The gaming confessional box - all your sins and lies will find you out

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I wish I could enjoy strategy games, but I feel as though I'm too stupid to enjoy them. The mechanics often become overwhelming to me and at some point I completely lose focus on what to do and how to go about playing it.

The only one that doesn't make me feel stupid is Fire Emblem, but even then I suck at formulating any strategy beyond brute forcing my way through the maps.
 
I have never had the testicular fortitude to attempt a bangback or deathsave at pinball.
 
I have never had the testicular fortitude to attempt a bangback or deathsave at pinball.
I've seen someone bent a leg and send a pinbot machine crashing onto its side on a deathsave.

On a related post I play my pinball machines with the glass off and my side posts are all the way down :(
 
I've seen someone bent a leg and send a pinbot machine crashing onto its side on a deathsave.

On a related post I play my pinball machines with the glass off and my side posts are all the way down :(

Some machines, notably Doctor Who from 1994, won't let you start with the glass off because they were worried about peoples' fingers getting chopped off in the time expander.
 
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