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Yes, because that ONE, PARTICULAR journal/story was too embarrassing. Gosh, imagine if his whole profile was like that!
 
Seahorses said:
What's a vagina?
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I think it's this:

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And I hear it's for virgins.
 
Count groudon said:
Wait you mean a uvula right?
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I'm guessing you missed the bit a while back where GK was revealed to think women have these giant flaps of skin that cover their genitals and that it was possible to suspend a woman from a ceiling-mounted hook attached only to this skin flap.

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I find it funny how he thinks the best way to compete with major comic brands is by selling an inferior product for the same price.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I'm guessing you missed the bit a while back where GK was revealed to think women have these giant flaps of skin that cover their genitals and that it was possible to suspend a woman from a ceiling-mounted hook attached only to this skin flap.

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Nah, during a conversation with Lisa, Goldie also called the vulva a uvula, and then when corrected he just went "Oh, right, that's totally what I meant, yeah."
 
I guess it's not related to the current topic of discussion but if you want Jay to rage at or about anything.. you'll be sorely disappointed. He's actually told me he doesn't want to do anymore confrontations or fighting. (His words, more or less-- I did paraphrase since I'm not logging our conversations)
Like I said, totally not related but I did see some people talking about it a few pages back.
He kind of wants to wash his hands of the whole business but has no idea how to, despite me very carefully explaining and outlining the best course of action for him (at his behest, no less!!). So, you know, whatever. Can't save the world, blah blah something something nettle dick.
 
The Golden Dingus not wanting any more confrontation just means he wants us all to shut the fuck up and worship him and he can continue being a psychopath and not expect people to wait for apologies or self-awareness from it.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I'm guessing you missed the bit a while back where GK was revealed to think women have these giant flaps of skin that cover their genitals and that it was possible to suspend a woman from a ceiling-mounted hook attached only to this skin flap.

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I.... It... And...

WHAT.
 
wheat pasta said:
I guess it's not related to the current topic of discussion but if you want Jay to rage at or about anything.. you'll be sorely disappointed. He's actually told me he doesn't want to do anymore confrontations or fighting. (His words, more or less-- I did paraphrase since I'm not logging our conversations)
Like I said, totally not related but I did see some people talking about it a few pages back.
He kind of wants to wash his hands of the whole business but has no idea how to, despite me very carefully explaining and outlining the best course of action for him (at his behest, no less!!). So, you know, whatever. Can't save the world, blah blah something something nettle dick.
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I'm gonna fess up here because this fact infuriates me in a very ween way - I'm Gilded. I tried pulling a Liquid in an attempt to rouse more content out of him, and my recent discussions with him have revealed to me that this isn't going to work.

Jay is a completely egotistical asshole, we all know this (things we all know being restated will probably be a recurring theme this post). But what else is he? Psychologically contradictory. He has himself backed into an infinite feedback loop that starts with him asking himself if what he's doing is wrong, goes to him solidly believing everyone else is in the wrong because it's okay to do what you want as long as you feel it's right/not wrong, and not only refuses to change, but he probably can't and never will.

He'll call himself a fighter any day of the week, then deny confrontation or arguing the same moment it rears its head into his view. Eleven times out of ten, he will not accept any kind of criticism regardless of how it's actually delivered to him. He'll cry and cry about how he doesn't like blunt criticism, but that's a lie on his part because he just doesn't like criticism period. That would break his fantasy and suggest he's not perfect, after all. All of his posts in response to any criticism are him doing the most fucking confounding mental gymnastics I've seen, topping even OPL. And like OPL, either he'll dance around the criticism with excuses and poorly-phrased essays, or just respond "thanks" and dismiss it forever.

In my foolish attempts to actually help him where he needed it, I've basically said "fuck it" and I'm resigning Gilded to just become a yesman to him and probably draw more MS Paint comics/thinly-veiled "I'm better than you" pictures aimed at him. Any attempts to help him should just not be made, and any attempts to possibly challenge his "power" will be met with him flopping over and letting you right on through.

Here's our latest Note conversation on dA. He didn't respond to the last one I sent, and it's guaranteed he probably never will.
 

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Coster said:
I'm gonna fess up here because this fact infuriates me in a very ween way - I'm Gilded. I tried pulling a Liquid in an attempt to rouse more content out of him, and my recent discussions with him have revealed to me that this isn't going to work.

Jay is a completely egotistical asshole, we all know this (things we all know being restated will probably be a recurring theme this post). But what else is he? Psychologically contradictory. He has himself backed into an infinite feedback loop that starts with him asking himself if what he's doing is wrong, goes to him solidly believing everyone else is in the wrong because it's okay to do what you want as long as you feel it's right/not wrong, and not only refuses to change, but he probably can't and never will.

He'll call himself a fighter any day of the week, then deny confrontation or arguing the same moment it rears its head into his view. Eleven times out of ten, he will not accept any kind of criticism regardless of how it's actually delivered to him. He'll cry and cry about how he doesn't like blunt criticism, but that's a lie on his part because he just doesn't like criticism period. That would break his fantasy and suggest he's not perfect, after all. All of his posts in response to any criticism are him doing the most fucking confounding mental gymnastics I've seen, topping even OPL. And like OPL, either he'll dance around the criticism with excuses and poorly-phrased essays, or just respond "thanks" and dismiss it forever.

In my foolish attempts to actually help him where he needed it, I've basically said "fuck it" and I'm resigning Gilded to just become a yesman to him and probably draw more MS Paint comics/thinly-veiled "I'm better than you" pictures aimed at him. Any attempts to help him should just not be made, and any attempts to possibly challenge his "power" will be met with him flopping over and letting you right on through.

Here's our latest Note conversation on dA. He didn't respond to the last one I sent, and it's guaranteed he probably never will.
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If its any consolation you were much knightlier and Chivalrous than GK ever was. And your artwork would have been obvious and helpful to anyone that wasn't GK.
 
Burned Man said:
If its any consolation you were much knightlier and Chivalrous than GK ever was. And your artwork would have been obvious and helpful to anyone that wasn't GK.
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The whole goal of being Gilded was/is to be an actual knight, or moreso than Goldie is. I thought maybe showing him a decent representation of one might actually cause him to change, even if just a little bit, but that's not gonna happen.

McRascal said:
You are a brave man, Mr. Coster, sir, and you've done your best. If there's one thing the Golden Knight is unbested in, it's his stupidity.
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No matter how strong a knight may be, GK's ignorance and naivete will always be insurmountably greater.
 
That's the thing about being delusional: a nutcase can want to be a super awesome hero that everyone loves and no one hates, and any time people hate him is because they're just wrong or want to cause unfair trouble. We all would like to better ourselves, but usually so that we can enjoy life and people around us want to continue being around us. Goldie just wants to 'better himself' in a sense that he's better than everyone else, and people envy him or get breathless when he's in their presence. Goldie wants to be 'better' so that he can feel that no one will ever question him or criticize him. Instead of using himself as a good support start, he instead, as he put it, made his ego into a 'black hole' that is never satisfied and dumbly sucks up anything that comes within reach, neverending.

Like people have said in the past, Jay doesn't want to be a knight to help others and become a better person, he just wants to be the movie poster hero who gets the girl, gets the fans, and everyone loves him. What he doesn't understand is heroes are supposed to have flaws that they eventually fix through development, and accept that there are some things they cannot do. This is life. Time after time, Goldie says 'society' represses us from doing things that we like because he cannot admit that the things that turn him on have gone completely overboard and that he needs help. He is so insecure about being different that he'd rather become a multicolored spergfest like he has than go unnoticed, or feel unnoticed.

He finds no reason to go outside and make friends because his parents are the only ones that will worship the ground he walks on, and he knows that somewhere within his withered little soul. Goldie probably knows subconsciously that reality would tear him apart, and we helped make him realize that, possibly a LITTLE, and he hates it. He can't face the truth that he is a twiggy little dweeb with serious issues who will never be given actual respect or find people looking up to him, because changing himself to achieve that better person is too hard and it's much easier to hide in a house with a biased mother and keep safely tucked away in the Wild Web.
 
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