🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Donald Trump's Neck Vag said:
CDPR's no different than any other video game developer/publisher. They're pretty progressive, just look at the their employee's twitter accounts. You've got pronouns, gay flags, anti-Trump stuff, etc. I'm not sure where the idea comes from that CDPR/GOG are somehow these 'based' Eastern European messiahs. Poland isn't Saudi Arabia where conservatism is enforced by law. The CEO of the company also has a very friendly relationship with Kotaku, which tells you all you really need to know.

It's irrelevant, though. At the end of the day, they're a global business and no business wants to be associated with this sort of stuff. It's not worth it, especially when it's such a saturated market that you can kick a rock and find fifty other more qualified employees who don't have all the baggage.
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I get your point of view. But which global company announces who their database monkeys and forum scripters are? They announce directors, project leads, etc

The post employment problem is what they're not telling him about lest it also become a pre-employment problem
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
Show her this video of elephant seals. Tell her it's always the male of the species who fights for the right to mate. Then tell her you killed a rival for her affections behind an Arby's. Throw your head back and roar like an elephant seal.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpb7Oks5kWI


"If you strike me down, Darth, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

Dr Spock
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i just wanted to say you’re so romantic:heart-full::heart-full::oops:
 
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Crystal Golem said:
All these guys pretending not to know each other cause they hate each other and gay cliques defending each other? Are we sure Lindsay Lohan wasn't following these guys to do method acting research for Mean Girls 2?
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That video basically covers what I've been talking about. Ralph is pretending to not know PPP because he did everything he's been accused of. Ralph's go to is deny, deny, deny, even if there is a ton of proof to the contrary nothing ever sticks. It's because he surrounds himself with some much drama that it's basically a sensory overload. You can't remember horrible things he's done because he just keep doing them. He even does some of this shit in plain sight, no one seems to remember trying to get Mundane Matt fired from UberEats or using Zoom to harass anyone who said anything bad about him on Stream.me (he did this by allowing his sperg pay pigs to get fucked with by Plate/Zoom like sacrificial lambs). No one seems to remember because he basically jumps from trash fire to trash fire. It's basically the perfect smoke screen. I hope Andy lures Ralph into this fight thinking it will be all fake publicity stunt and smashes his head in. Come on my retarded Phoenix, you can't let me down.
 
If, and I know this is a big if, gunty ever gets into the ring and gets knocked out a very kino black and white mockumentary could be made where someone doing a ralph impression laments that "I coulda been somebody!" interspliced with shots of the fight.
 
Crystal Golem said:
If, and I know this is a big if, gunty ever gets into the ring and gets knocked out a very kino black and white mockumentary could be made where someone doing a ralph impression laments that "I coulda been somebody!" interspliced with shots of the fight.
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Never gonna happen for at least two reasons.

1. Neither of these two gunts could pass a State Athletic Commission physical.
2. Can't do an off the books fight because Ralph is on probation (And under his state's current stay at home order he can't travel because of probation per last night's TRR).

Which gets to the bottom line. This entire discussion os happening when UFC and WWE are restricted to Florida, boxing isn't happening at all. If the big money combat sports (And sports entertainment) companies can barely function what makes them think they can put this on?
 
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Double Bacon Ass Burger said:
Never gonna happen for at least tw reasons.

1. Neither of these two gunts could pass a State Athletic Commission physical.
2. Can't do an off the books fight because Ralph is on probation (And under his state's current stay at home order he can't travel because of probation per last night's TRR).

Which gets to the bottom line. This entrire discussion os happening when UFC and WWE are restricted to Flotida, boxing isn't happening at all. If the big money combat sports (And sports entertainment) companies can barely function what makes them think they can put this on?
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He said that his probation ended right before the first pillstream. Did he get in trouble again?
 
b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
If Andy screams "STAY THE FUCK BACK" during the knock out blow, I will love the little cokehead forever.
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Warski is my favorite little cokehead. I'd love to see him take PPP's place and use the gunt's face as a speedbag, I think he's short enough for Andy to reach

Double Bacon Ass Burger said:
Never gonna happen for at least two reasons.

1. Neither of these two gunts could pass a State Athletic Commission physical.
2. Can't do an off the books fight because Ralph is on probation (And under his state's current stay at home order he can't travel because of probation per last night's TRR).

Which gets to the bottom line. This entire discussion os happening when UFC and WWE are restricted to Florida, boxing isn't happening at all. If the big money combat sports (And sports entertainment) companies can barely function what makes them think they can put this on?
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You've got a point. If people are still out of work and barred from assembling because of the 'rona, there's no way in hell they'd be able to set up anything legal and sanctioned.

IF, and its a big if the fight happens in the next year, their best option would be a cross-border stick fight.
 
AutismAwareness said:
He said that his probation ended right before the first pillstream. Did he get in trouble again?
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I don't normally follow him, was just listening last night because he banned a top paypig and his restreamer didn't show up. All I can offer is that he said he put in a travel request a while back and was denied because of Corona lockdown restrictions for people on probation.
 
Double Bacon Ass Burger said:
I don't normally follow him, was just listening last night because he banned a top paypig and his restreamer didn't show up. All I can offer is that he said he put in a travel request a while back and was denied because of Corna lockdown restrions for people on probation.
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He could have screwed up and got his probation extended. If his PO saw any of his streams, I'm sure they would have a few questions for the gunt.
 
Theodorus said:
LOL I love how upset Null has been about this whole thing. Never thought I'd see him get this mad about some internet slapfight shit.


"I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW! I'M DONE!"
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I'm not sure that it's because of the financial incentive of NP2 (it might be to some extent). But I guess it's just what happens when your epic internet trolls become too buddy-buddy with a group of retards. Metokur just being gone since sunday and saying that some nobody like Jesse completely ruined it for him. Josh focussing solely on the fight, acting like he's neutral and then saying "Whoops, sorry guise. I'm done. Both sides are retarded" Just admit that you don't want to make fun of your internet friends.
 
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Double Bacon Ass Burger said:
I don't normally follow him, was just listening last night because he banned a top paypig and his restreamer didn't show up. All I can offer is that he said he put in a travel request a while back and was denied because of Corona lockdown restrictions for people on probation.
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In the brief period I heard it before Cookin' with Surfer started, he was getting furious over the smallest things. Worth keeping an eye on

PhoBingas said:
He could have screwed up and got his probation extended. If his PO saw any of his streams, I'm sure they would have a few questions for the gunt.
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If the PO is inclined to consider his streaming to fill the employment requirement generally needed to meet conditions, they also don't give a shit what happens on stream
 
Freedom Fries said:
IIRC he had a minor hit-and-run / possible DUI incident and then failed to show up at his court date.
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You know what? I vaguely remember someone mentioning the hit and run... Maybe a drumr828 video but I can't remember. I'll check my watch history and see if I can find it.
 
PhoBingas said:
Warski is my favorite little cokehead. I'd love to see him take PPP's place and use the gunt's face as a speedbag, I think he's short enough for Andy to reach



You've got a point. If people are still out of work and barred from assembling because of the 'rona, there's no way in hell they'd be able to set up anything legal and sanctioned.

IF, and its a big if the fight happens in the next year, their best option would be a cross-border stick fight.
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