The Cole Smithey Thread

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idosometimes said:
And Cole is only anything to Chris because Cole has money that Chris wants. If Cole was as broke as Chris, you would't hear anything about old Cole from his halftranshalfsister. Chris wouldn't be sharing his donations with Cole.
Chris likes to manipulate people, but isnt very good at it.
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even if cole was poor
chris would still beg for money from him

chris is willing to be a prostitute
chris is willing to put a lot of work into not having to work to get money
and has no shame
hell if cole was living off the streets and chris knew that..
.. chris would still ask for money from cole
 
Slowinthemind said:
How much money does Cole even make? His channel rarely breaks 100 views per video and he is not affiliated with any network so that means he does not see a cent from Youtube, his wife may have money but that would make Cole a house husband with an allowance.
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From my understanding, at least, that is exactly what he is. I'm pretty sure his reviews bring in a little bit of money from somewhere, but it seems like his wife is the breadwinner of the house.
 
Slowinthemind said:
How much money does Cole even make? His channel rarely breaks 100 views per video and he is not affiliated with any network so that means he does not see a cent from Youtube, his wife may have money but that would make Cole a house husband with an allowance.
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If his wife has money, then in Chris's mind Cole has that money.

At any rate, Cole actually isn't doing all that bad for himself, all things considered. He lives in NYC, which it seems is genuinely where he wants to be. He has a sugarmomma wife, who he seems to get along with at least decently well. He gets to post his reviews online (even if nobody really watches them) and drink craft beer to his hearts content. Most importantly, he escaped from Barb (and Chris).

Its been said in this thread before, but to Chris it must seem like Cole really is living the dream.
 
ZehnBoat said:
chris is willing to be a prostitute
chris is willing to put a lot of work into not having to work to get money
and has no shame
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Chris is also desperate for sex. Prostitution was his delusional mind thinking he could get sex and money instead of giving money for sex.

I agree Chris is shameless. He wouldn't be concerned with his brother if he needed help though. Chris isn't like that. Chris would burn and piss on money that could help his family outside his home. Chris isn't moving a bit of hoard to give Cole a place to live when his wife tires of supporting him.
 
The Giver said:
If his wife has money, then in Chris's mind Cole has that money.

At any rate, Cole actually isn't doing all that bad for himself, all things considered. He lives in NYC, which it seems is genuinely where he wants to be. He has a sugarmomma wife, who he seems to get along with at least decently well. He gets to post his reviews online (even if nobody really watches them) and drink craft beer to his hearts content. Most importantly, he escaped from Barb (and Chris).

Its been said in this thread before, but to Chris it must seem like Cole really is living the dream.
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brute male said:
In other words, he's living Christine's dream life.
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I wonder if that's why Chris is so upset about Cole. How outraged he must be that his "heartless/selfish bastard" of a brother has everything Chris dreamed of having for himself? Like his brother had stolen his dream life from him and now he feels like Cole owes him for it.
 
Donald Duck said:
I wonder if that's why Chris is so upset about Cole. How outraged he must be that his "heartless/selfish bastard" of a brother has everything Chris dreamed of having for himself? Like his brother had stolen his dream life from him and now he feels like Cole owes him for it.
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Yeah, it is a recurring theme in this thread.

Cole has what Chris always dreamed of: A sugarmommy and all the free time and money in the world to do whatever he wants.

Chris has what Cole wants: A decently large, devoted fanbase hanging on his every word. While Cole certainly doesn't want the notoriety that Chris has, he does want the attention.

It is honestly like Godbear designed each of their lives to piss off the other.
 
The Giver said:
Yeah, it is a recurring theme in this thread.

Cole has what Chris always dreamed of: A sugarmommy and all the free time and money in the world to do whatever he wants.

Chris has what Cole wants: A decently large, devoted fanbase hanging on his every word. While Cole certainly doesn't want the notoriety that Chris has, he does want the attention.

It is honestly like Godbear designed each of their lives to piss off the other.
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And lo, Godbear looked upon his work, and saw that it was good. And bestowed many JULAY blessings upon his followers - Marvin 2:18
 
Part of me wishes Cole would strike back at Chris in a childish manner just to watch the drama between the to, but I can honestly say I don't blame Cole one bit for wanting to remove himself from that train wreck.
 
The Giver said:
Yeah, it is a recurring theme in this thread.

Cole has what Chris always dreamed of: A sugarmommy and all the free time and money in the world to do whatever he wants.

Chris has what Cole wants: A decently large, devoted fanbase hanging on his every word. While Cole certainly doesn't want the notoriety that Chris has, he does want the attention.

It is honestly like Godbear designed each of their lives to piss off the other.
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at least cole doesn't request money up front for a review and then mumbles for 5 minutes
then begs for more money because bananas

sure, cole may be bad at his job
but he does it
alsocoleneverofferedtobeaprostitute
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
Part of me wishes Cole would strike back at Chris in a childish manner just to watch the drama between the to, but I can honestly say I don't blame Cole one bit for wanting to remove himself from that train wreck.
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He somewhat did in summer of 2012 during the whole 28 October 2011 thing. He shared Chris's posts on his personal Facebook with responses and deleted them shortly after.

I don't know if someone has them screencapped, but I remember seeing that.
 
ZehnBoat said:
at least cole doesn't request money up front for a review and then mumbles for 5 minutes
then begs for more money because bananas
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Nope. Cole just holds ebay actions where lucky people pay for the honor of sharing a meal with "the smartest film critic in the world".
Both Cole & Chris are ego maniacal douche-bags with delusions of grandeur, but at least Chris being both Autistic and retarded has an excuse. What's Cole's?
 
Mr Zero said:
Can someone explain all the Cole hate for me? All the reasoning for hating him I've gotten so far is that he's narcissistic, pretentious and doesn't like Toy Story. Maybe I'm being a little bit of a white knight here but honestly if that's all that's wrong Cole seems like a better person then the majority of the users on this site.
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I don't think it's hate so much as he's a pretentious hipster who bills himself as The Smartest Critic in the World (and not in an ironic way), while he rates "Freddy Got Fingered" as one of the best movies ever. People probably wouldn't notice him if he weren't related to Chris, but since we gossip about Chris and his family, naturally Cole gets commented on, he's pretty much a jagoff.

He also tries to auction off the chance to spend an evening with himself on ebay. And you have to pay for your own brews. (No takers so far)

Plus hipsters are fucking annoying. (They should probably get their own thead)
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
Part of me wishes Cole would strike back at Chris in a childish manner just to watch the drama between the to, but I can honestly say I don't blame Cole one bit for wanting to remove himself from that train wreck.
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He certainly has every right to shut Chris out now.

Mrs Paul said:
I don't think it's hate so much as he's a pretentious hipster who bills himself as The Smartest Critic in the World (and not in an ironic way), while he rates "Freddy Got Fingered" as one of the best movies ever.
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God I couldn't stand that fucking movie!

Plus hipsters are fucking annoying. (They should probably get their own thread)
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Surprised they haven't died off yet.
 
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