He doesn't want to talk it out. Ralph is a washed up loser who's trying to take the money and run so he can get one last score before quitting the internet and curling up inside of a Valium bottle until he goes into that big trailer park in the sky. Otherwise, he's just shit talking for attention and pulling a donga by throwing up every roadblock he can think of to avoid the inevitable confrontation. Ralph is the one who gave out the challenge, he should have everything already set up and be willing to be flexible. PPP just wants to fight in a parking lot but Ralph needs to make it a spectacle, not only for the potential pay-off but also so he can have a million excuses as to why he can't get it done. So with that in mind, take a look at the way Simp got brutally sodomized by the Leaf on stream. Do you think the gunt wants to face the treatment if he doesn't really want to fight in the first place? The gunt fears the Leaf so he ducks him at all costs; but Ralph, the autumn of your discontent is nigh. The Lead cometh.