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off topic but i was reading an hero team for shits and giggles and... i just... this fucking page

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Shamelessly masturbating in front of your boyfriend's friends colleagues team is apparently not sexually deviant behavior but, in fact, "awesome". I'd never have guessed.
Also, I'm not even gonna comment on that whole... half-naked dancing in the bedroom business. Nope.
 
schiessen said:
off topic but i was reading an hero team for shits and giggles and... i just... this fucking page

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You know you have some serious fucking issues if CWC is able to work his way around Crayola products better than you can. CWC wrote sexual deviancy, and correct me if I'm wrong here, but god damn, he never had one of his characters break out into crazy masturbation in front of a group of friends.
 
Coster said:
You know you have some serious fucking issues if CWC is able to work his way around Crayola products better than you can. CWC wrote sexual deviancy, and correct me if I'm wrong here, but god damn, he never had one of his characters break out into crazy masturbation in front of a group of friends.
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"UNGA WUNGA" comes close.

schiessen said:
off topic but i was reading an hero team for shits and giggles and... i just... this fucking page

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:cryblood:

Also, GK's Mary Sue is the only one (imaginary girlfriend excluded) who is not fully dressed. He spends more time in his underwear than in his TOTALLY EPIC AWESOME GOLDEN EPIC NETTLE-DONGED POWER ARMOR!!!!!!1!!one!1!
 
schiessen said:
off topic but i was reading an hero team for shits and giggles and... i just... this fucking page

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So they hang out in their underwear with friends while she fingers herself to another man and he couldn't be happier. Wow they sure are a "progressive" couple.
 
Isn't Amanderp also the team's psychologist, responsible for making sure none of the super soldiers flip out during their sekrit missions? Nice to see they picked someone so well balanced for this vital role...
 
Coster said:
My friend compared Jay to that kid from DBZ Idasa, but a look at one of Jay's older pictures on his Facebook...

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.. And seeing his older brother Barry in the middle with his mullet reminded me of Shin from Fist of the North Star.

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Whole family of mulleted animu villains, I tells ya.
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I don't know why men grow out their hair if they aren't going to take care of it.

When I had hair up to my shoulder, I had 60$ dollar haircuts, I got that shit layered, I would blow-dry, etc.

If you are going to grow it out, don't let hang off the top of your head like a dried out old wash cloth.
 
Seahorses said:
I don't know why men grow out their hair if they aren't going to take care of it.

When I had hair up to my shoulder, I had 60$ dollar haircuts, I got that shit layered, I would blow-dry, etc.

If you are going to grow it out, don't let hang off the top of your head like a dried out old wash cloth.
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Totally agreed. I've met lots of men who looked amazing with long hair and the defining feature with all of them is it was actually styled or cut in a way that was flattering for their face, and then cared for properly so it looked healthy and thick.

GK and his brother have the kind of haircuts little girls have when they haven't yet reached the point of caring about their appearance because they're young and have more important things to worry about, like colouring and teddy bears.
 
Seahorses said:
I don't know why men grow out their hair if they aren't going to take care of it.

When I had hair up to my shoulder, I had 60$ dollar haircuts, I got that shit layered, I would blow-dry, etc.

If you are going to grow it out, don't let hang off the top of your head like a dried out old wash cloth.
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Even if you don't want to pay through the nose to keep long hair styled if you just brush 100 strokes every night and get the split ends trimmed it will look a million times better.
 
But of course Jay draws jellyfish sting fetish art.

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The description is worse. Believe me when I say I would gladly stand in Times Square wearing a t-shirt with shecameforCWC.jpg on it performing an interpretive dance to So Need a Cute Girl if it allowed me to unsee that picture and unread the accompanying text.

Jayllyfish said:
Made for :iconteamteaandbuiscuits: because of COMMUNITY! :dummy:

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So yeah, what's the one thing that's on your mind when you think of beach? Is it the waves? The sun? The sand? Maybe the jellyfish? :horny: For me, it's theS-EEEEEEE-X!I mean, if you ask me, the ultimate purpose in life is to get laid! And if that's by lapping up the fact your lover is getting stung (or if you're the mythical type who laps up the fact that *you* are the one getting stung), more power to you! :iconjerkoffplz:
Speaking of which, I reckon this is a nudist beach, so bare breasts are AWESOME for both sexes! :eager: Hooray for nude beaches! :excited: Even though it's not like the most of the other members would vote for that; it's not their choice, and they easily ignore the jiggling beauties...:drool: And yeah, she'd eagerly rub those stingers on those softies, pleasantly moaning and all that, because to me, such is the way of the true redhead masochist...:iconicameplz:
In short, you can bet your anus that I'd be hornier than a scorpion with its face smothered by two squishy cheeks. :giggle: And yes, depending on your personality, I am either a serious :iconcreepplz:
or I am too sexy for my shirt! :D

I also took a pinch of inspiration for perspectives from the appropriate wallpaper here: www.giantitp.com/comics/Wallpa…
But I did not copy anything or do that kind of crap.

And HEY! Is that the Young Guardian in the skies, acting all like a Godly being? What's HE doing here? :iconteeheeheeplz:


Come to think of it, the weather suddenly spiked to spring temperatures after being thoroughly freezing lately (no joke), so a heated picture seems appropriately timed. ;p

It's only temporarily in scraps, as it's a work-in-progress that I intend to finish, just as soon as I eat (and if need be, sleep).
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While I still have strength I'll point out how exploitable the Jay character is in that picture.

Also, Heather - you didn't dodge a bullet so much as a full-scale bombing campaign.
 
I woke up to read pages 88-90. Fuck me....=_=

Also, I'm just gonna say 1. Barry seriously looks like a girl in that pic. 2. His hair isn't mullet just yet. My definition of mullet is where your hair is cut until behind the ear and then it flows. Jay has full blown mullet. A mullet can't cover your ears without looking weird as fuck.


Now I'm going to try and go back to sleep....maybe. Also @Seahorses , expect a t-Rex drawing soon. I just got home from California so I have access to my drawing stuff now. :D
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Yeah, this guy is going to get fucked with hard someday. I feel like any major trolling could make things with his family awkward just because he insists upon bringing everything to their attention and they have no problem being too involved in his life.
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Why don't we just call his parents and tell them that Jay had been a very bad boy?
 
Unlurking to say how unbelievable this guy is. I've been lurking since the first thread, read everything, and I'm quite enjoying the ride. I joined the site because I wanted to see the scanned pages of his....erm...epic comicbook and frankly, I have no idea what the fuck did I just read. It's not even the "so bad it's good" type, it's just plain awful.
 
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