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I hated the Witcher 3 (and the whole series) and returned the new Doom the same day I purchased (steam).
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I hate to admit - Stardew Valley is based. However, Graveyard Keeper is better (edgy fun).

I also liked Skyrim (shame).
 
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Bread Fetishist said:
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No, not anymore. I used to be, and honestly the way it moves is still unnerving but I've gotten over it.

The Galaxy eels on the other hand freak me out because they've got these hideous eyes. One of the worst fucking moments for me was in 2 where you're diving in some cave and you destroy a wall only to come face to face with two of them just staring right at you. They can't get you and the pathway doesn't go near them, it's just their deadeye stares that unsettle me.

Part of it is my deep-seated fear of deep sea fish with sharp teeth like eels, and the Galaxy eels just touch a nerve in a way that the other Mario eels don't.
 
Duncan Hills Coffee said:
No, not anymore. I used to be, and honestly the way it moves is still unnerving but I've gotten over it.

The Galaxy eels on the other hand freak me out because they've got these hideous eyes. One of the worst fucking moments for me was in 2 where you're diving in some cave and you destroy a wall only to come face to face with two of them just staring right at you. They can't get you and the pathway doesn't go near them, it's just their deadeye stares that unsettle me.

Part of it is my deep-seated fear of deep sea fish with sharp teeth like eels, and the Galaxy eels just touch a nerve in a way that the other Mario eels don't.
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Anglers in The Outer Wilds get me and you're required to go near them to beat the game. Hell, the sea planet gets me nervous and there are no enemies there.
 
Cod of War said:
Anglers in The Outer Wilds get me and you're required to go near them to beat the game. Hell, the sea planet gets me nervous and there are no enemies there.
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Christ that's disturbing.
 
A Welsh Cake said:
I frequently play girl characters in games with character creation.
I can’t help it, girls are cute and I like cute things.
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...I do that as well. I have two main stock characters for single character RPGs, a frontliner / berserker who's a well built lad with red hair, and a magic knight type she-elf with white hair.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
...I do that as well. I have two main stock characters for single character RPGs, a frontliner / berserker who's a well built lad with red hair, and a magic knight type she-elf with white hair.
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If you guys were doing this as a kid in 2020 you'd risk being pumped with hormones and losing your pickles.

(I always had my PK/looter/griefer characters in Ultima Online female, because it humiliated my victims)
 
I still have a Nintendo Wii and I never bought Wii Sports or Wii Sports Resort.
The former is considered to be one of the highest selling games of all time, and I’ve never played it.
 
A Welsh Cake said:
I frequently play girl characters in games with character creation.
I can’t help it, girls are cute and I like cute things.
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Ginger Piglet said:
...I do that as well. I have two main stock characters for single character RPGs, a frontliner / berserker who's a well built lad with red hair, and a magic knight type she-elf with white hair.
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I thought you were both women. Huh.
 
I want to like multiplayer shooters, but I don't, I fucking hate them. I'm fucking awesome at FPS games, I always go for the hardest difficulty I can and I really loathe when shooters hide the really hardcore difficulties behind a barrier as a reward for completing the game on whatever fucking training wheels setting they've called 'hard' mode. I've bought god knows how many online shooters over the years and I never play them for more than a few hours.
 
I am a complete pussy when it comes to stealth horror games like Manhunt, Amnesia, and Siren. I'm tense enough as it is on normal stealth games, the horror elements just make it a thousand times worse.
 
I am a complete pussy when it comes to most horror games (as long as I like them enough not to laugh or get 🎩). It's the interactivity and uncertainty that get me, I'm unaffected by horror movies or horror "themes" and I'm not afraid to replay a game.

Sometimes I google a walkthrough of an adventure game because I'm too pussied out:
"go three rooms to the west" - this means nothing scary/important happens on the way there and whatever happens in room 3 is not scary anymore.
 
I couldn’t even play Bioshock because the Splicers freaked me out too much. I enjoy horror themes in media, but I am very skittish and anxious. I do enjoy Left for Dead despite that.
 
I haven't played any after the second one, but Fatal Frame terrifies me. No other horror game does that. Even the ones in VR are trite garbage, oh I bet if I look over my shoulder now there will be a jumpscare, yeah there it is. Fatal Frame is too tense for me in daylight with people around.
 
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