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Seahorses said:
The guy with the 4 inch penis?

Was that one of them?
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He probably wouldn't find that insulting as he seems to think that's normal.

Who would tell him that? We know he didn't see porn until he hit 18 and turned off the adult filter on dA but even then dA doesn't allow erect peens. If he'd looked it up he'd know that the average for a white guy is 5" - 5.5" so I am baffled by where that came from.
 
teheviltwin said:
Who would tell him that? We know he didn't see porn until he hit 18 and turned off the adult filter on dA but even then dA doesn't allow erect peens. If he'd looked it up he'd know that the average for a white guy is 5" - 5.5" so I am baffled by where that came from.
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At best this 'everybody's a winner!' culture that's pervasive in schools now.

At worst, Mommeh.
 
I've been reading the discussion on dA between Gilded and Golday, and I have to say that Coster is showing the patience of a paladin.

Jay's argument seems to boil down to:
* Arrogance is fine if you've achieved something.
* People don't know about his numerous achievements so their negative reaction to his egotism is because they lack knowledge.
* If you criticise him you have to balance it with praise because otherwise he crashes into slumber.
 
All I got from the comic was that he was more hung up over an inanimate object than he was about a cat.

now i aint sayin its autism but--autism

Wonder what's in store for us now?
 
My guess on the 4 inch penis mystery? Same reason Chris sucks with guesstimating weight.

Box of soda = 50 pounds
Dog house = Over a ton

GK probably just guestimates how big the guys in porn are (poorly), assumed that the well hung guys were 5 inches, measured his and HUZZAH! FOUR WHOLE INCHES!
 
I would love for him to realize that his penis is not some legendary, epic length compared to the rest of the world. I can't even imagine the excuses he'd make or what he'd say to realizing that it was the final bit of frosting on his cake made of failure.
 
Do we know if he's watched porn?

Do you ever hate the tangents your brain takes you on? Here's the one I just had...

* Has Jay ever seen porn?
* It'd be hard to find porn without makeup and nail varnish...
* Maybe it was his Mother who told him...
* Wouldn't it be awful if his Mother never wore make-up, dyed her hair or painted her nails...
* Looks at his Mother's fb account...
* :cryblood:

Possibility of super creepy Oedipal complex is very high.
 
teheviltwin said:
Do we know if he's watched porn?

Do you ever hate the tangents your brain takes you on? Here's the one I just had...

* Has Jay ever seen porn?
* It'd be hard to find porn without makeup and nail varnish...
* Maybe it was his Mother who told him...
* Wouldn't it be awful if his Mother never wore make-up, dyed her hair or painted her nails...
* Looks at his Mother's fb account...
* :cryblood:

Possibility of super creepy Oedipal complex is very high.
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I think he linked Lisa some of his favorite porn.
 
teheviltwin said:
Do we know if he's watched porn?

Do you ever hate the tangents your brain takes you on? Here's the one I just had...

* Has Jay ever seen porn?
* It'd be hard to find porn without makeup and nail varnish...
* Maybe it was his Mother who told him...
* Wouldn't it be awful if his Mother never wore make-up, dyed her hair or painted her nails...
* Looks at his Mother's fb account...
* :cryblood:

Possibility of super creepy Oedipal complex is very high.
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Oh god damn it I didn't need to read that. I just hope we never get confirmation of this. But we found another kink in GK's armor. How far does this rabbit hole go. Anyway I wonder if he would get distracted by things like nail polish while watching porn. And as for his four inches don't forget he feels pride for being abnormal so maybe he is aware that 4 inches is below average.
 
teheviltwin said:
Do we know if he's watched porn?

Do you ever hate the tangents your brain takes you on? Here's the one I just had...

* Has Jay ever seen porn?
* It'd be hard to find porn without makeup and nail varnish...
* Maybe it was his Mother who told him...
* Wouldn't it be awful if his Mother never wore make-up, dyed her hair or painted her nails...
* Looks at his Mother's fb account...
* :cryblood:

Possibility of super creepy Oedipal complex is very high.
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I'm pretty sure he linked some hook suspending stuff to the Lisa account, I think Littlebiscuits was the one to see it. It was unrated and definitely a porno... he just apparently wasn't paying attention to the fact that the women in it didn't have giant skin flaps over their 'uvulas.'

I'm, too, getting a really creepy vibe from mother and son. I'm not gonna get too much into it since we really don't know enough about the parents themselves, but we already know his mother is one of those parents who would rather tell their kid they're perfect and never wrong and give them candy instead of saying "no" to them. I'm pretty sure she and... I'm guessing the dad to a lesser extant, raised him to think they'd handle all of reality's problems for him, he's talented in everything he does, everything he touches or shits out is better than everyone else's, and he'll be successful in life no matter what. Parents like that would rather go the easy route instead of helping their kids understand that everyone has certain talents and certain faults and we have to deal with it or practice. That type of raising would also explain why he thinks no matter his flaws, it's okay that he still acts how he does because he's special and wonderful and gifted, so he's above society and how it 'suppresses' us from enjoying things in life like touching children and physically torturing our girlfriends.

(Sorry if post is weird; it's 5 in the morning here and I didn't sleep all night)
 
Burned Man said:
Oh god damn it I didn't need to read that. I just hope we never get confirmation of this. But we found another kink in GK's armor. How far does this rabbit hole go. Anyway I wonder if he would get distracted by things like nail polish while watching porn. And as for his four inches don't forget he feels pride for being abnormal so maybe he is aware that 4 inches is below average.
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As for the abnormality... He told @littlebiscuits that "No 4 inches is normal. That's how big dicks are."
 
McRascal said:
I'm pretty sure he linked some hook suspending stuff to the Lisa account, I think Littlebiscuits was the one to see it. It was unrated and definitely a porno... he just apparently wasn't paying attention to the fact that the women in it didn't have giant skin flaps over their 'uvulas.'

I'm, too, getting a really creepy vibe from mother and son. I'm not gonna get too much into it since we really don't know enough about the parents themselves, but we already know his mother is one of those parents who would rather tell their kid they're perfect and never wrong and give them candy instead of saying "no" to them. I'm pretty sure she and... I'm guessing the dad to a lesser extant, raised him to think they'd handle all of reality's problems for him, he's talented in everything he does, everything he touches or shits out is better than everyone else's, and he'll be successful in life no matter what. Parents like that would rather go the easy route instead of helping their kids understand that everyone has certain talents and certain faults and we have to deal with it or practice. That type of raising would also explain why he thinks no matter his flaws, it's okay that he still acts how he does because he's special and wonderful and gifted, so he's above society and how it 'suppresses' us from enjoying things in life like touching children and physically torturing our girlfriends.

(Sorry if post is weird; it's 5 in the morning here and I didn't sleep all night)
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I think the parents taking the easy route is dead on. When I was 6 or 7 I suggested that I don't eat any more nasty veg and instead take vitamin pills. My parents shot that down without hesitation. Jay's parents evidently said yes. His diet is now a priority application for type 2 diabetes. I'm on mobile now so it's hard to find, but once of his dA journals discusses his stomach problems which persist even though he's had his usual sugary bedtime snack.
This taking the easy route permeates his life and thinking. He's realised that he's physically weak and frail, but why eat better and work out when his power armour will make him instant Hercules?
 
Absinthe said:
I think the parents taking the easy route is dead on. When I was 6 or 7 I suggested that I don't eat any more nasty veg and instead take vitamin pills. My parents shot that down without hesitation. Jay's parents evidently said yes. His diet is now a priority application for type 2 diabetes. I'm on mobile now so it's hard to find, but once of his dA journals discusses his stomach problems which persist even though he's had his usual sugary bedtime snack.
This taking the easy route permeates his life and thinking. He's realised that he's physically weak and frail, but why eat better and work out when his power armour will make him instant Hercules?
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Exactly, and why care to try and do stuff on your own when your parents definitely seem to have no problem with you being a deadbeat and shirking all responsibilities? I have a lifelong friend whose mom started freaking out that we all reached college age and her daughter was getting her own place with some roommates and she wouldn't be there as much. She was the kind of parent who didn't bother doing much with us when we were little, so now that we're older and the daughter moved out, she did a 180 and tried telling her she could live with them again, she lets the son's deadbeat friends live in the house and eat the food and bring over strangers and smoke and drink (most of the friends are 16-18). And the son in particular failed his first year in college because the classes were so easy that he got bored of them, all he does is smoke pot because she has medicinal marijuana and abuses it and tries telling everyone to take it, and last I heard from him, he's having trouble living with his girlfriend because she pays for her own place and he's still not seeing why he has to get a job.

My point is, when one child grew up and enjoyed living on her own and doing things on her own, the other enjoyed not having to worry about any responsibilities because his parents pay for literally everything he does and all the weed and hookahs and junk food and wasted classes he got. If your parents aren't mentioning to you that you need to start looking for a job and other places to go, and seem to even be hoping that you stay with them so they can bow to your every whim just to keep you happy, then why would you start feeling like you should do anything on your own? Goldie started out as an arrogant brat anyway, so seeming to have no change in his life and no buildup of adult responsibilities means he wouldn't expect it then, and he still doesn't expect it. He gets free food, clothing, Illustrator, materials for his shitty comics, and apparently as we learned from his brother, a chaffeur to drive him everywhere because he doesn't like driving.

When you already live like that, it's no surprise he's got insane fantasies completely accurate to what @Burned Man just posted. If he wants it, he gets it - it's just this time his parents didn't cough up their money to their demon spawn so he has to find alternatives and keep convincing himself it'll happen in the future because everything else he wanted, he got.
 
Here is the first page of Myth of the Legendary Warrior, where we learn some dirty secrets about our young hero!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ezbknxzS1O

If I sound bored to you, I apologize. I'm trying to do this while my brothers are still around, and I don't want them wondering "what the hell are you talking about?" even though they do their own thing.
 
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