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hurrhurrhurr said:
The only difference being that Larry Butz isn't capable of murdering his girlfriend.
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Two things. First, I did this shit. Feel free to add more.

Second, I don't think Jesus has ever looked less appealing than he does at this very moment. Fawk.
 
cluelessly said:
Totally agreed. I've met lots of men who looked amazing with long hair and the defining feature with all of them is it was actually styled or cut in a way that was flattering for their face, and then cared for properly so it looked healthy and thick.

GK and his brother have the kind of haircuts little girls have when they haven't yet reached the point of caring about their appearance because they're young and have more important things to worry about, like colouring and teddy bears.
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I used to have long hair when I younger but find it too much maintience and I look better with shorter hair. I have an excuse to have long hair as I'm female but even then, they have to be permed or put in a pony tail, especially at work.
 
Wiki is coming along nicely, I'm so proud of everyone's contributions! I'm working on making sure everything is nice and linked up right now.
 
LaptopGeek said:
I used to have long hair when I younger but find it too much maintience and I look better with shorter hair. I have an excuse to have long hair as I'm female but even then, they have to be permed or put in a pony tail, especially at work.
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Same more or less. I'm a guy but when I was young I was into a lot of psuedo-metal so I had long hair, but I brushed it thoroughly every day, had it actually cut to frame my face nicely and used good product on it. Long hair has to be maintained if not it just looks...like GK's.
 
Jaimas said:
51 Nicknames for Golden Knight:
1. Golden Knave
2. Golden Ninnie
3. Bronze Knave
4. Bronze Ninnie
5. Copper Cunt
6. Iron Lung
7. Jaundice Princess
8. Ochre Knecht
9. Silver Serf
10. Silver Squire
11. Lesion-Colored Legionaire
12. Squalor Soldier
13. Pyrite Peon
14. Pyrite Pissant
15. Pyrite Princess
16. Squalid Queen
17. Golden Nutsack
18. Gay Jeis
19. Orange Julius
20. Brass Bunghole
21. Mulleted Wonder
22. Golden Pedophile
23. Bronze Child-Toucher
24. Copper Pedobear
25. Golden Autist
26. Auric Arsehole
27. Auric Autist
28. Episode of Cops Waiting to Happen
29. Rusting Knight
30. Rusting Knave
31. Rusty Trombone
32. Worst Published Artist to Grace The CWCki Forums
33. Metallic Mental-Patient
34. Shiny Shithead
35. Chrome Codpiece
36. Pearlescent Prick
37. Pearlescent Princess
38. Platinum Penis
39. Lead Loser
40. Iridescent Idiot
41. Wax-Pallored Wanderer
42. Fissionable Fucktard
43. Armored Anus
44. My Entire Comic Is About My Brother Being a Poop-Head
45. Electroplated Egotist
46. Twenty-Four Carat Tard Monkey
47. Fourteen-Carat Face-Fucker
48. Celestial Cockmaster
49. Costume-Jewelry Cochlea
50. Less Successful than CWC
51. Bejeweled Butt-Fucker
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51 Shades of Jay

littlebiscuits said:
http://the-golden-knight.wikia.com/wiki/The Golden Knight Wiki?wiki-welcome=1


I did the thing.
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Forget subforum, I think you just ensured GK will be the next central focus of this site when Chris inevitably goes dark for the last time.
 
Absinthe said:
But of course Jay draws jellyfish sting fetish art.

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The description is worse. Believe me when I say I would gladly stand in Times Square wearing a t-shirt with shecameforCWC.jpg on it performing an interpretive dance to So Need a Cute Girl if it allowed me to unsee that picture and unread the accompanying text.


While I still have strength I'll point out how exploitable the Jay character is in that picture.

Also, Heather - you didn't dodge a bullet so much as a full-scale bombing campaign.
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Goddammit I had to click on it.

Queen of Tarts said:
Good thing I don't have a gun lying around, because this shit makes me want to blow my brains out.
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Troll TGK enough and he'll save you the trouble and money. :B
 
Absinthe said:
But of course Jay draws jellyfish sting fetish art.

christmas_in_the_sun_by_the_golden_knight-d6yzca8.jpg

The description is worse. Believe me when I say I would gladly stand in Times Square wearing a t-shirt with shecameforCWC.jpg on it performing an interpretive dance to So Need a Cute Girl if it allowed me to unsee that picture and unread the accompanying text.


While I still have strength I'll point out how exploitable the Jay character is in that picture.

Also, Heather - you didn't dodge a bullet so much as a full-scale bombing campaign.
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The art style. The tiny drawn wangs. That fucking leg on the character on the right.

I didn't realize the barrel had a bottom, until today.
 
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