🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Niggernerd]

I was really hoping this fight would happen. It would've been the only funny thing Ethan Ralph has intentionally done in over a year.

For him the humility outweighs the entertainment
And himself

 

[Iamthatis]

This show is better and gayer than Tiger King. Look at the circumstances and the characters. The parallels are almost cosmic.

 

[2021Murder]

Only 15 pages in the last 10 hours? This is as good as dead.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand PPP. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Advanced Esoteric Theology and the still untranslated scribblings of Abdul Alhazred [Alhazred Scribblings 245-74,212, 98,018,201-98,018,205, some sources have found much in Scribbling 250,000,005 but this is is still disputed], most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also PPP's post nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Christian apologia, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PPP truly ARE idiots- of course, they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in PPP's existential anus exposure which itself is a cryptic reference to Jesus's willing acceptance humiliation and torture on The Cross and also to the Omega in Christ's 'I am the Alpha[gunt] and the Omega[anus]' [Rev 22:13]. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as PPP's genius wit unfolds itself on their laptop screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

 

[zionlion1488]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand PPP. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Advanced Esoteric Theology and the still untranslated scribblings of Abdul Alhazred [Alhazred Scribblings 245-74,212, 98,018,201-98,018,205, some sources have found much in Scribbling 250,000,005 but this is is still disputed], most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also PPP's post nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Christian apologia, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PPP truly ARE idiots- of course, they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in PPP's existential anus exposure which itself is a cryptic reference to Jesus's willing acceptance humiliation and torture on The Cross and also to the Omega in Christ's 'I am the Alpha[gunt] and the Omega[anus]' [Rev 22:13]. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as PPP's genius wit unfolds itself on their laptop screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Some of what he says is thought provoking but I think you're giving this fat sperg a little too much credit.

 

[Kenobi]

Some of what he says is thought provoking but I think you're giving this fat sperg a little too much credit.

Uhmmm yikes sweety r/woosh

 

[ｎｉｇｇｅｒ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ]

Hot take: Jim retweeted the DMs on purpose because he was bored and it was funny

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Some of what he says is thought provoking but I think you're giving this fat sperg a little too much credit.

Spoken like someone who's read less than 100,000 of Abdul Alhazred's Scribblings, and probably on a laptop screen, not the original bound in human skin.

 

[A Logging Company]

Even if none of this shit ever happened Ralph is starting to downwards spiral anyway, if you're a killstream listener then you'd have noticed that the show has been getting progressively more boring ever since the lockdowns started. He's losing momentum and phoning it in, none of his cohosts have the ability to really pick up any slack either.

They have been so terrible, they are now even bad for just background noise. Old episodes of Friends is better background than Gunty at this point.

 

[Crystal Golem]

The body which, in Gothic times, had been the subject of shame and concealment, that body which Alberti praised so extravagantly - could be made the means of expressing noble sentiments, life-giving energy and godlike perfection. It was an idea that was to have incalculable influence on the human mind for four hundred years perhaps.

 

[A Logging Company]

You know what I find interesting, Asterios has been relatively quiet about this whole thing. Its my understanding he was a key player in the initial leak of the Jamie Lynn Spears affair. He could make for a good 5th man

 

[Instapot]

They have been so terrible, they are now even bad for just background noise. Old episodes of Friends is better background than Gunty at this point.

You know what I find interesting, Asterios has been relatively quiet about this whole thing. Its my understanding he was a key player in the initial leak of the Jamie Lynn Spears affair. He could make for a good 5th man

Something needs to happen. This past week was entertaining.

 

[Physics Ninja]

You know what I find interesting, Asterios has been relatively quiet about this whole thing. Its my understanding he was a key player in the initial leak of the Jamie Lynn Spears affair. He could make for a good 5th man

Asterios is a coward and has tried to fully distance himself from this part of the internet

 

[ｎｉｇｇｅｒ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ]

Why is the poll still up? Godwinson already revealed that Tyrone is the Third Man. Well, technically it was Kraut using Tyrone as a puppet who was pretending to be Ethan's Dad, so the Third Man was actually 3 people. The PPP lore gets richer by the hour.

 

[TerminusEst]

Ralph just needs to man up and talk openly with PPP

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Yeah the Bar exists for a reason. Godwinson chose a shitty excuse to cover the blatant truth which is no spergfight is worth more than pocket change.

Also the person who has been damaged the most in this in my opinion is Dick, not because any gay conspiracy is true but because of his awful reaction to obvious trolling. He literally got his start as a troll and now he is losing to trolls.

Gunt already had hatewatchers and none of this will change the opinions of many of his fans unless PPP and Godwinson produce concrete evidence of Flagging and daddy jim calls him out.

Also PPP interacting with Donga is gay, nobody should pay Donga any attention ever.

I didn’t hate watch Ethan before. I think some of his shit was funny, but this has made my reservations about him much stronger. Say what you will about Rand being a dumbass, but trying to use him having a breakdown over his wife miscarrying as leverage is beyond loathsome. I’m just hoping Null stays as far away from the shit as he can from here on out.

 

[GmanSquad707]

In hindsight, this fight was never going to happen. PPP is more than willing to fight Ralph but Ralph is a pussy so he'll come up with any reason or excuse to try and make it not happen but then proceed to try and spin the narrative that it's PPP thats being the pussy. Also I don't get why people are taking Godwinson(and by extension PPP) so seriously. Godwinson stated that he wanted to see a "gladiatorial fight to the death". Does this man sound at all serious or that you should be taking him at his word? These guys have shown before that they not taking this seriously at all and they specifically word things in a way to try and cause chaos or piss people off. Its why they keep bringing up the NP2 conspiracy even though they have to know it's bullshit. They know it pisses people off to bring it up at all even when everyone knows their full of shit. Its also why PPP keeps calling Null a "janny sweeper". This is all to get a reaction and its working..

 

[Nephi]

For those of you guys interested Phantom is going to start streaming in half an hour:

He's gonna talk about that gaming stream with Andy Warski and our beloved Janny Josh

 

[byuu]

For those of you guys interested Phantom is going to start streaming in half an hour:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5ZZeUZcCgGMHe's gonna talk about that gaming stream with Andy Warski and our beloved Janny Josh
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He's going to make a whole stream about some random sped getting banned from the thread for a day?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Everyone involved in this is an Internet tough guy who makes a living off being an Internet tough guy. Their online persona relies too much on being stubborn assholes always "winning" against each other for them to ever resolve anything in any way conclusively like in a direct confrontation.

If they confront each other in a stream nothing would change, both sides would claim they won in their own private circles and they'd continue hating each other. This will just lead to more shitflinging and twitter posts and angry streams that eventually will end with threatening each other in an IRL fight. That's the only way to escalate and they'll always escalate because they're tough guys who never back down. But this IRL fight will never happen because it risks them losing their tough guy persona and their fickle audience who blindly follow whomever they think is the biggest tough guy.

You can't claim you're a tough guy that always wins and never backs down in your after-stream if you got punched in the face by the other guy and tapped out. Instead they'll just stoke the flames of hatred in their own stream hugboxes, never backing down from any threat or call-out but never confronting them head on either, and they'll permanently be unable to get over their issues with each other.

Which suits them just fine because unresolved animosity creates drama and that's how these people survive.

That's fine by me. Let it burn and repeat.