🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

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Simply Outplayed said:
I honeslty feel bad for Hazencruz being doxxed in that video. He hasn't been on the killstream in ages and doesn't seem to comment on any of the drama. He also had a falling out with Dick at the start of the year.
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I don't know, i doubt most of the people who got doxed will feel any effect from it other than having their appearance mocked. The ones that there is no extra dirt on will probably move on like normal. Isn't really much that has changed there. I don't know who Hazencruz is/was so i can't really tell if he had it coming or not.
But i can't lie and say it wasn't a really effective move by Zoom. Just out of nowhere doxing a majority of the Gunt Guard.
 
Wendy Wheelchair said:
I have no horse in this race and don't know these people well, but since people keep talking about it in chat, I looked into what it's about and it all seems so pointless and like everyone is an asshole. How the fuck is this 8 day old thread 500+ pages already?
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With TDS, because it is all issues that have been happening for a while bubbling up. Dick got too comfortable having a personal army fighting weak losers. There also were few places to talk about any issues. Then it's a matter of taking bait and lack of awareness on Ralph and Josh finally allowing us to talk about it here that saw this thing explode.

Simply Outplayed said:
I honeslty feel bad for Hazencruz being doxxed in that video. He hasn't been on the killstream in ages and doesn't seem to comment on any of the drama. He also had a falling out with Dick at the start of the year.
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Don't. Before this Hazencruz spread a rumor that Asterios and his mods were spreading Hazen's dox with his name as Joel and he tried to look like a victim. He is a flaggot and uses Discord to get people to do his dirty work. He Baaaawwwletes everything. He sucks up to any and every ecelb to try and collab and get clout. He's a furry. He's a brony. He isn't funny.... but most importantly read the crap that he posted after JLH dropped the leaks.

Hazencruz has been sucking up to Dick, trying to say it was all a misunderstanding and sweeping it up for worse than free. He has been slowly trying to climb the social ladder back via killstream solo co-hosts as Ralph won't bring him on the show cause Daddy Dick was mad at him. Community hates him though for what a drama/Gay op whore he is. If Dick ever takes him back it is because Hazen did his dirty work for him like he did with his Asterios videos... and he'd still have to eat shit forever.

If he doesn't respect himself enough to stand up for himself after Dick torched him to the ground, why should anyone else respect him?
 
George Cuckzunian said:
With TDS, because it is all issues that have been happening for a while bubbling up. Dick got too comfortable having a personal army fighting weak losers. There also were few places to talk about any issues. Then it's a matter of taking bait and lack of awareness on Ralph and Josh finally allowing us to talk about it here that saw this thing explode.


Don't. Before this Hazencruz spread a rumor that Asterios and his mods were spreading Hazen's dox with his name as Joel and he tried to look like a victim. He is a flaggot and uses Discord to get people to do his dirty work. He Baaaawwwletes everything. He sucks up to any and every ecelb to try and collab and get clout. He's a furry. He's a brony. He isn't funny.... but most importantly read the crap that he posted after JLH dropped the leaks.

Hazencruz has been sucking up to Dick, trying to say it was all a misunderstanding and sweeping it up for worse than free. He has been slowly trying to climb the social ladder back via killstream solo co-hosts as Ralph won't bring him on the show cause Daddy Dick was mad at him. Community hates him though for what a drama/Gay op whore he is. If Dick ever takes him back it is because Hazen did his dirty work for him like he did with his Asterios videos... and he'd still have to eat shit forever.

If he doesn't respect himself enough to stand up for himself after Dick torched him to the ground, why should anyone else respect him?
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Oh I didn't know all this, it's a shame that he seemed to grow a backbone for like 1 second yet now he's back to sucking up to daddy masterson.
 
Simply Outplayed said:
Oh I didn't know all this, it's a shame that he seemed to grow a backbone for like 1 second yet now he's back to sucking up to daddy masterson.
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Merry Christmas Dickheads, Its ya boi Hitler, I come bearing gifts: A cringey My Little pony fanfic, written by our good buddy hazencruz, a grown man, Archived for your holiday enjoyment. Hope this brings even more merriment to your Yuletide celebrations.

Part 1 https://archive.fo/1MqNe Part 2 https://archive.fo/NVShP Part 3 https://archive.fo/OFOea Part 4 https://archive.fo/AvKWr Part 5...
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It's archives of Hazencruz's MLP fan fiction and yes, he's being serious in it.

To anyone who feels like digging Hazencruz was allegedly accused of some mystery crime that he refuses to get more specific about when talking to self admitted Pedophile David Clegg
 
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Jester69 said:

Sit back, relax, and enjoy Zoom lying about how much he's able to lift. He says he won second place in a lifting competition after only starting to lift this year. So, let's look at the numbers: he begins deadlifting 130 pounds. This is normal, this is completely within reason. Then he says he improved greatly, deadlifting 250 pounds. This is also normal, completely reasonable. Starter gains are real. But then he drops a bombshell, "I was able to one rep max 535 pounds." That is 242 kilograms. There is no way in hell that you start deadlifting in early 2020 and end up able to lift 535 pounds before the gyms close due to coronavirus. I can only surmise that this weight was achieved through not going through the full motion of the exercise, meaning that he had the weight elevated due to being unable to bend all the way down, making the exercise very simple (think knee-pushups), and used grip-straps + a powerlifting belt. There's no way he was able to lift 535 pounds from the ground up all the way as you're meant to while doing the deadlift. It's such a ridiculous lie that it left me gobsmacked.
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I mean it's Zoom, so don't take his word. However, considering his body weight, I don't see any reason he couldn't get to a 535 1RM on the deadlift pretty quickly. In 2-3 months, no. The weights he was talking about are consistent with a well trained novice lifter on the edge of making the move to intermediate.
 
Psicopax said:
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It reminds me of that pic:
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Toast Sandwich said:
There are cows and dramas where if you don't already have a built-up familiarity of the history of these people existing as they are, none of it will be as funny or interesting to you. It won't matter how good of a summary you get here and now. It's as simple as that.
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That's why I have trouble getting into reading about old lolcows I'm not familiar with. I check out their thread and see 1000+ pages, try reading a few and give up 15 pages or so in.
And their pages tend to be more information dense than trashfire threads like this one.
 
ApatheticViewer said:
Jesse apparently found Dicks old yearbook photos. Might have been posted before tho.

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I know a few other of his yearbook photos have been posted, but I don’t think I have seen these afro ones (sorry if i missed it).

Long live 1998! Dax "The Hammer" Herrera was voted class clown, the spark of his burgeoning "comedy career."
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A performer at heart, here he is again singing ballads with a friend.
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The origin of the "The Hammer."
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And, finally, this came as great surprise to me, but by the looks of it Dax was also best buds with another popular Youtuber, the infamous f-slur Steven Crowder.
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