🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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For everybody who said Andy Warski is the least damaged IBS survivor: He's doing fetish porn for ~$13 per hour now.
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Out of curiosity thread, what would you do if you were in the shoes of some of the people in this Drama? What do you think total fall out will be?

For Dick I honestly don't see any more growth and slow wittling down of people leaving his audience. Dick has slowly been pissing off certain sections of his audience and has slowly run off many of the old people who were regular contributers, fans, etc. He'll probably have to consistently eat the jokes people are making now about his barbie dream, homecomming/prom king, etc. People will throw the occasionally troll comment that bothers him that addresses more embarrassing shit in the leaks like Dick crying during sex, Dick feeding drugs to people to keep them in his life, his gf looking like a dried out turd, throwing his gf out all the time, using his gf as a meat shield when people address his shitty behavior, etc. Dick may or may not fix NP2 issues with privacy policy at the very least and explain more how his stuff works, but it's more likely he'll be lazy marketing spin excuses and "trust me guys, I screw this up it's MY reputation" crap to avoid doing any real work and the same tards that would trust Dick directly with the kind of info that a company like patreon could have. Zoom leaking users personal info and Dick trying to spin it as "Zoom just did us a favor with a free penetration test" isn't gonna fly. I think Zoom will get bored of this though, he seems to mostly want to use this as a way to strike at Josh and that feud is eternal.

For Ralph, a lot of what we're seeing is reminiscent of pill stream era. When the Pillstream happened, Ralph had two paths: get sober, focus on making better shows with less of your own petty drama and own up to your mistakes or continue using, keep letting your anger issues control you and refuse to take responsibility for shit. He chose the first option the first time, now we get to see what happens when he goes the other path. If I were him now would be a good time to get into rehab and start an apology tour.... but I don't think he will ever live this down. Seems really hard for Dame to live this down but his fan base probably won't care cause Dame didn't flag it himself and TYT hate videos have a fan base of their own. All Killstream co hosts (except maybe Bibble) are kinda nothing without Ralph and all looked gay covering for him.

Josh will most likely file this experience away as a unique moment in determining if he is too attatched to a specific person. I honestly think he was just in a unique position. Durring the lolsuit you had Maddox/Podhomo fags that would shit up the site were the ones getting banned. Then it was a hand full of butt hurt old fans. But over time the people addressing issues with Dick and TDS became more and more valid, but he was too chummy with Dick to see the change. He's letting us talk about it now.

Everyone else is more or less unimportant to this and will be uneffected. At worse Jim may get some shit for not following up on this cause it really is winding down and super gay and autistic and to truly appreciate or understand shit you need way too much lore and no one can condense the key points into easy single picture memes daddy jimbo to enjoy. Jim isn't gonna cover this, but PPP got everything he needed from Jim when he admitted he won and was funny.

I think the greatest lesson we can all learn is that the biggest enemy who makes a fool of us...
are the friend we made along the way 🌈 :neckbeard: 🌈:story:🧹🧹🧹🔥
 
George Cuckzunian said:
what would you do if you were in the shoes of some of the people in this Drama?
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Zoom: Become a powerlifter full time.
Ralph: Go to Thailand and find a new waifu.
Gator: Pawn off his golden-gunt award for loyalty and book a flight to somewhere far away.
Andy: Keep being Andy. *kisses his soft feet*
Narcissa: Respond to Phantom's DMs.
PPP & Godwinson: Ascend to Godhood.
Surfer: Kill all the jannies.
Josh: Come back to us. We were just joking around . . .
 
These e-celebs have about a 1-2 week memory because they constantly need to move onto the next big thing, Zoom plays the long game and waits for a weakness to happen then attacks when the momentum is in his favor. Basically there is nothing they can do if Zoom has an issue with you and you are sloppy with internet privacy you are fucked. Long story short be like me and don't use shit like facebook, twitter or any other site like that and have your real name to a picture anywhere on the internet because it will be traced back to at least a relative who uses these mainstream sites and then you get doxed.
 
Tryphaena said:
He went on with Zoom last night. I timestamped about when Zoom comes on. He did a stream doxing people close to Ralph and then hopped on FB's stream.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxVx7NhDwzY:4735
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This poor bastard, once Zoom showed up his cohosts just abandoned him. Guy literally sounded like he was gonna pass out and licked Corey's asshole clean. I've never heard anything like this, he really bought into th hype. So cringe. What he doesn't realize is that Gunty will dox him 5x worse because he's a vindictive piglet. It's all very sad really.
 
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The Real SVP said:
For everybody who said Andy Warski is the least damaged IBS survivor: He's doing fetish porn for ~$13 per hour now.
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Honestly seems like a step up for him. Even in his hay day pulling in big numbers take those earnings and spread them out over his drought periods. Now after doing that math subtract how ever much his old Asian Business partner stole from him, and then keep in mind everytime he came back from 0 he wouldn't reach the heights of insane money or views as before but still consistently need to take a break because his life crashed around him. Is it $13 in real money or Canadian?

I feel like Andy is a cautionary tale. Not because he is a failure and lol cow, but cause he's probably the most level headed, non political, nice dude and in his attempt to live off the internet as a career is kinda stuck in a weird place for IRL and online. He's not famous enough to really live off what he pulls in especially when a big blow up happens and causes him to go dark for a while. He successfully comes back again and again, but at what cost? It's ruined his relationships, it's screwed up being able to look for work I assume, its caused all sorts of stress from people fucking with him, he's been swatted... and this is a guy who is one of the more likable down to earth drama free people who do this e-fame for a living shit.

In other news "Why hello fellow kids. I too am in on the jokes at my expense. Wanna hang out other fellow popular ebro?"
 
George Cuckzunian said:
Honestly seems like a step up for him. Even in his hay day pulling in big numbers take those earnings and spread them out over his drought periods. Now after doing that math subtract how ever much his old Asian Business partner stole from him, and then keep in mind everytime he came back from 0 he wouldn't reach the heights of insane money or views as before but still consistently need to take a break because his life crashed around him. Is it $13 in real money or Canadian?

I feel like Andy is a cautionary tale. Not because he is a failure and lol cow, but cause he's probably the most level headed, non political, nice dude and in his attempt to live off the internet as a career is kinda stuck in a weird place for IRL and online. He's not famous enough to really live off what he pulls in especially when a big blow up happens and causes him to go dark for a while. He successfully comes back again and again, but at what cost? It's ruined his relationships, it's screwed up being able to look for work I assume, its caused all sorts of stress from people fucking with him, he's been swatted... and this is a guy who is one of the more likable down to earth drama free people who do this e-fame for a living shit.

In other news "Why hello fellow kids. I too am in on the jokes at my expense. Wanna hang out other fellow popular ebro?"
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I often struggle to think Andy is in his mid-thirties. It sounds cliche but he acts like a little kid.
 
I have no horse in this race and don't know these people well, but since people keep talking about it in chat, I looked into what it's about and it all seems so pointless and like everyone is an asshole. How the fuck is this 8 day old thread 500+ pages already?
 
Wendy Wheelchair said:
I have no horse in this race and don't know these people well, but since people keep talking about it in chat, I looked into what it's about and it all seems so pointless and like everyone is an asshole. How the fuck is this 8 day old thread 500+ pages already?
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Various versions of your exact comment make up approx 30-50 pages of this thread. Read the OP.
 
Unog said:
Various versions of your exact comment make up approx 30-50 pages of this thread. Read the OP.
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I did read the OP (and by the time I had finished, 100 new pages were added). I even watched the whole PPP vs Dick on RL video. It seems like everyone involved is MATI with nothing of any real import happening.
 
Wendy Wheelchair said:
I have no horse in this race and don't know these people well, but since people keep talking about it in chat, I looked into what it's about and it all seems so pointless and like everyone is an asshole. How the fuck is this 8 day old thread 500+ pages already?
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Theres alot of information coming out about alot of random e celebs. Thats why its rapidly growing. I mean just last night, Ethan Ralph got outed for dating a 16 year old that he met in his discord before Nora divorced him.
 
AutismAwareness said:
Theres alot of information coming out about alot of random e celebs. Thats why its rapidly growing. I mean just last night, Ethan Ralph got outed for dating a 16 year old that he met in his discord before Nora divorced him.
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Been keeping an eye on this page and staying up to date like the autist does, yet even I missed this!?
 
Psicopax said:
It was revealed by Zoom on his stream yesterday. Timestamp is around 16:15.
So take that info with a pinch of salt.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ftKH35QtvMQ
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I honeslty feel bad for Hazencruz being doxxed in that video. He hasn't been on the killstream in ages and doesn't seem to comment on any of the drama. He also had a falling out with Dick at the start of the year.
 
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