The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

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Wait, so every character except Homer, Bart and Apu (who doesn't exist anymore) is gay and/or a tranny now?
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Even the fucking dog? And they made Marge get turned on by Lady Gaga last I recall. Also each new episode description sounds cringier than the last.
Imagine your watching the premiere of a new simpsons episode and it’s a completely generic zombie simpsons episode (complete with guest animator couch gag!) execpt for the fact the openings title says “the sneeds” instead of “the simpsons”
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Wait, so every character except Homer, Bart and Apu (who doesn't exist anymore) is gay and/or a tranny now?View attachment 1504354
Even the fucking dog? And they made Marge get turned on by Lady Gaga last I recall. Also each new episode description sounds cringier than the last.

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The dogs probably humped another male dog at some point in the show

The one that pisses me off is the pure ratings grab that party turning into a lesbian was

since day one she’s been written as a celibate who chooses not to have romantic relationships
 
The dogs probably humped another male dog at some point in the show

The one that pisses me off is the pure ratings grab that party turning into a lesbian was

since day one she’s been written as a celibate who chooses not to have romantic relationships

At least with Patty, there were a few subtle hints she was a lesbian even before the big reveal. Like the "there goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality" or how her voice was one of the two that were "in the closet" (the other being Smithers)

I still don't get why half of these characters are included.

Milhouse could be included if you're only going off that one throwaway gag where the school psychologist thought he was gay because of his effeminate behavior. Even then, that was more of a joke about Milhouse being a nerdy wimp than him being gay or trans.

Kodos probably got on there because of the line "and this is my sister, Kodos" but given that they're aliens, I don't think Kodos is trans.

Rod and Todd are also hinted at being gay when they grow up and there's been a few jokes about Lenny and Carl being more than friends but unless Matt Groening came out as gay or bi recently, none of the others make sense.

At most, Barney may have done some cross-dressing while he was drunk off his ass and the Sea Captain once made a joke about his crew needing porno magazines to stave off homosexuality while at sea.

I have no idea why Otto is on there at all. He's even more confusing than the dog being included

Lisa is a feminist, but is also very much a heterosexual (she's got crushes on boys and her future self is straight)

Edna Krappabel is straight, but given that she's always been depicted as kinda slutty, there may have been a Zombie Simpsons episode where she was portrayed as a pansexual that went after anything that moves.

Grandpa Simpson is straight, and even in the Zombie Simpsons episode where he was kissed by a dude, he's seen as being uncomfortable with it at the time and feeling bad that the man got fired. IIRC, he reconciles with the man not because he's gay or bi, but because he feels guilty that the man was fired over that kiss.

The only characters that could feasibly fit in the category under normal circumstances would be Waylon Smithers, Patty Bouvier, John, and the two gay Latino guys Homer lived with for a while and maybe Rod and Todd if we're counting the futuristic episodes.
 
Milhouse could be included if you're only going off that one throwaway gag where the school psychologist thought he was gay because of his effeminate behavior. Even then, that was more of a joke about Milhouse being a nerdy wimp than him being gay or trans.

Let's not forget a recurring gag in the show was Milhouse's obsession with trying to win Lisa Simpson's heart, and even going down the niceguy/incel path when he'd get rejected. definitely not a homo.

Kodos probably got on there because of the line "and this is my sister, Kodos" but given that they're aliens, I don't think Kodos is trans.

My interpretation of that is that those aliens were androgynous and all had deep, monotone voices regardless of gender.

At most, Barney may have done some cross-dressing while he was drunk off his ass

This is true, and if IIRC when he watched footage of himself being drunk and wearing Marge's clothes, he was absolutely shocked in his behavior and thus swore off alcohol. The closest thing I can think of to him being gay was in Simpson Tide when Barney hangs up a pinup poster of a sexy Homer, which was more WTF if anything. Meanwhile in early episodes there were numerous gags of Barney flirting with women and getting rejected due to being a fat, drunken slob.

I have no idea why Otto is on there at all. He's even more confusing than the dog being included

There was a whole episode about him being married and abandoning his bride to be at the alter because she didn't like his taste in music. In prior episodes you could see him with women, especially where the Simpsons moved away from their house and Otto and his GF were squatting in it. In an early episode Otto tells Bart he has to hurry up and get to the bar where his GF is dancing topless.

Edna Krappabel is straight, but given that she's always been depicted as kinda slutty, there may have been a Zombie Simpsons episode where she was portrayed as a pansexual that went after anything that moves.

Yeah, even as far back as seasons 2 and 3 it was established that she was lonely and desperate for cock, and in that Flaming Moe's episode she became a slutty rock groupie for Aerosmith. At best I'm with you in that I believe there may have been a Zombie Simpsons episode that showed her kissing a woman or something, but I'd interpret that as her being promiscuous.

Grandpa Simpson is straight, and even in the Zombie Simpsons episode where he was kissed by a dude, he's seen as being uncomfortable with it at the time and feeling bad that the man got fired. IIRC, he reconciles with the man not because he's gay or bi, but because he feels guilty that the man was fired over that kiss.

The only thing that's ringing a bell with me is that classic episode where he tells a story of how he went undercover as a drag cabaret performer in Nazi Germany, and when Bart asks if it's true, he says, "Well, I did wear a dress for a period of time in the 40's." At best, that just means he dressed in drag for whatever reason...it doesn't make him gay, bi, trans ect.
 
The Stonecutters episode where Grandpa was going through his wallet looking for his membership card and came across a few others, "I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason..."

Besides the zombie Simpsons episode, that's the only one I can think of.
 
The Stonecutters episode where Grandpa was going through his wallet looking for his membership card and came across a few others, "I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason..."

Besides the zombie Simpsons episode, that's the only one I can think of.

'They took a picture of my keister for Stars And Stripes!...At least I think it was Stars And Stripes.'
 
Oh, I forgot a borderline gay moment for either Otto or Barney: in The Joy of Sect (where everyone in Springfield joins a cult), the cult members are forced to get married to each other. Otto and Barney are seen being chosen as partners based on the computer match up, to which Otto reminds Barney that "He's the man [top]", and both seem to be cool with it. I always interpreted this as both just being brainwashed and not being able to think rationally, since everyone else in that episode became brainwashed and zombiefied by the cult. But, if you wanna say Otto and Barney are now both gay because of of that, remember that Seymour Skinner was partnered with his mom Agnes, and I don't recall anyone ever claiming Principal Skinner is into incest based solely on that gag. I remember just seeing that episode when I was a kid and thinking, "HAHA, Otto had to marry Barney!"
 
The Stonecutters episode where Grandpa was going through his wallet looking for his membership card and came across a few others, "I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason..."

Besides the zombie Simpsons episode, that's the only one I can think of.

Honestly, I think the joke about Grandpa being president of the gay and lesbian alliance was more of a joke about him being senile than a gay joke.
 
They made Grandpa gay in a recent episode and one of the newer future episodes show that Lisa married a woman.
 
Where I live IRL is like where Barney lives: urban sprawl, and where all you hear at night is traffic and the occasional siren.

(I like how the good show added ambient background noise.)
My house irl is next door to a farming supply shop on the left and a brothel on the right
 
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