🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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This pirate retard has the same proficiency with firearms as the Georgian, country not state, Lt. who put 3-5 rounds into the clearing barrel outside the TQ chow hall when we were coming back from a deployment. We were walking to breakfast heard a round go off, all laughed because some duty had obviously let one rip at the barrel, then there were more follow on shots and we wondered if it was a green on blue. Nope, just a retard who didn't remove his magazine before trying clear his pistol.
This is what Tarl wants you to believe:
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There are two likely explanations. Either you had a round chambered, pulled the mag, but forgot to rack the slide and clear the chamber. Or, you racked first to check for an empty chamber, then you took the mag out, not realizing that you had just chambered a round because of mixing the order up.
While these are really solid explanations and probably the correct answers, allow me to wildly speculate anyway.

So there's Tarl, drunk as always, waiving his gun around like a maniac. When suddenly he sees a cockroach crawling up the wall in his dirty ass home. Now, he could grab a shoe or a rolled up newspaper, but that simply is not the Tarl way and he has no time to wait on Stolas to fix the problem. So he takes aim, spits out a piffy one-liner and sends that'll little roach to cockroach hell.

Now Sam, being the real piece of work she is, has Tarl facing real time behind bars.

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Applicable. To be clear I could explain more about the firearm issue but it is not necessary for me to do so. I could explain everything else too but similarly, it does not matter. Merry Christmas!
 
Tarl might try offing himself, instead of facing jail time.
Unless I'm misreading, since he didn't shoot anyone, it's a year max/$1,000 fine. Not sure about Rutland judges or prosecutor, but I think 3 months would be on the high end for a charge like this, unless of course there were other facts we don't know about. Probably 30 days if any time at all, and/or half of the max fine. Not exactly an off yourself kind of offense.

Has anyone in the thread bothered to look up any of the charges? I could see Sam exaggerating and trying to make a DV claim to escalate the charge. I mean she literally did that here, where she said it was him negligently discharging at her, or something.
 
One things for certain: Sara will be responding in this thread until her dying day. She has so much going on with her life but only in this thread.
Styx will eventually get sent away to the big house. Then Sara will have to alog Tarl by way of good old fashioned ink and paper. God knows, she's not going to do that. She'll have to join the legion of women that all secretly seek out Null's 18 1/2" salami
 
$6 and 30 minutes and the evidence would have vanished
you think a white nigger whose very own bpd girls say he is a frigging pigman slob who has to be harangued into cleaning not by his mother but his very own bpd chicks will have the gumption to get off his bony ass and repair anything?
 
Styx will eventually get sent away to the big house.
I'm gonna be that guy that makes photoshops of him like he's bossmanjack and how excited I am that he'll be home for Christmas.

Not because he's a great person (bossmanjack certainly isn't) but because his presence in this thread is invaluable and a constant source of drama and entertainment for me.

FREE MY NIGGA TARD! HE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN'!!!!!
 
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