Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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Guys we really need to step it up with the secret Reehouse ops. Yesterday's op was a complete failure, we were left seething and coping and we took many casualties from the Giant Whale's ultimate attack. I propose we activate Khet's MKUltra killswitch sooner rather than later.
 
Guys we really need to step it up with the secret Reehouse ops. Yesterday's op was a complete failure, we were left seething and coping and we took many casualties from the Giant Whale's ultimate attack. I propose we activate Khet's MKUltra killswitch sooner rather than later.
We should activate it when Phil is on stream for the most funsies.

Is her trigger word still T-POSE FOR JESUS?

It'll be yet another smoking gun in the crate of smoking guns to add to our WWE champions thread.
 
Guys we really need to step it up with the secret Reehouse ops. Yesterday's op was a complete failure, we were left seething and coping and we took many casualties from the Giant Whale's ultimate attack. I propose we activate Khet's MKUltra killswitch sooner rather than later.

Don't panic Agent Papa Bravo Echo, target codename Giant Whale is known to lash out as an act of desperation. We need to press the attack on our own and save Kat's MKUltra killswitch for our campaign against his dying parents!

We should activate it when Phil is on stream for the most funsies.

Is her trigger word still T-POSE FOR JESUS?

Oh no.... oh no.... that was Super Secret Agent Brazy Mamo's killswitch word.... fellas I think she's about to do something really terrible
 
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Ever since the implementation of the pignigma code for tips, myself and the other codebreaker 'tractors have been trying to crack it. Every time we figure it out, the code changes, so we've been hitting brick walls constantly. Until today. While reviewing the broken codes, we finally have a way to build an algorithm to crack the code using one phrase that never changes at the end of the messages:

"Tips help the most right now, I need to pay my basic bills"
 
Oh no.... oh no.... that was Super Secret Agent Brazy Mamo's killswitch word.... fellas I think she's about to do something really terrible
Relax she needs to hear it not read it....

....I think?

Ever since the implementation of the pignigma code for tips, myself and the other codebreaker 'tractors have been trying to crack it. Every time we figure it out, the code changes, so we've been hitting brick walls constantly. Until today. While reviewing the broken codes, we finally have a way to build an algorithm to crack the code using one phrase that never changes at the end of the messages:

"Tips help the most right now, I need to pay my basic bills"

Don't panic Agent Papa Bravo Echo, target codename Giant Whale

Now that we got into codebreaking and secret agent names. Can my secret agent name be Agent Joi?
 
I'm giving you all plenty of notice. If you do not wear green on St. Patrick's day you will get pinched.
I'll be carrying a tub of this
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Fort JOI is what @tripmix calls the Reehouse. I don't know why.

Its Fort Joi.

JOI is something different remember when we googled anime JOI?

And fort Joi isn't what I called the reehouse its what I called that little mini fort I made with stuff I found and I still have my colouring books and the Joi poster I made on A3 paper in there. You can borrow the coloured pencils but leave the Joi poster alone.
 
I haven't played Divinity 2 but it's on the master list so I don't want it spoiled for the sake of following our squealing porker's escapades into the meat of the game, but I've played enough CRPGs to delight in how the lack of handholding and straightforward cheese builds is going to make this a grind and a game of chicken to see who's going to give out first, the paypiggies wallets or DSP's pride.

Its Fort Joi.


This used to be Super Secret with the codeword Papa India Golf Romeo Oscar Alpha Charlie Hope, but REEhouse higher-ups say it's safe to share now: "Divinity Original Sin" only "won" the poll because undercover agents manipulated the GUI and SSH scripts to steal votes from "Bugsnax: Phil's Game of the Year Edition ". Operation Poll Rigger has been a smash success! Doritos and Fanta at 1545 hours ZULU time sharp!
 
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Im sleeping in the reehouse tonight with the night light on. You can stay there too. Just dont try playing with yourself through your sweat pants, and then uploading it to YT via a mobile upload code. That is frowned upon

You might want to bring your own blanket again. Mines in the wash for the 3rd time this week and its currently drying.
 
Operation I Don't Need This I Have a Wife went off without a hitch. Due to the large amount of anime waifus on the site right now Phil won't be able to read the Farms today. This will allow us to mask our movements for our other ops.
 
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