The Golden Knight - General Thread

[Emperor's Champion]

What is the red stuff on his hands in panel one? Is it blood? Is he gaming so hard he starts bleeding or is he so hardcore he can punch people through the internet

 

[Seahorses]

the way tgk draws dicks is really upsetting fsr

What upsets you about them? I can barely notice them.

 

[citizenoftheinternet]

Spoiler: not even exaggerating

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No, Golday. Just... NO.

Why is it the more I learn about the Platinum Phallus,

This would imply he is valuable and something used for sex.

We all know he is not, and never will be, either of these things.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

It gets worse. According to this charming picture, Jay gets hard at the thought of shooting animals and wants society to think he did 9/11 - but it's ok because all he does is sit around fapping all day.

Spoiler: not even exaggerating

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This guy makes it too fucking easy to make fun of him.

 

[Total Dingus]

 

[Lascannon]

Copper Chamberpot for #52

Golden Slug for #53.

 

[Emperor's Champion]

Ugh. Creepy. You nailed the likeness to him

 

[littlebiscuits]

He looks like Nigel Thornberry.

 

[Lascannon]

Isn't his 9$ comic what would a 8-10 year old would do?

How much do you guys think his comic is worth? Nothing at all?

 

[Le Bateleur]

Magnificent.

I wonder if Craven Jay would feature it on his profile?

 

[Total Dingus]

Posted, with an explanation of how powerful he is despite appearances - I mean, he can conquer deadly jellyfish!

Let's see if that asshole buys it.

 

[Silver]

i know what we can call tgk

the steel samurai

(100 internets to anyone who gets the reference)

 

[TopperHay]

He looks like Nigel Thornberry.

The big difference being that Nigel Thornberry loved animals and was likeable despite his eccentricities. Being voiced by Tim Curry helps too.

 

[Burned Man]

The big difference being that Nigel Thornberry loved animals and was likeable despite his eccentricities. Being voiced by Tim Curry helps too.

Yeah unfortunately if GK said smashing when talking about animals he would mean it as a verb.

Isn't his 9$ comic what would a 8-10 year old would do?

How much do you guys think his comic is worth? Nothing at all?

I would say the younger we was when he made it the more it would be worth and since he is an adult at this point I would say around $0. Maybe I would offer him a dollar or 2 and see what he says.

 

[citizenoftheinternet]

^This. A thousand times.

 

[Total Dingus]

Not my best work, but a fair warmup sketch for the day. I thought I'd honor GK properly - especially after seeing that clear photo of his.... face area.

 

[Blueberry]

I really hope GK gets his epic war armor some day.

 

[wheat pasta]

i know what we can call tgk

the steel samurai

(100 internets to anyone who gets the reference)

Oh shit, wait, is that a Phoenix Wright reference?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Yeah unfortunately if GK said smashing when talking about animals he would mean it as a verb.

I would say the younger we was when he made it the more it would be worth and since he is an adult at this point I would say around $0. Maybe I would offer him a dollar or 2 and see what he says.

It was worth it to me, but I had ulterior motives. Anyone else who bought it for any reason other than pity got gypped.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Guys, srsly, there is moar than enough GK content for a wiki. His dA gallery, especially the short stories, are a goldmine of lulz.

I flipped through them for about half an hour. Aside from the horrors I already posted, did you know:

Jay thinks women's breasts are always full of milk, and if you bite on them hard enough you can drink it?
Jay wrote a Powerpuff fanfic where his inevitable Mary Sue OC falls for a lovely princess with hair that reminds him of his brother's?
That Jay's work offensively stereotypes Jewish and Japanese people as well as Mexicans?
That Jay has written two stories where a female character is aroused by animals touching her feet?