. Handwaving away all of the legion of negative consequences of trans medical interventions is the priority. 'Trans is right, always' is the priority. The only one.
 
Lord Of Shit said:
There must be some extraordinarily-interesting psychological reason behind the uniquely-Pooneresque tendency to rename themselves after the most mundane of things. As they tend to be much closer to almost-getting-it than are Troons, perhaps this is another almost-confession that they are... boring? Unremarkable? Just LOG?

Do you have any theories?
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I dunno if it qualifies as a T&H Pooner Name Theory, but I'm reminded of the preppy tradition of naming your son an odd, single syllable name. (Or giving them a nickname that's single syllable and odd.) Like Chase. Or Biff. Trev. Cliff. It's a class indicator. Pretty much exclusive to males from what I can tell.

There was a pooner who changed her name to Bean (of all things) in these pages. That one said "absolutely positively deliberate gender-less name choice" to me.
 
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Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
I've seen plenty of the pregopoons claim they 'didn't know' they were pregnant. Which I'm not sure how any woman can't know before you're coming up on the third trimester, but I have an inkling they're selfishly afraid they won't be manly enough when thy give birth and choose the gender euphoria over their baby's health.
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With pooners, many are fat and they've fucked with their bodies so much they probably don't have a baseline 'normal' that they feel anymore and they're so desperately invested in feeding the delusion that they probably just tell themselves that all of the changes are just part of the transition, this is just what it feels like to be a man and their periods just stopped because of the hormones (gender euphoria!) and they're just growing a beer gut like a true dude (validating!). So that at least makes more sense than the petite girl I know who didn't know she was pregnant until she gave surprise birth in a public bathroom. It wasn't just her, she wasn't some shut-in, she has a big family and friends, no one noticed.
 
UvaUvamVivendoVariaFit said:
With pooners, many are fat and they've fucked with their bodies so much they probably don't have a baseline 'normal' that they feel anymore and they're so desperately invested in feeding the delusion that they probably just tell themselves that all of the changes are just part of the transition, this is just what it feels like to be a man and their periods just stopped because of the hormones (gender euphoria!) and they're just growing a beer gut like a true dude (validating!). So that at least makes more sense than the petite girl I know who didn't know she was pregnant until she gave surprise birth in a public bathroom. It wasn't just her, she wasn't some shut-in, she has a big family and friends, no one noticed.
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They also tend to hate their bodies, and try very hard not to think about them.

Furthermore, as they are already given to magical/wishful thinking, most have convinced themselves that their T abuse has made it impossible to become pregnant.
 
Heinrich Maneuver said:
Pooner BrujoAri's animated series 'I wanna eat your guts' is no longer in the works at Shockwave Animation.
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IIRC Brujo is one of those pooners who tries to hide it, however many on twitter like to point out that the female character, Kate, constantly has her design changed and gets fatter and fatter. Brujo is an inspiration for fellow pooner PuppyChan/Wolpertinger who has a thread here
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Adding onto this with an unarchived video showing Kates design changes from Kakyoin from JoJo to 'Kate' the OC (Alex was Jotaro). While turning an established character into an OC is very common in artist circles, it's interesting this pooner turns the male character, who she draws very effeminate and shipped with Jotaro, into a canon female OC. Appreciate if anyone can grab it.
 
Sorry to doublepost but Tyler Catastrophe, (previous post), is still looking to move to the UK. TikTok commenters are telling her to visit Bradford, a Muslim conclave in northern England which is pretty much a no-go zone, as well as Birmingham, also a Muslim shithole. Her aim is to move to Brighton, which has had several recent gang-rapes on the beach. She also has dogshit Premier league takes.
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Magic Pickle said:
A rapist in the making is frustrated that even others in her community of degenerates often find the notion of disclosure to be of utmost importance. But to OP, this is troons 'n' poons robbing themselves of the right to rape and thus prattles on about the kinds of lies she's concocting ahead of time to get what she wants - no matter how her partner feels.
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It’s very :optimistic: of this pooner to think that post phallo results are going to permit her a passable fuctional fakedong to stealth with
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I just can't imagine taking someone named Candle seriously in a professional setting.
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Pooner names often hit this heuristic where if someone said “hello my name is Kain*” my instant response is “no it isn’t” even if I couldn’t see them face to face,

*Kain is a real pooner who works the register at my local PetCo

UvaUvamVivendoVariaFit said:
Here, though, the focus has shifted. The baby's wellbeing is no longer a priority. The deluded pregnant women themselves aren't actually a priority either. The propaganda is the priority. Upholding the ideology is the priority. Never saying no to trans demands is the priority. Handwaving away all of the legion of negative consequences of trans medical interventions is the priority. 'Trans is right, always' is the priority. The only one.
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The sad part is when you see the risk assessment of unnecessary T applied so unevenly as compared to the other no-nos, some women will wonder if the other restrictions are really that big a deal or just paternalistic “better safe than sorry” proscriptions.
UvaUvamVivendoVariaFit said:
With pooners, many are fat and they've fucked with their bodies so much they probably don't have a baseline 'normal' that they feel anymore and they're so desperately invested in feeding the delusion that they probably just tell themselves that all of the changes are just part of the transition, this is just what it feels like to be a man and their periods just stopped because of the hormones (gender euphoria!) and they're just growing a beer gut like a true dude (validating!). So that at least makes more sense than the petite girl I know who didn't know she was pregnant until she gave surprise birth in a public bathroom. It wasn't just her, she wasn't some shut-in, she has a big family and friends, no one noticed.
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T is supposed to make your periods irregular but I can’t really imagine getting a couple months in and not at least suspecting one might be pregnant and using one of those cheap home tests to rule it out.
 
Stan said:
T is supposed to make your periods irregular but I can’t really imagine getting a couple months in and not at least suspecting one might be pregnant and using one of those cheap home tests to rule it out.
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Yeah, but you're making the mistake of thinking of what a sane person would do, while we're talking about the cohort who can piss powder for a year straight and then finally cave and ask reddit about it.
 
revisionist said:
Quote doesn't work so from Magic Pickle's pooners #12,706

"I just want to have normal sex like any other guy"
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When a post is too long for quotes or reply you can press down on the text you want to use and get the options. For some reason it doesn't work with text that is under a spoiler though.
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Heinrich Maneuver said:
Sorry to doublepost but Tyler Catastrophe, (previous post), is still looking to move to the UK. TikTok commenters are telling her to visit Bradford, a Muslim conclave in northern England which is pretty much a no-go zone, as well as Birmingham, also a Muslim shithole. Her aim is to move to Brighton, which has had several recent gang-rapes on the beach. She also has dogshit Premier league takes.
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This person is a mentally ill retard. I am sorry for stating the obvious.
 
Lord Of Shit said:
Yeah, Lineham is not only anti-trans, he is also not one those of those former "allies" who defected; he had become an implacable foe of the tranny cult far before the tide began to turn, it cost him his career and his marriage, and the latter half of his life, he has dedicated to fighting that cult.

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Lineham is - first and foremost - a fucking loser who destroyed his life, marriage and career to argue with people on the Internet. He's actually a cautionary tale how not to act when picking up a struggle. And a szabesgoj.
 
Moving from a profile thread because it might be better to talk about here

>As soon as they invent a way aside from surgeries - call me

1) Finding radical feminism, learning that all throughout history, there have been women who are alienated from their society's idea of womanhood, and accepting that "not feeling like a woman" is one of the many ways *of* being a woman is what did it for me (plus getting off hormonal BC around the same time). I hear psychedelics also help, though I can't speak to that myself.

2) If you genuinely think the surgeries cure gender dysphoria, you're dumber than I thought. Once you get your tits cut off and your vag burnt out and sewn shut, you're just going to find something else to obsess over, because no matter what you do to yourself, you'll still be you. You can't cure a mental illness with a body surgery.
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@Snow Miku I'm going to say this: this kind of advice never works on pooners. Pooners hate when radfems insist that surgery can't work. Most pooners will choose testosterone injections over antipsychotics, and there isn't much you or I can do to stop them until they've tried it for themselves. "Don't knock it till you've tried it" and all. I'd compare this to how gym bros think mental health is bullshit and also turn to roids, see: clavicular

A lot of pooners I know see this as a kneejerk reaction, thinking that radfems get really offended that pooners are fine with hacking their tits off and living their lives like normal "men" otherwise. Pooners loathe having female anatomy, to the extent that telling them they shouldn't do something permanent about it only encourages them to go ahead with doing it. They cut them off to spite you, and anyone else who doubted their ability to transition in a sense.

I've talked about Stone Butch Blues on this site before, but I find it hysterical that both radfems and pooners love that book. It discusses a lot of this in detail, specifically the hatred for female anatomy inherent for many who feel they don't belong to womanhood.

Don't get me wrong, I'm as surprised as you are that pooners run to get their tits lobbed off, but ultimately breast tissue isn't make or break to them I guess. My advice is to just live and let live, because idt you'll convince them to do much else.

I'm also coming at this from the perspective of a zoomer who has known several women consider transitioning to deal with severe dysmorphia, and who have told me such perspectives (and how much they loooove SBB). So take this with a grain of pepper
 
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Heinrich Maneuver said:
Pooner BrujoAri's animated series 'I wanna eat your guts' is no longer in the works at Shockwave Animation.
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She read the story about Armin Meiwes eating that guy he met online at a Cannibal Forum and turned them both into tumblr style brown OCs she could ship, thats the most pooner thing ever.

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She had little to show for the animation but in that span of time she did a trillion fan arts of her own characters doing couple's stuff , that is all IWEYG was ever gonna be.
 
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