The Cole Smithey Thread

[OBAMATRON]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

I love how this thread just reinforces Coleslaw being a marginally more successful version of Chris. I can imagine the smug SOB sitting in his studio, realizing this, and screaming up at freaking Emmanuel God.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

I love how this thread just reinforces Coleslaw being a marginally more successful version of Chris. I can imagine the smug SOB sitting in his studio, realizing this, and screaming up at freaking Emmanuel God.

Pretty sure he's a pizza-faced atheist. He even has the fedora

 

[bradsternum]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Nothing you can't get out of your local paper. In fact, your local paper's critic is more likely to be aware of his limitations. Nicer, too, probably.

Well, that's the thing. He can play Big City Guy, but he's still in a Ruckersville State of Mind.

 

[Holdek]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

...with an audience who probably follow him...

...in his studio...

C'mon, guys.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

I think that meant "studio apartment."

 

[A-Stump]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Coleslaw is a lot like a kid in a play kitchen making food out of playdoh.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Coleslaw is a lot like a kid in a play kitchen making food out of playdoh.

And then insisting he understands food better than anyone who eats chicken wings and pizza.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Who would win in a boxing match between Cole and Uwe Boll?

Everyone.

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Where have I seen that outfit before?

 

[Null]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

"how the fuck would i know? who posted this shit?
glance over to the right
"oh god damnit"

 

[FatNero]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Who would win in a boxing match between Coleslaw and Uwe Boll?

Everyone.

But mostly Uwe Boll, the man's a beast... Not a director, mind you, but a beast.

 

[PacSol]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Who would win in a boxing match between Coleslaw and Uwe Boll?

Everyone.

But mostly Uwe Boll, the man's a beast... Not a director, mind you, but a beast.

Didn't he use to be a semipro boxer as well?

 

[Carlson]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Who would win in a boxing match between Coleslaw and Uwe Boll?

Everyone.

But mostly Uwe Boll, the man's a beast... Not a director, mind you, but a beast.

Didn't he use to be a semipro boxer as well?

I don't know about semi-pro, but he definitely has training and matches under his belt. Which was one of the big reasons his challenge to his critics was ego-fueling bullshit: he was trained and intentionally picked guys who weren't, then lied about it being a real fight so he had an excuse to cathartically beat up all his critics.

It's telling that he refused to fight the guys like Seanbaby who were actually trained fighters, because he was scared of getting his jaw taken off.

 

[CatParty]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

I think ballz broken was telling a joke, guys.

 

[Bragorboats]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Does Cole even look like Chris in any way? Never seen it brought up. Now that I'm looking if you look at Cole's eyes/mouth, there is a bit of a resemblence. I think.

 

[Picklechu]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

http://i.imgur.com/9bbDIq2l.jpg

Where have I seen that outfit before?

Fashion passes. Style is forever.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

http://i.imgur.com/9bbDIq2l.jpg

Where have I seen that outfit before?

I wonder how much time was spent planning that shot. "Yeah, it's the Guggenheim, so what? I'm a cultured guy. I have many paper-bound books and my apartment smells of Pot Noodle."

 

[Holdek]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Who would win in a boxing match between Coleslaw and Uwe Boll?

Everyone.

But mostly Uwe Boll, the man's a beast... Not a director, mind you, but a beast.

I'ma rattle some cages with this comment, but: Uwe Boll, like Michael Bay, is a good director. He just makes bad movies.

 

[FatNero]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

Who would win in a boxing match between Coleslaw and Uwe Boll?

Everyone.

But mostly Uwe Boll, the man's a beast... Not a director, mind you, but a beast.

I'ma rattle some cages with this comment, but: Uwe Boll, like Michael Bay, is a good director. He just makes bad movies.

He's made two movies I enjoyed as movies.

Many movies that I enjoy as trainwrecks.

 

[Carlson]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

I saw Rampage a few years ago, I think right out of high school. It actually wasn't a bad movie on its own, and the lead actor did a great job.

My big problems with the film was that it relied very heavily on shaky cam, especially when the lead was running and gunning through town, which could make lesser people queasy and made it downright annoying for me to watch.