The Golden Knight - General Thread

  • Thread starter Thread starter TL 611
  • Start date Start date
  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Absinthe said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jJi8nnRpCwo

I did find a scene that starts about 16:22 set on a boardwalk by a lake. For about 40 seconds of footage spanning at least two takes, Golday manages to frame the two actors so at least one of their heads is partially out of shot at any given moment.
Click to expand...

He also breaks the plane. Switching shots by 180 degrees like that is not generally a sign of a competent DP. At least that's what my instructors drilled into me, but it's been a while.
 
Jascoz said:
GK shirtless GIF, apply within.

bIqLFhZ.gif
Click to expand...
His arms are literal twigs. They're on the verge of being vestigial.

sikotik said:
View attachment 4126
Click to expand...
CWCissey said:
ON AVERAGE THEY ARE A HEALTHY WEIGHT!
Click to expand...
Dammit, kiwiforums, y'all owe me like fifty new keyboards.
 
Something h
Count groudon said:
Oh God, do you think she's seen all his sex comics then?
Click to expand...
While I don't have the stomach to look it up I wonder if there is an increase of mistakes on his sex pages than on his others. Might be she corrects his work then he just puts those pages in for himself.

There is something that's been bugging me. The powerpuff girls were created from sugar spice and everything nice + chemical X right? So is there a background in his comics explaining that the outfit requires military supplies of stuffed animals for their super solider project? I dunno I feel it takes the bite out of his character. Unless he's using the rowdy ruff boy formula but wouldn't that make him a self centered and single minded bad gu-

oh

ohhhh

No but seriously. From what I remember powerpuff girls was not so much a race or special ability as it was just an accident that turned out well for the professor. I mean it seems like if you bring any of the logic from whatever hes borrowing from then his whole story falls apart, but if you're just supposed to ignore them then why have them in the first place.
 
Emperor's Champion said:
Something h

While I don't have the stomach to look it up I wonder if there is an increase of mistakes on his sex pages than on his others. Might be she corrects his work then he just puts those pages in for himself.

There is something that's been bugging me. The powerpuff girls were created from sugar spice and everything nice + chemical X right? So is there a background in his comics explaining that the outfit requires military supplies of stuffed animals for their super solider project? I dunno I feel it takes the bite out of his character. Unless he's using the rowdy ruff boy formula but wouldn't that make him a self centered and single minded bad gu-

oh

ohhhh

No but seriously. From what I remember powerpuff girls was not so much a race or special ability as it was just an accident that turned out well for the professor. I mean it seems like if you bring any of the logic from whatever hes borrowing from then his whole story falls apart, but if you're just supposed to ignore them then why have them in the first place.
Click to expand...
I like the idea that the professor sold his secret formula as well as the girls themselves to the military to be experiments for huge amounts of money and got the fuck out of Townsville shit heap that it is. The military proceeded to buy copious amounts of sugar spice and flowers, stuffed animals and all that shit to make the worst special forces unit in the world. The military became the laughing stock of the world and the secretary of defense killed himself in shame looking at what he had created. Thus the Golden Knight was born featuring the power of beating up children while naked, spending all his time in his underwear, and the ability to survive having his internal organs all scrunched together.
 
But if he really is a "orginal powerpuff" wouldn't he be infertile and maybe have a male genitals?

Plus that private blog post he did before he deleted his blog later on is really disgusting....
That post reminded me how Elliot Rodgers viewed woman :(.
 
All I know and need to know is that this guy should never be under any circumstances allowed to be alone with children or PowerPuff Girls. Also, if the Golden Knight isn't a Gary Stu then Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way is a well-balanced character.
 
Last edited:
Lascannon said:
But if he really is a "orginal powerpuff" wouldn't he be infertile and maybe have a male genitals?

Plus that private blog post he did before he deleted his blog later on is really disgusting....
That post reminded me how Elliot Rodgers viewed woman :(.
Click to expand...
GK doesn't respect women? Say wat?

No but really dude has issues.
 
Actually, if he's an original puff, then he didn't see the PPG movie. I did, but I was like, six or something, and I thought PPG was decent enough so I tagged along to see it with my family because my 4 year old sister was obsessed with the PPG back then. I remember enough of the film to know that the PPG's main arch-nemesis; Mojo Jojo, was in fact the troublesome assistant chimp to the Prof. and ultimately it was the monkey that leaked Chem. X into the PPG batter. Exposure to the chemical is what made Jojo's brain forever stuck in a Marge Simpson impersonation.

I mention all of that because at one point, Jojo uses a modified version of the story to effectively blackmail his way back into the Plutonium family and even "fight" alongside the girls as part of the team (though obviously his plan was to continuously undermine them and thus he could secretly win favor with the bad guys or something). So, technically, Mojo Jojo is also a "puff" from the original batch.

Thus, if GK swears he's an original "puff" then that means he's saying he's a fucking monkey. Only apparently the Chem. X made his hair and ego grow to astronomical size at the cost of his brain cells.

Burned Man said:
I like the idea that the professor sold his secret formula as well as the girls themselves to the military to be experiments for huge amounts of money and got the fuck out of Townsville shit heap that it is. The military proceeded to buy copious amounts of sugar spice and flowers, stuffed animals and all that shit to make the worst special forces unit in the world. The military became the laughing stock of the world and the secretary of defense killed himself in shame looking at what he had created. Thus the Golden Knight was born featuring the power of beating up children while naked, spending all his time in his underwear, and the ability to survive having his internal organs all scrunched together.
Click to expand...

Believe it or not, that actually was the plot of one episode IIRC. Only instead of selling the formula, the Prof's asshole friend from college (who was basically like that Lockheart guy from Harry Potter in that he got famous by pretty much taking the credit for everything the Prof actually did through college and the Prof. was dumb enough to never notice until the end of this episode) takes it for himself and mass produces PPG clones that he promptly sells to bad guys to help rob banks and shit.

However, the majority of the mass produced puffs were defective freaks who, upon seeing how the prof genuinely loved the original trio as his daughters, all got pissed off at the asshole who made them because he didn't love them and it's implied they kill him. I also clearly remember there were quite a few gold colored reject Puff-clones as well.

And holy fuck why do I even know all this about the PPG.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Actually, if he's an original puff, then he didn't see the PPG movie. I did, but I was like, six or something, and I thought PPG was decent enough so I tagged along to see it with my family because my 4 year old sister was obsessed with the PPG back then. I remember enough of the film to know that the PPG's main arch-nemesis; Mojo Jojo, was in fact the troublesome assistant chimp to the Prof. and ultimately it was the monkey that leaked Chem. X into the PPG batter. Exposure to the chemical is what made Jojo's brain forever stuck in a Marge Simpson impersonation.

I mention all of that because at one point, Jojo uses a modified version of the story to effectively blackmail his way back into the Plutonium family and even "fight" alongside the girls as part of the team (though obviously his plan was to continuously undermine them and thus he could secretly win favor with the bad guys or something). So, technically, Mojo Jojo is also a "puff" from the original batch.

Thus, if GK swears he's an original "puff" then that means he's saying he's a fucking monkey. Only apparently the Chem. X made his hair and ego grow to astronomical size at the cost of his brain cells.



Believe it or not, that actually was the plot of one episode IIRC. Only instead of selling the formula, the Prof's asshole friend from college (who was basically like that Lockheart guy from Harry Potter in that he got famous by pretty much taking the credit for everything the Prof actually did through college and the Prof. was dumb enough to never notice until the end of this episode) takes it for himself and mass produces PPG clones that he promptly sells to bad guys to help rob banks and shit.

However, the majority of the mass produced puffs were defective freaks who, upon seeing how the prof genuinely loved the original trio as his daughters, all got pissed off at the asshole who made them because he didn't love them and it's implied they kill him. I also clearly remember there were quite a few gold colored reject Puff-clones as well.

And holy fuck why do I even know all this about the PPG.
Click to expand...
I just find it amusing that you know all this and only know this stuff in passing. GK is a PPG fanatic and doesn't seem to know anything about it other than his obsession for Blossom.
 
Substrain-Seven said:
I just find it amusing that you know all this and only know this stuff in passing. GK is a PPG fanatic and doesn't seem to know anything about it other than his obsession for Blossom.
Click to expand...

Yeah, I have no idea how my brain retained the specific information applicable to that post given the only reason I did in the first place was because I saw the exact two episodes that were relevant and I saw the movie back when I was in early Elementary. And I haven't seen an episode of PPG since I was maybe eight? If only I could remember calculus formulas as well as I remember obscure girl cartoon factoids...
 
Optimus Prime said:
Yeah, I have no idea how my brain retained the specific information applicable to that post given the only reason I did in the first place was because I saw the exact two episodes that were relevant and I saw the movie back when I was in early Elementary. And I haven't seen an episode of PPG since I was maybe eight? If only I could remember calculus formulas as well as I remember obscure girl cartoon factoids...
Click to expand...
I'm basically the same way my mind is full of useless facts of fictional characters pushing out all the real smart guy stuff I should know instead. I still think that GK needs a better origin story that ties in with him being the original power puff, btw was this rant in character or about real life Jay I wonder. Either way it is funny but Jay being the original power puff is hilarious in a much sadder way.
 
CWCissey said:
Jay and The Fatman
Bones and Lardo
Little and Large
Click to expand...

Crock o' Shit and Tubby
Mullet and Moobs
Scarecrow and Mrs. Caca
Jaybro and the Fat Hornet
Doody Pants and Mulletoon (Car 54, Where's Sonichu?)
Piggs and Durr-taugh
Gag-Me and Lego
Aspie and Gutt
Pedo and Frygay
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom