Tabletop Roleplaying Games (D&D, Pathfinder, CoC, ETC.)

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Not a fan of 3e tbh. ironically my first dark sun game was in 3.5. i was playing a water cleric called Hesus and i was searching for body of water to walk on. It is cringe but i was 13.
That actually sounds kind of funny. Jesus knock off with none of the miracle powers (unless you're going to be a Avangion) that solely wants to walk on water.
 
That actually sounds kind of funny. Jesus knock off with none of the miracle powers (unless you're going to be a Avangion) that solely wants to walk on water.

Yeah, this is something I could probably roll with because while wanting to walk on it its dumb, "Locating large sources of water" is a very common goal in Dark Sun, something other people would be on board with. And searching for said water would cause them to cooperate with the party in a constructive manner.
Lots of rumors would be swirling about a big underground lake or some shit. Intentionally or not, its not just complete wacky randumb.
 
I never actually read the novels, didn't know they were bad, I wish Shadowrun could get a more competent publisher, it is an awesome setting. Funnily, no one I know, not even online uses 6E, it's all 5E
as @East_Clintwood said you want the old novels. the first one came out in 1990, you can't get more fresh cyberpunk dystopia in all their pulpy glory than that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Shadowrun_books#Novels_and_other_fiction

word of warning tho, it will spoil major aspects and lore, like if you read the burning bright telling you what the universal brotherhood is you can see the whole twist of the first HBS game coming from a mile away. fun in it's own right, but some people don't like that (although some parts get mentioned in earlier books).

For the longest time the players have been hoping CGL would lose the license and that Pegasus (the company who produce German exclusive SR stuff) could pick it up. Their stuff from what I've heard is significantly better. Honestly I'd take CGL simply licensing the rights to translate Pegasus stuff into English.
rumor has it they bid on it, lost (or didn't want it together with BT maybe), CGL being the nice people they are still being pissed about them basically fixing most of their 5e shit while giving them money for it decided to be even more retarded with 6e licensing, which means pegasus isn't even allowed to fix it to the the extend they did with 5e.

dunno if true but wouldn't surprise me...

Wokies tend to be insufferable atheists that despise real-life religion, it's really no surprise they can't comprehend how someone relates to their deity, or how religious thinking works. Often times, they have to make a caricature of extreme morality to characterize a god (especially Good gods), even if almost every mythology and religion in history shows gods as proud and fallible.
wokies in general are ignorant retards, otherwise they wouldn't be woketards in the first place. it's like that jack nicholson clip how he writes women, only more retarded with less common sense and real world experience.

PF2 has both Goblins and Gnomes as default races and is easy proof it is a garbage system.
you say this, but which system had kender as default again..? :story:
 
Maybe an odd question: Is there a non-pozzed indie TTRPG scene at all? I've been working on something that is not a TTRPG but is very, very closely related. (I'm being exceptionally vague because it would be very easy to figure out what specifically the project is, and I have business partners that would shit a fucking brick about it being even tangentially associated with the farms in any way). I'm gearing up to release an actual, professional-grade finished product that is substantially higher-quality than the most popular product in this niche sector of the industry, and when I look at anywhere for indie tabletop design to see about networking and promotion, it's literally 100% troons, he/theys, and "anti-fascist game designers."

I'm not even looking for anything even positionally "anti-woke," just some corner of the scene that isn't a perfect overlap with the RPG.net folks.
 
Update: I’ve finally run Swords and Wizardry for three friends irl. I can’t say it went well, but I can say we all had fun and want to finish the dungeon.

I had wrote up three pregenerated characters- a dwarven fighter, a human cleric, and an elven elfblade (a single-classed fighter/magic-user from Book of Options)- to go through Tomb of the Mummy Priest from Basic Fantasy RPG. My first mistake was only making three characters. My second mistake was leaving the alignments blank and assuming they would lean lawful. Instead we got Tim the Chaotic Dwarf, Clork the Chaotic Cleric of Andrew Tate, and Scrungle the Neutral Elf. While I ruled that the cleric could control undead (I didnt feel like figuring out how he would control undead on the spot), he was stuck with the reversed version of each spell, meaning no healing beyond the potion of healing I had the foresight to give the dwarf (I gave everyone a few magic items, since my pregens were level 3-4).

I also didn’t memorize the rules. This normally wouldn’t be an issue, except I also didn’t write a cheat sheet (I’ve since started working on one for combat). So I was looking rules up on my phone while my players had the physical copy. Speaking of which, I was also looking up rules and reading the dungeon on my phone. That slowed things down a little bit.

So after stammering out the rules, Tim fell into a pit trap, took 2d6 damage (he rolled on the lower end of that), and demolished a zombie that was also stuck with them with the help of Scrungle’s arrows and Clork’s turn undead. Not much else of note happened before the three mummified crocodiles.

Scrungle decided to run away from the fight, assuming the rest of the party would join in. Instead, the cleric stayed and fought his own crocodile while Scrungle’s decided to go after Tim alongside the third one, leading to the two of them dropping Tim down to -2. Being nice, I ruled that death is at -10, and he loses 1 HP per round as he bleeds out unconscious. I also ruled that since only one crocodile had moved in that turn, and since both attacks presumably happen at the same time, the second crocodile would also get a hit. He rolled a hit, followed by an 8. Tim is dead. Long lived Tim.
It had rogues as well, and gun rules, vehicle rules etc.
Pickpockets are lvl 10 thieves, urchins are lvl 1 to 4. Thugs are level 5 monks etc. Also freddie mercury and Doctor who is also made canon by the same adventure.
That sounds awesome. If I was more in tune with pop culture (for my health and sanity, I try not to be), an adventure set in New York or even Tokyo would be fun.
Maybe an odd question: Is there a non-pozzed indie TTRPG scene at all? I've been working on something that is not a TTRPG but is very, very closely related. (I'm being exceptionally vague because it would be very easy to figure out what specifically the project is, and I have business partners that would shit a fucking brick about it being even tangentially associated with the farms in any way). I'm gearing up to release an actual, professional-grade finished product that is substantially higher-quality than the most popular product in this niche sector of the industry, and when I look at anywhere for indie tabletop design to see about networking and promotion, it's literally 100% troons, he/theys, and "anti-fascist game designers."

I'm not even looking for anything even positionally "anti-woke," just some corner of the scene that isn't a perfect overlap with the RPG.net folks.
The OSR scene (as in the part that sticks solely with old D&D editions and their retroclones) is relatively unpozzed, but that comes with its own issues.
 
If I wanted to dip my toes into S&W should I get the white book first or the standard edition?
 
Yeah, this is something I could probably roll with because while wanting to walk on it its dumb, "Locating large sources of water" is a very common goal in Dark Sun, something other people would be on board with. And searching for said water would cause them to cooperate with the party in a constructive manner.
Lots of rumors would be swirling about a big underground lake or some shit. Intentionally or not, its not just complete wacky randumb.
It's nice how much you can use "locate water" as a plot point. Be it survival, status, to save people, exploit people, etc. Especially if you're the aforementioned water cleric. Can't you also turn into a water elemental late game?
If I wanted to dip my toes into S&W should I get the white book first or the standard edition?
Swords and Wizards right? I believe Matt Finch disliked the errors in Whitebox (not book) and made S&W complete, which then got further revised or something. I don't know much about this, or OD&D in general. You can get Whitebox for $5 on the official site and DTR. So I'd say stick with White Box: FMAG as that seems to be the last revised version.
 
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It's been in their adventure material for a long time that Earth is basically just another dimension that can be visited from Golarion via magic and stuff. One of my favorite bits where they shout this out is the final book of Strange Aeons, the Lovecraft-inspired Adventure Path, where you travel through Carcosa which consumes various cities across time and dimensions and there's a chunk of 19th century Paris which was consumed after a performance of The King in Yellow. Anymore, I have no love for Paizo as a gaming company, but I'll be damned if Erik Mona & James Jacobs didn't manage a good setting.
The group I'm in got part way through Strange Aeons before the writing got too gay and retarded so we stopped, but that at least sounds cool. Earth isn't a different dimension, it just exists. If you have the means for travel either by magic or flight, you can just go there from Golarion.

But yeah, the setting is good back in the early pathfinder days with little gay shit and lots of cool sandbox stuff if you don't think about the Worldwound too hard.
 
Maybe an odd question: Is there a non-pozzed indie TTRPG scene at all? I've been working on something that is not a TTRPG but is very, very closely related. (I'm being exceptionally vague because it would be very easy to figure out what specifically the project is, and I have business partners that would shit a fucking brick about it being even tangentially associated with the farms in any way). I'm gearing up to release an actual, professional-grade finished product that is substantially higher-quality than the most popular product in this niche sector of the industry, and when I look at anywhere for indie tabletop design to see about networking and promotion, it's literally 100% troons, he/theys, and "anti-fascist game designers."

I'm not even looking for anything even positionally "anti-woke," just some corner of the scene that isn't a perfect overlap with the RPG.net folks.
I'm sure there would be a market for it. Most normal people don't care about gay shit. I'm in a similar position though no where near done with everything. That has been one of my concerns about it going forward though.
 
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Friendly reminder Dunkelzahn was used as a Donald Trump analog in Shadowrun. Here was the big celebrity real estate mogul in Shadowrun. In 1996, Shadowrun did modular about Dunkelzahn becoming president and faced assassins. Both failed attempts and a successful one by a magic missile. I find it amusing that both Topps and TTRPG downplay Dunkelzahn being literal Trump.
 
Friendly reminder Dunkelzahn was used as a Donald Trump analog in Shadowrun. Here was the big celebrity real estate mogul in Shadowrun. In 1996, Shadowrun did modular about Dunkelzahn becoming president and faced assassins. Both failed attempts and a successful one by a magic missile. I find it amusing that both Topps and TTRPG downplay Dunkelzahn being literal Trump.
Yeah, but the only way to Make America Great Again would be to tell the Leafs to fuck off, reconcile with the South, and then reconquer the West and this time make sure there's no natives left alive to cause trouble down the line.
 
Very few Japanese TTRPG games are being translated, the industry connections and mis-translations that are usually used to take over largely don't apply the same way they do in games and anime.

You wish. Nechronica of all things for example got an "official" translation in Italian: having the pleasure of reading the language, I did not exactly remember the parts about X-Cards, lines and veils, mental well-being an' shit in the fan-translated English version. But maybe they were there in the Japanese original and the Italians kept them, who knows?

For sure, the weirdass game about playing cobbled together corpses of (apparent) questionable age, in a post-apocalyptic world does indeed need X-cards. If they weren't there, they should have been added, certainly. But maybe they were there in the Japanese original, who knows?

And for sure the translator note that underlines how "we prioritized ease of access over direct translation" should not ring any bells. Maybe it was there in the Japanese original, who knows.
 
I attended my first game session in months a few days ago. The group had grown significantly since I left, and a smelly weirdo sat right next to me. If he has a BO issue again at the next session then I'll bring it up to the GM and offer to talk to him myself, since it would probably be less embarassing if it's another guy who tells him that he needs to wear deoderant. Otherwise the game was a blast, it's great to be a player now and not the one running things.
 
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