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Desu Mountain said:
The no-items thing was universally agreed on when one of the first big US tournaments was decided by a bob-omb randomly spawning in front of the leading guy's forward smash and instantly losing him the tournament. I remember that shit because I was on GameFAQs at the time and the whole Smash board erupted in a huge flamewar.
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SSF2T Old User said:
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Imagine being so fucking salty about loosing a game to a random object hazard that you re-write the rules for tournaments.

More proof that smash should never be played with any kind of seriousness.
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If they were that salty, then why didn't they just ban items that guaranteed KOs as opposed to going scorched earth with all of them?
 
Normies ruined Smash. There’s nothing special about it anymore. All the fun stolen away and replaced with drama. I miss the old days when nerd stuff was hated by everyone else.
 
the autist of dojima said:
No one likes sora, not even the hardcore kingdom heartsfags, if anything xehanort/literally anyone else would be more fun, even the not noctis guy
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Kingdom Hearts is gay af. Is incredibly Childish and convoluted, the perfect game for autistics people.

Saying that the only cool character is Roxas only because he isn't flanked by two faggots the entire time.
 
Just Dont said:
Kingdom Hearts is gay af. Is incredibly Childish and convoluted, the perfect game for autistics people.

Saying that the only cool character is Roxas only because he isn't flanked by two faggots the entire time.
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I've never been a fan of this mentality, I feel like it doesn't capture the full picture. I recognize you're making a joke, but I think some people reading this thread (both supporters and criticizers of the forum) mistake the idea of criticizing the behaviour for criticizing the liking of the thing itself. They think that people are making fun of anyone who plays Smash just because they play Smash, not grasping that people are making fun of the Smash community for being absolute spergs, and that making fun of people who play Smash in totality is just a joke. Unsurprisingly people in the Smash community don't get jokes, or sarcasm, they're pretty autistic.

Play whatever fucking nerd games you want. Hax$'s problem, the Smash communities problem, isn't that they like Smash, it's that they sperg the fuck out online like Hax or they are fucking pedophiles and creepy weird cringey retards.

Same with Kingdom Hearts or any weirdo video game. The problem in itself isn't the liking of the game, though certain games definitely attract retards at a higher rate than others. The problem is acting like a fucking sperg on the Internet. Whether it be calling people in your community Hitler, drawing god awful webcomics, or making the most degenerate pornography concievable.

But I don't give a shit what game you want to play. Enjoying Smash doesn't make you an inherently bad person. Being a pedophile does. Don't mix up the two. If you enjoy playing Smash or whateverthefuck bingbing wahoo video game, more power to you. But for the love of Christ don't go on the Internet and act like a total sperg. Just enjoy your thing and shut the fuck up.

A whole fuck ton of people enjoy having sex, but you don't see all of them going and talking about it on the Internet all day, do you? Or make it a fundamental part of their personality? Or create weird community drama around it? No because that'd be retarded, and the people who do do that rightly have threads on this site.



inb4 "Playing Smash does make you an inherently bad person"
 
Anstiv said:
You deserve nothing from the world and no one is obligated to interact with you. Get over yourself. That's not anti-social, that's the basis of social interaction that autistic fucks like you don't get.

Elliott Rodger was not owed a girlfriend. You are not owed anything. You deserve none of it. Your friends are a blessing in your life, not something that mandatorily has to be there. Believing that you are obligated anything in a society is the anti-social mindset. It's such a bizarre way to think about people that just shows you don't think of them as other human beings with agency and thoughts and feelings. Sure there ebbs and flows in relationships, gives and takes, but on a fundamental level no one is owed anything. That's what makes friendships and relationships special, it's another person genuinely saying "I want to spend time with you because I enjoy your presence." The second you start adding entitlement, the belief that you are owed relationships, you've completely tainted it.

Get over yourself.
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You tell 'em, Raz!
 
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I'm impressed and surprised people really didn't want Tekken man. I would have thought he'd have been more liked.
Just Dont said:
Saying that the only cool character is Roxas only because he isn't flanked by two faggots the entire time.
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No, he's only flanked by one faggot and whatever the fuck Xion's supposed to be. Is Xion even a girl?
Anstiv said:
Same with Kingdom Hearts or any weirdo video game. The problem in itself isn't the liking of the game, though certain games definitely attract retards at a higher rate than others.
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Which reminds me, I've heard that games like Sonic and Kingdom Hearts attracts autists/retards because of its themes on friendship? Does that sound familiar to anyone? Its like they have little friends or personalities of their own, so they sorta assimilate the games into their personality, and subsequently become angry when you criticize it.
 
Faggitory said:
I'm impressed and surprised people really didn't want Tekken man. I would have thought he'd have been more liked.
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The people bitching about Kazuya are also the same people who piss their pants at the sight of anime-like characters holding swords or want niche choices that make little sense.
 
i see smashfags whining about tekken characters.
BITCH, tekken had literal minigames on their ps1 and later installations to a point where one you could pick any character you beaten the main game and play with them on a beat-em-up style kind of thing, kind of like mortal kombat did it too.
then again shaolin monks is a adventury type of game...
smash only has the challenge stuff and das it, replayability is low AF if you ain't a autist.
 
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Faggitory said:
Is Xion even a girl?
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Not to de-rail the thread, but yea she is. She's basically another Kairi clone like Namine. Both Xion and Namine were created from the memories of BOTH Kairi and Sora. In the first game, when Sora committed Seppuku, his heart chilled in Kairi's body for a bit until she brought him back to life, which is how some of her shit got mixed up with his shit.
 
They should add the fucking cloud or the final boss from mario rpg so the stupid puppetfags finally neck themselves
Or hell, just add another bowser clone, he pretty much stole the spotlight in that game
 
the autist of dojima said:
They should add the fucking cloud or the final boss from mario rpg so the stupid puppetfags finally neck themselves
Or hell, just add another bowser clone, he pretty much stole the spotlight in that game
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What they should do is make it so you can’t switch off items. The meltdown from the “competitive” scene would be nuclear. Add in an automatic pick up mechanic for maximum salt and we’re onto a real winner.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
What they should do is make it so you can’t switch off items. The meltdown from the “competitive” scene would be nuclear. Add in an automatic pick up mechanic for maximum salt and we’re onto a real winner.
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Then add a character that perfectly exemplifies them.
DSP ACKS THE REAL QUESTIONS!
 
Have the retarded Smashfags learned that Nintendo is the one making decisions on DLC characters, not Sakurai, yet?

As based as it'd be if he was making these decisions to piss whiny Smashfags off, it's all down to Nintendo. If they don't want to pay what's likely to be Disney's absurd licensing fee to put Sora in they're not going to.
 
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