The Official Tomb Raider Grieving Thread - Including the sad, pathetic 2010s trilogy.

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Do we really need a new reboot?

  • Yeah, I think it's about that time

  • No, the franchise is dead.

  • NO, A FOLLOWUP WHERE LARA PREACHES BOUT SLAY QUEEN DEFEATING EVIL ORANGE MAN

  • who cares, square enix killed another franchise

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Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
A TL;DR for those who don't want to read through this:

Crystal Dynamics are trying to add the reboot lore to the originals, which actively contradicts the everlasting fuck out of it due to the reboot lore being written by a Tumblrina. Of course, the reboot niggerfaggots are shilling & starting up gaslight squads & being eager to appeal to triviality with anyone taking issue with Crystal Dynamics trying to fix what wasn't broken to begin with.
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Which reboot?

Flexo said:
Not me. I always ship her with the only man worthy of her.
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Or her canonical girlfriend, Witchblade.
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I always liked them as platonic besties.

Speaking of, still salty about Sara's reboot.
 
Am I late posting this or did no one post it yet? The guy who created the iconic soundtrack for OG Tomb Raider, is unapologetically based and votes Trump
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Versa Inglebard said:
GUNS BAD!
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Fucking....look. I WISH it was just that.


Look, look at the bitch that made this!

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Choice quotes!

I wouldn't call it research so much, as for years, I had been playing the games and everyone who kind of touched it creatively had been fans of the games. So that was just in our blood. The research of it [came when] we wanted to tell a new story. It wasn't so much trying to look behind us as trying to look forward to growing and transforming Lara...I guess the research was sort of ingrained in us. Is that a terrible answer?
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Yeah, I bet she played all those games guys!


Yeah, it really did. Just personally, as a fan, I love Lara Croft from the early games and that confident, witty woman that she is. But I also love the very vulnerable version that she is in the Survivor series. So I became extremely curious myself about [building] that bridge. How did she move from Survivor into classic Lara is super cool that that's what we get to explore.
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But, that....that's the fucking PROBLEM! 'classic' Lara is completely different from the Reboot Lara from 'survivor' Lara. They're completely different characters and I don't just mean her getting a boob job apparently.

A little of both. Especially with this franchise, you're always going to be challenged by what came before, and expectations of what her design should be . But we wanted to make her design and story realistic. You're right, we don't get a lot of women that she has good relationships with in the game. It's really cool to see her world in general expand, not only with women, but other men that she starts to have relationships with in the show. It's just super cool.
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You fucking....look. I know this bitch is threatened. Most women are incapable of seeing themselves as physically less and therefore 'realism' is their only way to verbalize their inability to handle other women's bodies as superior. But Lara with mastectomy and a toothpick body isn't any more 'realistic' than say her prior body with curves. But hey, sure. Hey, how does her voice actress look?

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Oof. That's just soooo...unrealistic.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Am I late posting this or did no one post it yet? The guy who created the iconic soundtrack for OG Tomb Raider, is unapologetically based and votes Trump
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One of the stalkers, a LGBT dickriding Frenchie name CerberusXT, is stalking Melonie Mac. You should see his "figurines" on Instagram too. It's embarrassing.
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