The DSPDictionary - Every DSP Detractor Meme/Terminology Explained - Great for newbies wanting to get started on the Snortex and DSP Lore

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UncleTusky said:
Yes he did and it was entirely unprompted, if I remember right it was shortly after he got back from the wedding.

This is still less embarrassing than how he spent his wedding night arguing with trolls and passed up an all expenses paid, no strings attached honeymoon his parents offered.
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Damn he really is the CWC of gaming
 
For the appendix:

T-pose: Anthropologists believe Phil will use the T-pose to appear bigger to his dents. This helps Phil establish dominance and improve pignosis.
 
Black shirt (beg): the coincidence or pattern of Phil wearing a black shirt when he prepares to due a segment where he either lambasts the dents for not tipping enough or when some sort of crisis comes up that can be resolved with a couple hundred dollars.
 
Shocked and Horrified said:
paper plates and plastic cutlery.
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If we are going to go there, may as well mention Styrofoam (Phil and Kat's constant doordashing have resulted in the garage filling up with Styrofoam containers, even though recycling picks it up + or - every other week) and QVC (at least pre Covid, Phil's Thanksgiving + Cheistmas meals were all ordered by Linda through the home-shopping channel QVC).
 
I think an addendum should be added to the part where despite acting like a fucking quaker to any signs of female romance/sexuality in a pathetic attempt to seem more mature, this near literal faggot goes all in on sweaty shirtless dudes even outside of the whole WWE Champions Hogan addiction. An example being how his attempt to stay as far away from any women in Baldur's Gate 3 as much as possible resulted in the game correctly thinking he was a fag and the epilogue had him dating the muscular shirtless druid, of which Dave was cackling up a storm thinking this was the funniest thing in the world when you know for an absolute fact he would have been complaining if the opposite happened and the game saddled him with Shadowheart or Lae'zel.
 
I believe there should be an entry for -style
-style: often used by Phil as a modifier when explaining or describing things. Repeated by detractors due to his over-reliance on randomly attaching it to words to pad his sentences to the point where it's almost a verbal tic. Actual DSP-style usage includes: "card-style games", "Youtube-style videos", and "Ape-style creature"
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
Black shirt (beg): the coincidence or pattern of Phil wearing a black shirt when he prepares to due a segment where he either lambasts the dents for not tipping enough or when some sort of crisis comes up that can be resolved with a couple hundred dollars.
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The Paleblood Vessel said:
I think an addendum should be added to the part where despite acting like a fucking quaker to any signs of female romance/sexuality in a pathetic attempt to seem more mature, this near literal faggot goes all in on sweaty shirtless dudes even outside of the whole WWE Champions Hogan addiction. An example being how his attempt to stay as far away from any women in Baldur's Gate 3 as much as possible resulted in the game correctly thinking he was a fag and the epilogue had him dating the muscular shirtless druid, of which Dave was cackling up a storm thinking this was the funniest thing in the world when you know for an absolute fact he would have been complaining if the opposite happened and the game saddled him with Shadowheart or Lae'zel.
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Fear of Women/Appreciation of Men: Back when DSP started on YouTube, he would act like an horny dog everytime a woman appeared on screen. Making titty and sex jokes constantly, he did not even care after getting together with Panda.
However, after Phil got together with Kat, things changed. Nowadays, Phil is terrified and tries to avoid looking at any woman or sign of female sexuality while playing a game. And when he's forced to do a part with scantily clad women, he will start to complain and lambast the game, saying that having sexuality in your game is a waste of time and that he's a married adult.
What caused this change? Detractors theorize that Phil is such a doormat, that he's terrified of Kat finding out about him making sex jokes on other women, even pixelated women. After all, Subaruman did say that Kat is extremely jealous and possessive.
Instead, now he makes jokes everytime a naked muscular men appears on screen.
An example being how his attempt to stay as far away from any women in Baldur's Gate 3 as much as possible resulted in the game correctly thinking he was a fag and the epilogue had him dating the muscular shirtless druid, of which Dave was cackling up a storm thinking this was the funniest thing in the world when you know for an absolute fact he would have been complaining if the opposite happened and the game saddled him with Shadowheart or Lae'zel.

Burl McMillan said:
I believe there should be an entry for -style
-style: often used by Phil as a modifier when explaining or describing things. Repeated by detractors due to his over-reliance on randomly attaching it to words to pad his sentences to the point where it's almost a verbal tic. Actual DSP-style usage includes: "card-style games", "Youtube-style videos", and "Ape-style creature"
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I need to finish these entries but I will be busy in the next few days, so if anyone wants to lend a hand I will be grateful.

Coming Soon:
Vest Streak:
Bubble Blowing:
Spinning Chair:
Muscular Men:
Scat Humor:
Headset-induced Baldness:
Paper Plates and Plastic Cutlery:
Toe Walking:
Bizzarre Eating Methods:
Styrofoam:
QVC:
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Paper Plates and Plastic Cutlery:
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Post-Leanna Phil always, always uses paper plates and plastic cutlery. Even on Thanksgiving and Christmas. You can find this all over his Instagram, where he constantly posted his meals to flex on trolls until the early 2020s.
Son of Big Boss said:
Styrofoam:
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Phil and Kat order Doordash daily or near-daily, often multiple times a day. This generates so much Styrofoam that it takes up a huge chunk of space in the garage, and it is too much for the recycling pickup to take. Phil has had to make runs to the dump just to get rid of the fucking Styrofoam from his constant delivery orders.
Son of Big Boss said:
QVC:
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QVC is a television shopping network that has largely become irrelevant with the advent of online shopping. Phil's mother Linda is an out and proud QVC addict, and spends much of her time watching it. Through at least 2020, her QVC purchases included buying Phil's Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. Kiwis made a game of finding the exact things she bought her son and calculating just how much she wasted on him.
 
UncleTusky said:
Post-Leanna Phil always, always uses paper plates and plastic cutlery. Even on Thanksgiving and Christmas. You can find this all over his Instagram, where he constantly posted his meals to flex on trolls until the early 2020s.

Phil and Kat order Doordash daily or near-daily, often multiple times a day. This generates so much Styrofoam that it takes up a huge chunk of space in the garage, and it is too much for the recycling pickup to take. Phil has had to make runs to the dump just to get rid of the fucking Styrofoam from his constant delivery orders.

QVC is a television shopping network that has largely become irrelevant with the advent of online shopping. Phil's mother Linda is an out and proud QVC addict, and spends much of her time watching it. Through at least 2020, her QVC purchases included buying Phil's Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. Kiwis made a game of finding the exact things she bought her son and calculating just how much she wasted on him.
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Added. Thanks!
 
This is a great thread in concept but if it was for newbies wouldn't it be better to be brief and digestible instead of every single meme and reference?
 
Yung Dalph said:
This is a great thread in concept but if it was for newbies wouldn't it be better to be brief and digestible instead of every single meme and reference?
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Good luck being brief with a 15 years beggacy of lore and mishaps.
Haha.
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Good luck being brief with a 15 years beggacy of lore and mishaps.
Haha.
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That's not what I meant at all. It's not noob friendly in any way, and it comes across as a list of references than an on boarding tool or a lore recap. Yes, a noob would care about "The sims" being PandaLee's favorite game.

This is, in essence, a DSP iceberg, that is not separated in tiers of obscurity so it ends up being just a bunch of references that few people who aren't familiar with would care about
 
Yung Dalph said:
That's not what I meant at all. It's not noob friendly in any way, and it comes across as a list of references than an on boarding tool or a lore recap. Yes, a noob would care about "The sims" being PandaLee's favorite game.

This is, in essence, a DSP iceberg, that is not separated in tiers of obscurity so it ends up being just a bunch of references that few people who aren't familiar with would care about
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Well maybe I should remove "for newbies" in the title then...
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Pigroach: Another name for Phil. This term came into be because these two animals are the best to describe Phil. Pig = Phil is disgusting and constantly burps and snorts, and eats slop. Roach = Phil never seems to face any consequences for his actions, he's survived things other creators got cancelled for, and everytime it seems like the end for him, he gets a new lucky break and gains new whales, hence the term "Roach".
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Also here's something to add. I think that another reason why he's called "roach" is because a lot of creators or even people might have had been disgraced, cancelled, left because they had a life of even died, Phil is still around begging for money.

Son of Big Boss said:
Well maybe I should remove "for newbies" in the title then...
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Or separate them into basic terms and more niche/advanced terms.

I have not heard a lot of these until recently (like the Edward Snowden one).
 
The unknown brand of bootblack he's using on his hair might deserve a mention owing to Phail aging gracefully. 😬 The fact that the darkness waxes and wanes over the weeks is like counting tree rings.

Please include the woodland creatures who gather 'round the Burnells daily, just like in an old Disney film.
 
Got another one
Clown mode. Usually on the first episode of a big new game, phil attempts to be funny and espically in any horror game does everything he can to utterly undermine and destroy any dread or tension or shock.
On the subject of how this thread should look. I would suggest seperating the terms and memes by frequancy. So stuff a new watcher or phil would most likely hear first, and less frequant and older/obsolete stuff, like anyhing PandaLee related further down/ in its own section.
 
BlastMonk said:
Got another one
Clown mode. Usually on the first episode of a big new game, phil attempts to be funny and espically in any horror game does everything he can to utterly undermine and destroy any dread or tension or shock.
On the subject of how this thread should look. I would suggest seperating the terms and memes by frequancy. So stuff a new watcher or phil would most likely hear first, and less frequant and older/obsolete stuff, like anyhing PandaLee related further down/ in its own section.
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I did try to go in order of importance, not from latest to oldest.

Btw @Pepper Jack why did the edit button disappear? Can't edit my posts anymore.
 
As a relative newcomer to Phil, this thread has been immensely helpful, loads more useful than that wolverine doll iceberg video. Going forward, if this is meant to be the forum's definitive encyclopedia for all things Phil, it might be wise to include links to forum posts or videos going more in depth on a particular topic should additional detail be necessary.
 
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