Alec Benson Leary said:
Every big budget movie these days is some romantic haves-vs-have-nots story that always roots for the underdog, despite being made by greedy multi-million dollar corporations. And half the time there's some faux-green save-the-earth message too, like Avatar, despite being made by an industry whose business model is predicated on wasting thousands of tons of plastic every year. The world's young people are made of millions who think it's okay to do nothing, click "like" buttons on facebook protest pages, and still feel good about having "principles", and those greedy corporations love nothing more than to let these self-absorbed children believe that they know anything about the world and make money hand over fist by selling their empty feel-good causes right back to them.
It shouldn't take a geinus film critic to figure that out, Coleslaw.
If Coleslaw were actually relevant, he'd at some point be in a discussion with a real critic or filmmaker (as opposed to wannabes and "indie" tryhards). When that happened, Coleslaw would have his ass handed to him by someone who actually knew something about film.
Oddly, Coleslaw's obscurity is the only thing protecting his thin veneer of credibility. If he got famous enough to be noticed, he'd be ridiculed back into the Ruckersville from which he came.
