🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Oh look who's back snaking Nikki like Sam. You're both the same pathetic whore. Go send Nikki $100 to try to buy her friendship now.
No, Nikki is the most fucked up out of all the exes.
The fattest, craziest, most gross out of us all.

All the other exes have tried to help him, but in the end knew it was impossible and eventually chose distance.

She is actively watching Tarl die and her biggest priority is housing.
Calling her princess Fiona would be an insult to the princess, because at least Fiona had integrity.
 
No, Nikki is the most fucked up out of all the exes.
The fattest, craziest, most gross out of us all.

All the other exes have tried to help him, but in the end knew it was impossible and eventually chose distance.

She is actively watching Tarl die and her biggest priority is housing.
Calling her princess Fiona would be an insult to the princess, because at least Fiona had integrity.

Do you look at yourself?
 
He doesn’t appear yellow yet, I doubt he’s dying his liver numbers are probably elevated, but even with a damaged liver you can survive for a long time. If you quit even with some liver damage you can live a relatively normal life the key word being quit.
 
No, Nikki is the most fucked up out of all the exes.
The fattest, craziest, most gross out of us all.

All the other exes have tried to help him, but in the end knew it was impossible and eventually chose distance.

She is actively watching Tarl die and her biggest priority is housing.
Calling her princess Fiona would be an insult to the princess, because at least Fiona had integrity.
Broke, mentally ill negress who fucked Tarl is unable to mask her jealousy at the women currently fucking Tarl.
 
No, Nikki is the most fucked up out of all the exes.
The fattest, craziest, most gross out of us all.

All the other exes have tried to help him, but in the end knew it was impossible and eventually chose distance.

She is actively watching Tarl die and her biggest priority is housing.
Calling her princess Fiona would be an insult to the princess, because at least Fiona had integrity.
Real hot take there, Sara. I think you're just pissy because we don't think much of you. I think you're jealous of Nikki.
 
He doesn’t appear yellow yet, I doubt he’s dying his liver numbers are probably elevated, but even with a damaged liver you can survive for a long time. If you quit even with some liver damage you can live a relatively normal life the key word being quit.
Not to mention, I have no idea how long he's been drinking. He started his career talking about how a legal cannabis substitute fried his brain so he was off the stuff. It wasn't until the past year that he ever appeared intoxicated online. I've listened to at least one or two of his one-offs if not a livestream almost every day for years and it never got weird until he got back from the Netherlands.
 
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So what? She doesn't owe him anything. He fucks her and has her run chores for a place to stay. That's a transaction, that isn't love. He's not worth saving- he won't even try to save himself.
I do not disagree with you, and you are correct on that last part.

"Greetings, Sara. You have been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 12PM SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a black van. Be prepared to be searched down once you've entered the plantation. You are in Plantation Group T."
No, you work for me. We don't pick cotton at the place I've assigned you to, but we pick thoughts.
 
Broke, mentally ill negress who fucked Tarl is unable to mask her jealousy at the women currently fucking Tarl.
She knows Tarl is just banging the bearded lady because he's pathetic and can't be alone with his own thoughts and regrets....he texts her all the time. It's a cycle that will continue until she cuts him off. She's prettier (not high quality, just looks) than he'll EVER get in the future. That's why he's cosplaying death. He does it with all of the old ones.

He pictures her every time he bangs, and she's well aware. So, is the new live-in. That's why she offered the face sitting.
 
I've been tuning into Styx's current livestream, and holy hell is his physical condition poor. I was a religious viewer many years ago and have been following this thread daily, but it's an entirely different experience seeing it in person, and especially as a recovering substance addict myself. He's already drunk as hell off of the coffee-colored "tea" he keeps sipping and is blaming the obvious psychomotor slowing on "insomnia", which is nothing new of course. He is now claiming that he has a terminal illness and is using chemicals to stay alive, and that he likely has a month to live. Liver failure?
This year ends in 6. Styxhexenhammer666 might try to drink and substance abuse himself to death this year.

I will declare this now: Tarl Warwick is one of the Top 10 KF Thread Subjects most likely to die before the end of 2026.
 
This year ends in 6. Styxhexenhammer666 might try to drink and substance abuse himself to death this year.

I will declare this now: Tarl Warwick is one of the Top 10 KF Thread Subjects most likely to die before the end of 2026.
I basically agree. If there is even a modicum of truth in his recent suicidal rant, his best chance at survival is having the judge pull his bail, black bag him without a chance for him to act on it, get him into the jail and set up with a social worker who will begin the mandatory treatment.... As part of a severe probation sentence. If he is to do hard time I think he'll find a way to end it all, but if he can avoid prison and fully block Sam and booze, he can potentially recover. Maybe even return to Christianity as a Bartolo Longo type.
 
This year ends in 6. Styxhexenhammer666 might try to drink and substance abuse himself to death this year.

I will declare this now: Tarl Warwick is one of the Top 10 KF Thread Subjects most likely to die before the end of 2026.
He's just so emotionally spoiled from being a freak, that people were way too nice to him and never told him the truth. (Same applied to his jail stint in New Orleans. No one wants to beat up the special needs kid.)

He's JUST NOW becoming aware that he's a 3 who got way too lucky by having a comfortable home with welcoming parents in the whitest place on earth.

Those fake death threats won't stop for a while.
 
He's just so emotionally spoiled from being a freak, that people were way too nice to him and never told him the truth. (Same applied to his jail stint in New Orleans. No one wants to beat up the special needs kid.)

He's JUST NOW becoming aware that he's a 3 who got way too lucky by having a comfortable home with welcoming parents in the whitest place on earth.

Those fake death threats won't stop for a while.
As a dude who's been to jail in a non-white area....well, this is dead on. They either think you're retarded or a serial killer, and they really don't want to fuck with either one.
 
No, Nikki is the most fucked up out of all the exes.
Yolandi, I like the Nikkster. In the hands of the right master, she can do great things.

"Greetings, Sara. You have been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 12PM SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a black van. Be prepared to be searched down once you've entered the plantation. You are in Plantation Group T."

You think that woolen wookie would make a good pickaninny?
 
Not to mention, I have no idea how long he's been drinking. He started his career talking about how a legal cannabis substitute fried his brain so he was off the stuff. It wasn't until the past year that he ever appeared intoxicated online. I've listened to at least one or two of his one-offs if not a livestream almost every day for years and it never got weird until he got back from the Netherlands.
He used to sound drunk or hungover (psychomotor slowing) around 2016 or so, when I first tuned in, then brightened up considerably shortly after that. In 2023, he began to show obvious signs of intoxication again, including while visiting in the NL. Once, I saw the contents of his coffee cup and it was consistent with the appearance of white wine.
 
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