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He says he's a successful, top tier comic artist?

WHAT THE FUCK, GOLDIE?

You're not even remotely successful with your comic and you have ZERO artistic ability. This is CWC level delusion.
 
I’ll also state that I’m successful in my career...i would expect similar success from my partner(less would be accepted).

so basically he wouldnt want to date someone more successful than him? well that cuts out 90% of the population already
 
This was originally set up on his private blog(wordpress) before the heather saga, most of the posts were marked as private. Read at your own risk.....

When it comes to girls they need to reach a certain level of attunement, before i consider them they need to be compatible. Compatibility is rigid and any girl willing to apply is more than welcome, i warn all females it isn’t easy. They need to have interest's similar to me, a gamer but not too into it. Cant be obsessed with anime but if they like it casually i would accept that. Being outside the social norm is a must, will not accept any girls that follow all the rules of society/socially conform. I’ll also state that I’m successful in my career as being a top tier comic artist, writing, producing and drawing it myself, i would expect similar success from my partner(less would be accepted). My list could go on but i will touch on the rest at a later point. The next few lines will touch on sexual desires and the need for my loved one to have similar desires, ill put in dot point so its easier to read.
  • Butt play
  • Vaginal Intercourse
  • Touching / caressing
  • Mouth action
These are some main points but my sexual urges go much deeper than this which i cannot divulge on my private blog and shall remain in my mind only and when the right girl walks down my path i shall unleash it.

It's been cut down, this is just the beginning of it and it gets more intense as you read. This was emailed to me and his wordpress blog has gone, supposedly it was meant for a dating website or something but he never ended up posting it up outside his private network.

There should be no apostrophe in interests plural and I'll becomes ill at one point (how appropriate)

Oh and this is incredibly creepy sexist claptrap. The last line makes him sound like a sex offender.
 
It's been cut down, this is just the beginning of it and it gets more intense as you read.
Bloody hell. Just when you think he couldn't get any more creepy and perverted he somehow manages to surpass himself.

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It's amazing how entitled these exceptional individuals can be. Like all the lucky ladies should be queuing up to 'apply' for the 'job' of being his girlfriend as if anyone would want to, while the normal straighforward chaps just get on with life.
 
He seriously thinks his mullet is something a rockstar would have?

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Excuse me but some people beg to differ...

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But, imho, this is what a \M/etal badass looks like...

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But we all know that TGK only judges music by bpm because he's a retarded peon.
 
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One thing I'm still not clear on is the extent to which GK copied/followed his brother.

His brother is a year older, but GK skipped 1st grade so the two were always in the same academic year.

GK seems to be pretty much of average intelligence - naivete aside - although it's possible that he was a bright child who stagnated from his ongoing obsession with children's media like Powerpuff Girls and the Mister Men.

I'd hazard that GK's parents may have wanted their sons in the same year for more practical reasons - with two of them it'd be easier to stand up to bullies, perhaps.

Also, both have (had?) the same hairstyle. Did GK's brother also want to keep his head warm running track? Did one brother copy the other or was there some fraternal "mullet pact"?

Finally, both brothers took the same major at the same college. GK shows no interest in his dA journals in live-action filmmaking of any kind. He is also demonstrably bad at every aspect of practical filmmaking we've seen so far (acting, directing, editing - and I've found his cinematography work that I'll part below).

He hasn't really looked for work related to his degree either. Did GK just pick the same courses as his brother because he didn't want to be alone? His reaction to Gilded Knight's diss picture (featuring it on his dA page) shows he's a natural follower, easily submitting to a more dominant male.
 

This is someone's college film studies final project. Golday was the director of photography.

It's a mockumentary about a sexy teen car wash or something. It's 35mins long, and I only skimmed through it, but apparently GK does have a cameo.

I did find a scene that starts about 16:22 set on a boardwalk by a lake. For about 40 seconds of footage spanning at least two takes, Golday manages to frame the two actors so at least one of their heads is partially out of shot at any given moment.

If you do decide to watch it, be warned that what I saw was not good. Imagine if Arrested Development had been a hiring requirement rather than a title...
 

This is someone's college film studies final project. Golday was the director of photography.

It's a mockumentary about a sexy teen car wash or something. It's 35mins long, and I only skimmed through it, but apparently GK does have a cameo.

I did find a scene that starts about 16:22 set on a boardwalk by a lake. For about 40 seconds of footage spanning at least two takes, Golday manages to frame the two actors so at least one of their heads is partially out of shot at any given moment.

If you do decide to watch it, be warned that what I saw was not good. Imagine if Arrested Development had been a hiring requirement rather than a title...

Me at 20 seconds

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