The Golden Knight - General Thread

[cluelessly]

Unlurking to say how unbelievable this guy is. I've been lurking since the first thread, read everything, and I'm quite enjoying the ride. I joined the site because I wanted to see the scanned pages of his....erm...epic comicbook and frankly, I have no idea what the fuck did I just read. It's not even the "so bad it's good" type, it's just plain awful.

Welcome! Enjoy slowly losing your sanity with every thread you read.

 

[Nova Prospekt]

Welcome! Enjoy slowly losing your sanity with every thread you read.

Thanks! I think I already lost some a few years ago, but this surely is starting to suck it all out (or what remains of it).

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Why don't we just call his parents and tell them that Jay had been a very bad boy?

That's the fucked up thing. You'd need something pretty damning to probably make his parents care. I imagine his dad would be the only one that might get pissed off. At this point he seems to have checked out in regard to his son's odd behavior while Jay's mom babies him and enables his bad habits. It's functionally close to a Bob/Barb situation. The difference is that I imagine his mom's heart is in the right place but cleaning his room and spoiling him isn't helping anything.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Silly Saney. You know that darling Jay is never anything other than uniquely fantastic in everything he does and says.

True, his mum and dad might not do anything.

But sooner or later Jay will become such an enormous lolcow that the ween hordes will notice.

Jay's family live in an upmarket neighbourhood, and his dad is a committee member for a business association and a car club (maybe two).

Once neighbours and daddy's friends from the club start getting copies of the Christmas Journal or the tiny penis comic...

 

[Jaimas]

We need a list of every alternate Golden Knight name. Theres been so many I can't remember them all but Silver Serf, Bronze Knave, Tinfoil Twat, Copper Cunt, Iron Lung and of course The Jaundice Princess stick out in my mind as the ones that made me laugh the most.

51 Nicknames for Golden Knight:
1. Golden Knave
2. Golden Ninnie
3. Bronze Knave
4. Bronze Ninnie
5. Copper Cunt
6. Iron Lung
7. Jaundice Princess
8. Ochre Knecht
9. Silver Serf
10. Silver Squire
11. Lesion-Colored Legionaire
12. Squalor Soldier
13. Pyrite Peon
14. Pyrite Pissant
15. Pyrite Princess
16. Squalid Queen
17. Golden Nutsack
18. Gay Jeis
19. Orange Julius
20. Brass Bunghole
21. Mulleted Wonder
22. Golden Pedophile
23. Bronze Child-Toucher
24. Copper Pedobear
25. Golden Autist
26. Auric Arsehole
27. Auric Autist
28. Episode of Cops Waiting to Happen
29. Rusting Knight
30. Rusting Knave
31. Rusty Trombone
32. Worst Published Artist to Grace The CWCki Forums
33. Metallic Mental-Patient
34. Shiny Shithead
35. Chrome Codpiece
36. Pearlescent Prick
37. Pearlescent Princess
38. Platinum Penis
39. Lead Loser
40. Iridescent Idiot
41. Wax-Pallored Wanderer
42. Fissionable Fucktard
43. Armored Anus
44. My Entire Comic Is About My Brother Being a Poop-Head
45. Electroplated Egotist
46. Twenty-Four Carat Tard Monkey
47. Fourteen-Carat Face-Fucker
48. Celestial Cockmaster
49. Costume-Jewelry Cochlea
50. Less Successful than CWC
51. Bejeweled Butt-Fucker

 

[Larsipan]

Jaimas, you sir are my hero.

Also I cannot wait for the cat/robot comic shenanigannery to start coming out.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

True, his mum and dad might not do anything.

But sooner or later Jay will become such an enormous lolcow that the ween hordes will notice.

Jay's family live in an upmarket neighbourhood, and his dad is a committee member for a business association and a car club (maybe two).

Once neighbours and daddy's friends from the club start getting copies of the Christmas Journal or the tiny penis comic...

If things ever do escalate I don't think it will be from his comic or even his Christmas journal. It's going to be about his kinks. With some whispering in his ear he may one day end up on a fetish site with a list of all his fucked up turn-ons on one page. Hell, if he's single long enough he may actually seek groups who are into similar stuff without any outside influence.

 

[Silver]

the more sadist tgk gets the more i want to parade as a girl who's into his interests and shit but absolutely none of his sexual shit... perhaps entirely asexual... and see what he does lol

 

[Poison_Ivy]

I'm surprised the weens (people not from our forum) haven't found him yet.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That chick had pretty much the same reaction I have when I watch Die Hard

 

[teheviltwin]

True, his mum and dad might not do anything.

But sooner or later Jay will become such an enormous lolcow that the ween hordes will notice.

Jay's family live in an upmarket neighbourhood, and his dad is a committee member for a business association and a car club (maybe two).

Once neighbours and daddy's friends from the club start getting copies of the Christmas Journal or the tiny penis comic...

Although it still wouldn't make it Jay's fault. It would be those horrible internet bullies who pick on their speshul indigo child of snowflakiness.

His brother is more likely to care. He seems to see that Jay is a fuck up. I can't imagine having a child touching, woman abusing brother with a tiny penis who flaunts it on the internet could be too much fun.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That's a dude? Good lord.

 

[Le Bateleur]

It gets worse. According to this charming picture, Jay gets hard at the thought of shooting animals and wants society to think he did 9/11 - but it's ok because all he does is sit around fapping all day.

Spoiler: not even exaggerating

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[Poison_Ivy]

............................wat

 

[Jaimas]

It gets worse. According to this charming picture, Jay gets hard at the thought of shooting animals and wants society to think he did 9/11 - but it's ok because all he does is sit around fapping all day.

Spoiler: not even exaggerating

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Why is it the more I learn about the Platinum Phallus, the more I'm convinced we're going to see him in the news some day involved with a School Shooting or something equally unpleasant and tragic?

 

[Trombonista]

But of course Jay draws jellyfish sting fetish art.

Spoiler: Please don't click me

The description is worse. Believe me when I say I would gladly stand in Times Square wearing a t-shirt with shecameforCWC.jpg on it performing an interpretive dance to So Need a Cute Girl if it allowed me to unsee that picture and unread the accompanying text.


While I still have strength I'll point out how exploitable the Jay character is in that picture.

Also, Heather - you didn't dodge a bullet so much as a full-scale bombing campaign.

Does the guy in the top right corner have a Moomin for a girlfriend?

 

[LaptopGeek]

I don't think GK shouldn't be called these certain nick names on the list, especially platinum because they are powerful than diamonds as GK doesn't even deserve the word 'Golden', since he is never good as gold and if I was a teacher and he was my student, no gold stars for him. Call him something less valuable than gold.

You forgot
Tin foiled Amateur and Penis Lolly ( since he draws penises as lollies) or cum-tw*t.


Who would kill an animal like this, unless a hunter who hunts for food or having to shot it if in distress and has to be put to sleep?

And what society thinks what GK does is incorrect in two different ways, 1) it is offensive 2) he should be drawn as a child molester instead of terrorist

Does the guy in the top right corner have a Moomin for a girlfriend?

Not too sure but I do know Jay's dick is showing underneath his nappy (diaper), as it looks puffy instead of tight.

 

[Silver]

the way tgk draws dicks is really upsetting fsr

 

[ASoulMan]

51 Nicknames for Golden Knight:
1. Golden Knave
2. Golden Ninnie
3. Bronze Knave
4. Bronze Ninnie
5. Copper Cunt
6. Iron Lung
7. Jaundice Princess
8. Ochre Knecht
9. Silver Serf
10. Silver Squire
11. Lesion-Colored Legionaire
12. Squalor Soldier
13. Pyrite Peon
14. Pyrite Pissant
15. Pyrite Princess
16. Squalid Queen
17. Golden Nutsack
18. Gay Jeis
19. Orange Julius
20. Brass Bunghole
21. Mulleted Wonder
22. Golden Pedophile
23. Bronze Child-Toucher
24. Copper Pedobear
25. Golden Autist
26. Auric Arsehole
27. Auric Autist
28. Episode of Cops Waiting to Happen
29. Rusting Knight
30. Rusting Knave
31. Rusty Trombone
32. Worst Published Artist to Grace The CWCki Forums
33. Metallic Mental-Patient
34. Shiny Shithead
35. Chrome Codpiece
36. Pearlescent Prick
37. Pearlescent Princess
38. Platinum Penis
39. Lead Loser
40. Iridescent Idiot
41. Wax-Pallored Wanderer
42. Fissionable Fucktard
43. Armored Anus
44. My Entire Comic Is About My Brother Being a Poop-Head
45. Electroplated Egotist
46. Twenty-Four Carat Tard Monkey
47. Fourteen-Carat Face-Fucker
48. Celestial Cockmaster
49. Costume-Jewelry Cochlea
50. Less Successful than CWC
51. Bejeweled Butt-Fucker

Copper Chamberpot for #52

 

[Le Bateleur]

Why is it the more I learn about the Platinum Phallus, the more I'm convinced we're going to see him in the news some day involved with a School Shooting or something equally unpleasant and tragic?

I still hope that he's such a big jessie that it never comes to that.

However, he worries me more than he used to. I kind of wrote the sadism stuff off as bluster, probably to compensate for his lack of sexual experience. I imagined if he ever got a real 'lover' he'd be happy with tickling and handcuffs and other light stuff.

Seeing him describe an explicit arousal from committing violent acts, though, is a massive red flag.

I don't think he'll shoot up a school, but I could see him being very bad news for an unfortunate prostitute...