Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
I wish I could rate winner and horrifying at the same time.

Go back to Wisconsin, all you little punk bitches!

Edit: On second thought.. *Unzips pants*

Excuse me for a second, guys. I've got to go to the reehouse by myself for 2 minutes. NOBODY GO INTO THE REEHOUSE!
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Well the rules are if you found boobs you have to show all of us. Remember that you also got to top up the snack or soda supply as well; you have to give to receive fren.
 
Hey guys can i join in? I have candies in my van if you guys want...

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The Crust said:
I genuinely wonder what DPS's chair smells like. If it has that onion effect where the vapors from it irritate your eyes and exposed flesh. What sort of hazmat gear do I need to approach him?
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I bet it smells like broccoli. I hate broccoli.

I think I still got my astronaut costume from the time I was playing spaceman in the reehouse made with paper mache and stuff I found you can borrow that.
 
On the surface, it's just an okay shitposting channel and some of the stories are funny. Just another piece of evidence pointing to Phil being an unbearable fucking bore without a buffer and making your own fun.

But if you look a little deeper, this is unironically brilliant satire. How the Reehouse crew acts in jest is EXACTLY how Dsp's inner circle mods and tumbleweed forum spergs act without a hint of irony or self awareness. The dudes are legit acting out a shitty, autistic direct to video spy thriller and are super into it. The cult of the oppulent pig ACTUALLY RUNS OPS.

Meanwhile, over at Kiwi HQ, a bunch of loveable rogues passionately discuss Agent Joi's crusty blanket, who's banned from the PC, and who has to bring the next batch of doritos and Brazy booba pics. It's just a picture worth a thousand words to the human qualities of both sides of this "conflict". While the cult gears for an internet crusade, ready to take back Kekusalem and shower a scammer with money to own the trolls, the trolls make shoops of Jasper jumping at Phil's lumpy head and laugh about it.

It really makes you think where did these pitiable deluded fools get the notion that anyone is punching the air over them bleeding their bank account dry for the sake of someone who never has and never will give a sugarfried fuck about them.
 
SauceRyuKen said:
On the surface, it's just an okay shitposting channel and some of the stories are funny. Just another piece of evidence pointing to Phil being an unbearable fucking bore without a buffer and making your own fun.

But if you look a little deeper, this is unironically brilliant satire. How the Reehouse crew acts in jest is EXACTLY how Dsp's inner circle mods and tumbleweed forum spergs act without a hint of irony or self awareness. The dudes are legit acting out a shitty, autistic direct to video spy thriller and are super into it. The cult of the oppulent pig ACTUALLY RUNS OPS.

Meanwhile, over at Kiwi HQ, a bunch of loveable rogues passionately discuss Agent Joi's crusty blanket, who's banned from the PC, and who has to bring the next batch of doritos and Brazy booba pics. It's just a picture worth a thousand words to the human qualities of both sides of this "conflict". While the cult gears for an internet crusade, ready to take back Kekusalem and shower a scammer with money to own the trolls, the trolls make shoops of Jasper jumping at Phil's lumpy head and laugh about it.

It really makes you think where did these pitiable deluded fools get the notion that anyone is punching the air over them bleeding their bank account dry for the sake of someone who never has and never will give a sugarfried fuck about them.
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I'm not banned they just revoked my partnership.

And my blankets not been crusty for a whole 4 days now tyvm.
 
Operation Snow will begin now, Jenna will get a hottub and designer bikinis, plus instant Twitch super partnership where she gets an extra 10 percent from bits.
 
Sorry it's been so long since my last update. Was deep undercover getting a career at twitch so I could convince members of the illustrious board and Jeff Bezos himself that DSP was too much of a liability due to all the totally fake troll reports which I've also been ramping up. Sadly the operation was exposed today by DSP with his supreme deductive reasoning. I'm stepping down from my position and Jeff is committing seppuku live on Amazon Prime Video exclusive stream. Soon DSP will have back his partnership, and there is nothing I can do. I have failed you.

This will be my last message. Tell Jasper I always loved him. Farewell.
 
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