Sorry to tell you this, but Uwe Boll's Postal is a masterpiece. And Paul WS Anderson did make the OG Mortal Kombat movie, and both of them are the best vidya movies ever.
It gave us this classic scene and more
my dad at thanksgiving like 15 years ago interrupted my uncle who was rambling about some computer game to ask him if he had played postal 2. my uncle asked what it was and my dad described it as "it's like duke nukem but you can pull your cock out and piss on people and you kill gas station sand niggers who have bombs in the back of the store" and my uncle said "that doesn't sound like a game I would like" and I think about that and laugh all the time.
Postal 2 is an incredible game and the Uwe Boll movie is such a masterpiece through and through. Both things were literally not afraid to push the envelope by being creative with their dark, cynical and edgy humor. It's a riot through and through, and is also one of my favorite movies altogether.
Yeah, but I didn't mention them. And just because Postal is good doesn't suddenly make Alone in the Dark or House of the Dead or others better.
I never said that Alone in the Dark or House of the Dead are any better. I just like Uwe Boll's Postal because it's a perfect way to adapt Postal 2 with its cynical and edgy humor. The same reason why I like Paul WS's take on Mortal Kombat from 1995 for being a nice PG-13 adaptation of an M-rated game. That doesn't mean Monster Hunter or the Resident Evil movies are better, I just like the movie.
Yeah but that's why I said - those movies are still way worse.
Feel like we went over this before. Depends on the studio? I forgot who's doing it.
cautiously optimistic
At least the live-action Mario movie wasn't tortuously boring and forgettable and it had a lot of interesting production history even if the final product ended up being shit. Tomb Raider 2018 was tortuously boring and forgettable
It's gonna suck
Have you tried picking up the Anniversary trilogy yet?
Average person wasn't even aware of it because it was a pixelated blur on your typical CRT and you almost never saw the back of Pierre's in the first game because he was always facing you when you encounter him, even when dead it was very difficult to really tell. Still, a very ballsy easter egg to challenge whether rating boards like the ESRB would notice back in 96. Had they known, it would've caused a bump up to Rated M effecting sales.
It's Embracer-era Crystal assuring people that "big yikes FOREVER, the OG games are, like, problematic y'all" with that bullshit disclaimer.I'll probably buy the Remastered trilogy eventually. The disclaimer doesn't bother me much since its a compromise instead of removing everything.
And if you truly want to remove the message, use "-nolegal" in the Steam launch options. This is one of those command lines most people are unaware of.
Or just mod it with...
Are there any more mods in terms of changing the disclaimer, because I can write something up
What blew me away about anniversary, besides the unabashed Lara T&A, was the arm movement and climbing. As someone who played Uncharted first, you see exactly where naughty dog got it from. Lara's vaulting and ledge reaching animations impressed me in the same way PS2 Silent Hill's environmental detail impressed me. It seems way ahead of its time.
I've seen quite a number of people claim that Crystal Dynamics did this to torpedo the release and sell less copies than expected.
She will always be my favorite Lara. And Keeley Hawes was the perfect actress to VA Lara.
>token streetwise fatass crippled nigger character
