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I seriously had to laugh at this. You sir, have made my day.
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I seriously had to laugh at this. You sir, have made my day.
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All right, now he's just asking for shit like the new GKwiki.
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Ooh
58. Bronze Bitchfit
This is fun.
The wiki looks nice! And it must take some effort to tell a story less coherent than sonichu
58. Bronze Bitchfit
This is fun.
The wiki looks nice! And it must take some effort to tell a story less coherent than sonichu
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OW! Too bad that burn won't leave any permanent physical damage!
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lol all I did was wash it regularly and use conditioner. rarely brushed it and it looked exponentially better than this dweeb:
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Yellow-belly Wizard cannot replace CWC, here's my analysis why.
Unlike CWC, or any other lolcow for that matter, Jay cannot be milked for laughs. If anything, he's a frustrationcow. The only time he warrants laughter is when he decides to do something stupid himself, which luckily has been often. Unless there is a radical change of weening (which I did attempt), you cannot force him to do anything. Even when @littlebiscuits tried to roleplay a single time where the tables turned, he outright refused. When @Coster tried to do a liquid Chris saga, or talk any sense in him as Guilded, he outright refused.
Jay is so used to being by himself, with the exception of a girlfriend too sane to do anything he wanted, that it's impossible to troll him. He is too isolated in his fantasy world for us to barge into and conspire something new.
The reason GK is like this at all is primarily two reasons. The first one being fear. Judging by how he interacted with me regarding making him legitimately successful, I feel as though one of his reasons why was because he is afraid of success. At least, any actual success. If he were able to have hundreds of fans at his whim, he'd be fine with that. What he isn't fine with is doing actual work to get there. He is afraid of looking up tutorials or improving himself in anyway because that would mean he would have to realize truly how rock-bottom he is right now.
In addition to this, his second fatal flaw is he is very fucking lazy. The reason why he disregarded Heather so quickly to find another plaything is because of how horny he was/is. He's stated that other than sugar, his sexual 'addiction' is the only vice he has. He tries to get off as soon as possible and that's it. The reason why he's gone to such extremes in fetishisms is because of this. He does not care for building a sustainable relationship and achieving legitimate sexual stratification because that means work, so he tries to find something that would equal that.
His parents, specifically his mother, has coddled him so much that he does not see the reason why he would have to do work. The bullying he received at school was something he constructed to be positive friendship because of the skewed perspective he was raised in. Doing actual work (Eight hours of what I assume was incredibly slow work repairing/troubleshooting computers) was too much for him because he's never had to raise a finger in his life.
I hope I am right about this, instead of being correct that he has a far more complex and tragic upbringing resulting in something along the lines of sociopathy as opposed to a hedonistic personality that has potential to be fixable. It'd be really great if it were possible to get intel on if he enjoys arson as much as he hates animals, or if he was a bedwetter past the age of five. It'd be great to get any intel on his past at all, but I think he's far too aware of the trolling in his life to ever let someone that close to him. Again, I hope I'm wrong.
Unlike CWC, or any other lolcow for that matter, Jay cannot be milked for laughs. If anything, he's a frustrationcow. The only time he warrants laughter is when he decides to do something stupid himself, which luckily has been often. Unless there is a radical change of weening (which I did attempt), you cannot force him to do anything. Even when @littlebiscuits tried to roleplay a single time where the tables turned, he outright refused. When @Coster tried to do a liquid Chris saga, or talk any sense in him as Guilded, he outright refused.
Jay is so used to being by himself, with the exception of a girlfriend too sane to do anything he wanted, that it's impossible to troll him. He is too isolated in his fantasy world for us to barge into and conspire something new.
The reason GK is like this at all is primarily two reasons. The first one being fear. Judging by how he interacted with me regarding making him legitimately successful, I feel as though one of his reasons why was because he is afraid of success. At least, any actual success. If he were able to have hundreds of fans at his whim, he'd be fine with that. What he isn't fine with is doing actual work to get there. He is afraid of looking up tutorials or improving himself in anyway because that would mean he would have to realize truly how rock-bottom he is right now.
In addition to this, his second fatal flaw is he is very fucking lazy. The reason why he disregarded Heather so quickly to find another plaything is because of how horny he was/is. He's stated that other than sugar, his sexual 'addiction' is the only vice he has. He tries to get off as soon as possible and that's it. The reason why he's gone to such extremes in fetishisms is because of this. He does not care for building a sustainable relationship and achieving legitimate sexual stratification because that means work, so he tries to find something that would equal that.
His parents, specifically his mother, has coddled him so much that he does not see the reason why he would have to do work. The bullying he received at school was something he constructed to be positive friendship because of the skewed perspective he was raised in. Doing actual work (Eight hours of what I assume was incredibly slow work repairing/troubleshooting computers) was too much for him because he's never had to raise a finger in his life.
I hope I am right about this, instead of being correct that he has a far more complex and tragic upbringing resulting in something along the lines of sociopathy as opposed to a hedonistic personality that has potential to be fixable. It'd be really great if it were possible to get intel on if he enjoys arson as much as he hates animals, or if he was a bedwetter past the age of five. It'd be great to get any intel on his past at all, but I think he's far too aware of the trolling in his life to ever let someone that close to him. Again, I hope I'm wrong.
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You could be right, but in defense of the wiki project, GK has been known to make things he did disappear if it ruffled too many feathers. He's already nuked his youtube, removed the Christmas journal and his Lisa story.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the wiki and I'll contribute whatever I can. I just think that in order to get anything beyond what we have already, different measures would be needed.
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He took Blossom from ppg and made her legal age.
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Picklechu
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I'm pretty sure it's an avatar for his ideal sweetheart from the ground-up. Hence why she's a redhead, enjoys jellyfish stings, being abused, and public masturbation.
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On the wiki, you guys may want to take screenshots as apposed to directly linking to the source because of this.
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Liquid Knights and fake sweethearts obviously don't work. Other people's success CAN get a reaction out of him though. http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/journal/The-Work-in-Artwork-465697598 . I'm not saying steal his "franchise" or Asperchu it, but I have some ideas I'm toying with, but no trolling plans and all that.
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I think he's said before that he wears it in a ponytail at work.
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I used to roleplay a LOT and I could probably keep up in a roleplay with GK... not sure it would get any decent content though, and I'd have to make a DA account to do it. I'm also female and have an app on my phone to mask my number. I don't know though... I'm terrible at dealing with needy people. I'd probably get worn out fast and there's absolutely no guarantee he'd even respond to me or want to roleplay.
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We've learned that GK expects people to not even use the restroom for more than 5 minutes lest he feel "abandoned" or something. I literally can not define needy as anything less than that.
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Oh, I can cope with that fine. My ex (who I roleplayed with even when we lived together, which was exactly as weird and nerdy as you're thinking it must have been) actually expected me to reply instantly to each post and would prompt me if I got to about the 3-4 minute mark without starting to reply. I don't want to be a sweetheart or anything, just a RP partner.