The Cole Smithey Thread

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Hoffman would've been perfect, but I think that Bill Chott could do a damn good CWC if he wanted to.
 
Batman said:
It's more than that. When a person dies there are some things you just don't say. Cole's an asshole, but I think even he knows how to have respect for a deceased actor and his family and friends.
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To his own half-brother:

Coleslaw said:
Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.
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World's Smartest Film Critic said:
I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate.
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Bragorboats said:
Does Coleslaw even look like Chris in any way? Never seen it brought up. Now that I'm looking if you look at Coleslaw's eyes/mouth, there is a bit of a resemblence. I think.
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Holdek said:
Bragorboats said:
Does Coleslaw even look like Chris in any way? Never seen it brought up. Now that I'm looking if you look at Coleslaw's eyes/mouth, there is a bit of a resemblence. I think.
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Oddly, in this picture, Coleslaw looks like more of a Tard than Chris does.
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I noticed that too. And why are his eyes closed?

Is he that ashamed to be near Chris that if he closes his eyes, he'll be far away from him?
 
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Holdek said:
Uh...he was probably blinking.
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I guess that might be true. But it's not like you can tell from one frame.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Holdek said:
Bragorboats said:
Does Coleslaw even look like Chris in any way? Never seen it brought up. Now that I'm looking if you look at Coleslaw's eyes/mouth, there is a bit of a resemblence. I think.
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http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/5/57/0468-CWC%26JCS.jpg
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Oddly, in this picture, Coleslaw looks like more of a Tard than Chris does.
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I third the disagreement. Cole is blinking, sure, but just look at Chris. Just look at him.
 
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I know right? Cole looks awkward because it's not the most flattering of pictures, but you can also tell it's temporary. Chris has a "durrrrrr" expression that you can just tell is permanent.
 
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my question is what are they both smiling at
 
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Altissimo said:
my question is what are they both smiling at
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Cole's probably just trying to be polite and cheerful; this was for Chris' 18th birthday.
 
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Altissimo said:
my question is what are they both smiling at
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The fact that they have James Bond tied to a table with a high-powered laser ray pointed directly at him.

P.S. Every time I see your avatar I feel like it just told a joke...
 
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Kind of funny how Cole went for Chris' 18th birthday, but never Christmas, Thanksgiving or any Birthday after that. Idk if he is uncaring and selfish or if Chris really is that toxic.

No way of knowing probably, but is Cole aware of just what sort of hijinks Chris has gotten into with Mary Lee Walsh, Meghan, Snyder, and all the fake girlfriends and trollign etc? He's probably kind of aware of his internet reputation, but probably doesn't think about it that much?
 
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Hawtistic said:
No way of knowing probably, but is Coleslaw aware of just what sort of hijinks Chris has gotten into with Mary Lee Walsh, Meghan, Snyder, and all the fake girlfriends and trollign etc? He's probably kind of aware of his internet reputation, but probably doesn't think about it that much?
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We know for a fact that he knows, what with all the wannabe trolls reminding him. And he'd rather not think about it, but :ween:s gonna :ween:. Don't :ween:.

I for one like the idea of this insufferable snob spending his entire existence in the shadow of his deranged half-brother. DIE COLESLAW :julay:
 
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Hawtistic said:
Kind of funny how Coleslaw went for Chris' 18th birthday, but never Christmas, Thanksgiving or any Birthday after that. Idk if he is uncaring and selfish or if Chris really is that toxic.
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Cole still got on fairly well with Chris until at least 2007/08, so that can't have been it. More likely it was the fact that he absolutely hated Bob, and had built up years of resentment against Barb. To say nothing of the substantial travel time from California/NYC to Ruckersville, and Cole likely preferring to spend the holidays with his girlfriend's/wife's family.
 
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I think they did go see him once, but we don't know when. I think it was for Coles 1st wedding.

That velvet shirt Chris is wearing. My god. The Lols never get old.
 
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Didn't I hear somewhere that they didn't even know Cole was getting married? That they read it somewhere on these forums? Or was that another wedding?

Either way, Cole visited Chris and The Borb plenty of times. They returned the favour exactly once.
 
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Batman said:
Didn't I hear somewhere that they didn't even know Cole was getting married? That they read it somewhere on these forums? Or was that another wedding?

Either way, Cole visited Chris and The Borb plenty of times. They returned the favour exactly once.
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I think that was another wedding, one of the gal-pal's wedding i think.
 
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Batman said:
Didn't I hear somewhere that they didn't even know Cole was getting married? That they read it somewhere on these forums? Or was that another wedding?

Either way, Cole visited Chris and The Borb plenty of times. They returned the favour exactly once.
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That was Coles 2nd wedding a few months ago. On the Eve of his first wedding back in the day, he tried to ask barb who his dad was but she would not budge.
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
Batman said:
Didn't I hear somewhere that they didn't even know Cole was getting married? That they read it somewhere on these forums? Or was that another wedding?

Either way, Cole visited Chris and The Borb plenty of times. They returned the favour exactly once.
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That was Coles 2nd wedding a few months ago. On the Eve of his first wedding back in the day, he tried to ask barb who his dad was but she would not budge.
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I still think she has no clue who his father really is. She is just too stubborn to admit that she was loose in her prime. :snorlax:
 
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