🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

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The 3rd man was revealed to be Ethan Ralph's black father, massive cope from all parties involved except godwinson, hundreds of people are getting CLEANED UP by jannies on various websites
The Night of the Long Brooms will be answered

We win. A week of salt, kino and nectar flowing freely was exactly what quarantine needed
Yup, and I'm sure more will develop sooner or later. People have to remember the short amount of time all this has happened in like this is unprecedented. So much kino, on a serial basis, with a release schedule like Netflix, and to still retain such high nectar levels. We even got some dope, arg-like supplementary materials that managed to make the stream-beefing fit a metaphysical narrative

"True Hollywood fashion" is what Ralph said he wanted the fight to be on Discord.
So Ralph wanted Soph on top of the 5k, huh? I don't blame everyone else for walking away as soon as they found out
 
In hindsight, this fight was never going to happen. PPP is more than willing to fight Ralph but Ralph is a pussy so he'll come up with any reason or excuse to try and make it not happen but then proceed to try and spin the narrative that it's PPP thats being the pussy. Also I don't get why people are taking Godwinson(and by extension PPP) so seriously. Godwinson stated that he wanted to see a "gladiatorial fight to the death". Does this man sound at all serious or that you should be taking him at his word? These guys have shown before that they not taking this seriously at all and they specifically word things in a way to try and cause chaos or piss people off. Its why they keep bringing up the NP2 conspiracy even though they have to know it's bullshit. They know it pisses people off to bring it up at all even when everyone knows their full of shit. Its also why PPP keeps calling Null a "janny sweeper". This is all to get a reaction and its working..
It's jaw-dropping how often people need to be reminded of this.


Guys, why did Godwinson reneg on his 100% sincere offer of 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH? Was it really the escrow reason? Was escrow the real reason he decided to drop his offer for 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH? Do we know if godwinson specified if the gold briefcase had to be made of gold or could it be just gold plated? Also was the briefcase itself actually up for grabs? It is very confusing as to why and how his real sincere offer for 5000£ for a GLADIATOR BATTLE TO THE DEATH could fall through
How more clearly can you spell it out to them?
 
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Ralph just needs to man up and talk openly with PPP
He doesn't want to talk it out. Ralph is a washed up loser who's trying to take the money and run so he can get one last score before quitting the internet and curling up inside of a Valium bottle until he goes into that big trailer park in the sky. Otherwise, he's just shit talking for attention and pulling a donga by throwing up every roadblock he can think of to avoid the inevitable confrontation. Ralph is the one who gave out the challenge, he should have everything already set up and be willing to be flexible. PPP just wants to fight in a parking lot but Ralph needs to make it a spectacle, not only for the potential pay-off but also so he can have a million excuses as to why he can't get it done. So with that in mind, take a look at the way Simp got brutally sodomized by the Leaf on stream. Do you think the gunt wants to face the treatment if he doesn't really want to fight in the first place? The gunt fears the Leaf so he ducks him at all costs; but Ralph, the autumn of your discontent is nigh. The Lead cometh.
 
He's going to make a whole stream about some random sped getting banned from the thread for a day?
Stuff like this and the mansion argument make me think Josh has some kind of meta-humor that the plebeian masses just can't understand.

Ralph just needs to man up and talk openly with PPP
He will cower behind his gunt guard, I fully expect Gator to fight PPP before Ralph.
 
He doesn't want to talk it out. Ralph is a washed up loser who's trying to take the money and run so he can get one last score before quitting the internet and curling up inside of a Valium bottle until he goes into that big trailer park in the sky. Otherwise, he's just shit talking for attention and pulling a donga by throwing up every roadblock he can think of to avoid the inevitable confrontation. Ralph is the one who gave out the challenge, he should have everything already set up and be willing to be flexible. PPP just wants to fight in a parking lot but Ralph needs to make it a spectacle, not only for the potential pay-off but also so he can have a million excuses as to why he can't get it done. So with that in mind, take a look at the way Simp got brutally sodomized by the Leaf on stream. Do you think the gunt wants to face the treatment if he doesn't really want to fight in the first place? The gunt fears the Leaf so he ducks him at all costs; but Ralph, the autumn of your discontent is nigh. The Lead cometh.
The Gunt cries out in pain as he strikes you.
 
Stuff like this and the mansion argument make me think Josh has some kind of meta-humor that the plebeian masses just can't understand.


He will cower behind his gunt guard, I fully expect Gator to fight PPP before Ralph.

It always seems weird to talk about Josh when he's right here and really accessible, but I think he was just getting a bit down and miserable like everyone else in lockdown and was eventually shocked into remembering how to have fun about halfway through this. We could always just ask him if we really need to know what's rattling around in his head
 
The Gunt cries out in pain as he strikes you.
You can call the Gunt many things: fat, gay, swindler, it all rolls off him like a bag of ice off a sleeping pig's back. But call him the long lost son of Big Man Tyrone and watch how he recoils; "I've been found out!"
 

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It always seems weird to talk about Josh when he's right here and really accessible, but I think he was just getting a bit down and miserable like everyone else in lockdown and was eventually shocked into remembering how to have fun about halfway through this. We could always just ask him if we really need to know what's rattling around in his head
I think he was having fun before that. I think some of the more spectrum-challenged fans and participants from all sides of this junkyard battle royal de autistes, may have given him some patience taxing moments during it all, tho
 
He will cower behind his gunt guard, I fully expect Gator to fight PPP before Ralph.
I think that Gator would destroy PPP. Just show him enough clips of PPP shitting on Ethan to trigger his motherly instincts and he will rip through PPP like an lioness defending her retarded cubs.
 
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Shaaaaaaaaaanon is probably the most pitiable person in this entire thing. I mean, what does he even have to gain? Back during OG KIllstream at least him and Zidan had a good back and forth, but now, he's literally getting bullied all the time. It's just high-school bullying tactics, yet, they work. Everything he says is not only laughed at by PPP, Surfer and Godwinson, but Ralph ignores him most of the time. With him defending Diggg :biggrin: Masterson, he's like the guy cleaning up the cum leakage on a porno shoot. He's so desperate to cop a feel and get in on the action, yet all he receives is the excess waste semen of another man near the shower drain.
 
So time for a small update for the copetrain on Twitter. Yes we now

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In an incredibly shocking move, Dame feels he needs he needs to snuggle poor Shannon on twitter Jajajaja Gator is HILARIOUS.
Thanks for posting this, I just found out my Twitter account is blocked by Dame too. The hug box gets just a bit smaller every day.
 
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