🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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He is amoogus! I've been watching his profile since court, suspecting he show up!

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No seizure can keep this man out of his own thread, by Stolas!
 
I found a statue of Sam's soulmate:
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I've never been more entertained by a lolcow and their fascinating cast of side characters. Where is Tarl though? I hope he ran into the woods and is trying out his skills as an outdoorsman, foraging and hunting.
 
He is amoogus! I've been watching his profile since court, suspecting he show up!

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No seizure can keep this man out of his own thread, by Stolas!
The problem with people like Tarl who are delusional and have had their delusions reinforced by a constant stream of stupid women lining up to get fucked by him is that he thinks everyone is as dumb as those women.
 
If he got himself vasectomized, as Nikki claims, the odds are vanishingly small though not unheard of. Youre supposed to use contraception for six months afterward.

My bet is wishful thinking and histrionic impressionism.
It would definitely add another unforseen layer of intrigue that this thread is known for. Stranger things have occurred in the halls of Warwick.

Seeing as she just made a (virtual) verbal contract with Stolas, we will be witnessing something crazy unfold either way when her spell effect resolves. We all know how seriously she takes such contracts. Stolas is even more of a stickler it seems.
 
[PB lazily reaches for the mouse]
Alright, P4J33T, you heard the man.

Two weeks on the timeline, black flag in.mp3
K, I slapped the robot a little bit harder for this one.
Ballad of Styx the False.mp3

Been listening to these a little bit over the past few days. I haven't gotten into making songs myself so I don't know how much is Particle Board and how much is the learned-language-model but the lyrics are really good if you stop and listen to them.

As for Styx's court spectacle this morning and his looming jail time, this is the only wake up call he's going to get. He's got to stop acting like a laughingstock if he wants the internet to stop laughing at him.
 
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO: The Thread ft. Tarl Warwick, Sam Keistermiester, Nikki Retardo, and some other dumb whore that nobody remembers.
 
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