🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[mickrussom]

And here comes Liz with a steel chair! Demanding Tarl pay child support!

 

[Stunner900]

Blackbeard would never act like this. Sad!

No doubt, Blackbeard actually paid child support.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Nikki Turkevich assaulted me today, and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread. Attachhed is the bloodstains left by her almost breaking my nose.

She did this for no legitimate reason, is in jail, and will be facing both assault charges and civil ones.

And to think retards thought her the sane one.

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You got the cops involved for this?! Actually surprised you didn't make your mom tell your girlfriend to leave while you hid in your room until she was gone.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Fame makes you do stupid things.

You kind of need to be a little bit off to think that the world needs to hear your take on things. I think a lot of if not most content churners are a little bit narcissistic or histrionic. Styx is so histrionic that he menstruates.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Blackbeard would never act like this. Sad!

It's probably why pirate ships don't normally carry box wine. Fucking loser goofball.

Neither does YouTube anymore.

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Yeah, except Tarl is "The Nothing" or possibly the cockbiter.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No doubt, Blackbeard actually paid child support.

He was also a pirate with an actual ship, not some dipshit woman-beating drunk playing dress-up in Time Chasers country.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Do the students, or do the federal grants, though?

That said, watching that scroller on the website, I didn't see a single person I would classify as Aryan.


Yeah, but what about Tarl?

I believe the numbers - again - that is the hood.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I believe the numbers - again - that is the hood.

What the hell do you call that housing? They're like quadrooniminiums.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

What the hell do you call that housing? They're like quadroondiminiums.

Coondominiums?

 

[King Metalia]

I swear. Jerry Springer couldnt come up with a more retarded story than this.

Plot twist! Tarl is not the father of Sam's child.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

What a miserable Temu hat wearing existence when "My BPD Ex knocked my tooth out" is a better explanation than "My atrocious dental hygiene has led to such severe gum disease that the slightest tap causes the remnants of my few surviving teeth to fire out my jaw like tartar coated cannonballs"

Get a job and with your first paycheck buy a fucking toothbrush faggot.

 

[Particle Bored]

[PB lazily reaches for the mouse]
Alright, P4J33T, you heard the man.

Two weeks on the timeline, black flag in.mp3

K, I slapped the robot a little bit harder for this one.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

You see that Sam. Nikki had no problem assaulting Tarl. She had enough of his bullshit and dragon uppercutted the pirate in his drunk old face. As per usual, you could only assault Tarl's kid by way of an abortion clinic.

 

[mickrussom]

Plot twist! Tarl is not the father of Sam's child.

Tarl's child isnt a demi-nigger, can confirm.

 

[Made In Wales]

'Thaff's abouff allthh... peattth outt!'

Styx after the tooth incident.

 

[ShiverStar]

Tarl's child isnt a demi-nigger, can confirm.

Wasn't there a chance the baby could have been from some African guy who is/was in the picture?

 

[King Metalia]

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Wasn't there a chance the baby could have been from some African guy who is/was in the picture?

Tarl can't possibly sink any lower than this!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Tarl can't possibly sink any lower than this!

We used to say that about Rekieta. He's still in freefall.

 

[Particle Bored]

K, I slapped the robot a little bit harder for this one.
Ballad of Styx the False.mp3

K last one (?).

 

[mickrussom]

Wasn't there a chance the baby could have been from some African guy who is/was in the picture?

Tarl posted Tarlette on the X/Twitter the other day she is 100% white, kinda looks like him barely, but she lucked out, the stronger Dutch genes overrode the disgusting things about Tard and she looks normal net-net.

She has large, expressive eyes, a soft, rounded facial structure, fine, straight light brown-blonde hair, delicate nose and small mouth with proportions are compact and balanced, long fingers for her age, and a larger forehead (within spec, not goofy looking) that makes her look like she could be a big-brain.