Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Sorry it's been so long since my last update. Was deep undercover getting a career at twitch so I could convince members of the illustrious board and Jeff Bezos himself that DSP was too much of a liability due to all the totally fake troll reports which I've also been ramping up. Sadly the operation was exposed today by DSP with his supreme deductive reasoning. I'm stepping down from my position and Jeff is committing seppuku live on Amazon Prime Video exclusive stream. Soon DSP will have back his partnership, and there is nothing I can do. I have failed you.

This will be my last message. Tell Jasper I always loved him. Farewell.
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lol your funny get back in here I'll tell sparkletor to put the rope ladder back down

I think your snack supply is still there but you been gone so long you might want to check the expiry on it.

naught said:
Adults aren't allowed in.

Also I'm currently on my way to Phil's I've gotta take the food away from Phil's cat so the cat messes with him when he plays.
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You should put cat treats in phils pockets lol

Also hurry back I need someone to play garfield kart furious racing with me.
 
Well, the jig is up. I might as well confess...

I caused the YouTube Adpocolypse
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Well, the jig is up. I might as well confess...

I caused the YouTube Adpocolypse
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:o You were the one who was putting Coca-Cola ads on rap videos that said the gamer-word 'Nigger' in the title?

wow , that tricked KarensydePhil into giving Machinima a permission slip to cancel his YouTube money. That was an epic mission.

I'm gonna go steal one of my brother's baseball trophies and put it in the Reehouse with your name on it :)
 
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Prince Lotor said:
:o You were the one who was putting Coca-Cola ads on rap videos that said the gamer-word 'Nigger' in the title?

wow , that tricked KarensydePhil into giving Machinima a permission slip to cancel his YouTube money. That was an epic mission.

I'm gonna go steal one of my brother's baseball tropies and put it in the Reehouse with your name on it :)
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I also had car companies pay for ads on all the Channel Awesome videos. Because kids watching grown men play with ninja turtles or talk about comic books really are their target demographic.
 
I am about to reveal my greatest Reehouse gay op... this timeline we're living in? It isn't the original timeline for this reality. In the original timeline, Phil was the Roman Emperor and 21st century Rome experienced one of the greatest golden ages in its history thanks to Phillipos Burnellius Augustus' great and wise rule.
I am however such a sick-in-the-head a-logging mentally ill motherfucker that I invented a time machine just so I could be GOING BACK IN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME. I altered history in such a way that in the current timeline Phil became an American Italian-Polish mutt who begs for money while playing video games poorly. Do you guys know remember reading about a guy named Geiseric? That's me when I went back in time. I figured out that I had to sack Rome and then establish a kingdom in North Africa in order to cause Phil to become who he is today.
 
Ok so for the garfield kart tournament i'm hosting i got the prizes:
1st place = 1 can of soda, bag of doritos, and some toffee popcorn (not the whole bag though I need that for movie night)
2nd place 1 can of soda bag of doritos
3rd place just the one can of soda

4th place you get to tell people you're the best player of your race and nationality
 
Sorry, we're not playing Garfield Kart. It has been switched to Board Game Top Shop.
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Guys I downloaded some cool and fun mods for our Dead or Alive tournament this weekend. Don't let your moms know!
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Guys I downloaded some cool and fun mods for our Dead or Alive tournament this weekend. Don't let your moms know!
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Cunning of you to pick the one decent fighting game on PSX with a Hulk Hogan expy... Who actively uses his ass (Ah-yuss) in combat... I'm sure some of the attendants will be stoked as they try to take 4th place. Maybe some celebrity guest will show up!

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There's not even that many clothes to take off for the modders.
 
🚨 CODE RED 🚨​

Whoever has not returned my dad's Penthouse and Playboy issues please do so now. I've read a book about Roman legions and found out that if a legionnaire stole from the legion his punishment consisted of him being put in a sack full of snakes and then being thrown in the nearest river. Don't make me do the same to you. If we don't return my dad's nudie mags he won't let me use his credit card to buy salty snacks and sugary sodas for the Reehouse parties. You have been warned!
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
🚨 CODE RED 🚨​

Whoever has not returned my dad's Penthouse and Playboy issues please do so now. I've read a book about Roman legions and found out that if a legionnaire stole from the legion his punishment consisted of him being put in a sack full of snakes and then being thrown in the nearest river. Don't make me do the same to you. If we don't return my dad's nudie mags he won't let me use his credit card to buy salty snacks and sugary sodas for the Reehouse parties. You have been warned!
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Umm, hypothetically, what if one of the magazines got ruined? I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich while reading the articles, and mayo got all over it. Nothing I could do.

I also accidentally cut some pages out.

Sorry.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Umm, hypothetically, what if one of the magazines got ruined? I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich while reading the articles, and mayo got all over it. Nothing I could do.

I also accidentally cut some pages out.

Sorry.
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If that hypothetically happened the hypothetical offender would have to hypothetically buy a new hypothetical copy to hypothetically replace the hypothetically ruined magazine. I've already hypothetically found a sack in my hypothetical basement and caught a bunch of hypothetical snakes while hypothetically walking around the hypothetical backwoods near my hypothetical house. It would really be a shame if I had to hypothetically stuff someone into a hypothetical bag of snakes and then throw them into a hypothetical river if they don't find a hypothetical replacement for the hypothetical ruined issue of the hypothetical magazine.

But we're just speaking in hypotheticals.
 
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