🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Marty Robbins said:
Do you BPD whore exes realize how insane it is to be flinging shit at each other on the naughty cyberbullying forum's thread about your drunken pirate ex? You guys come here like every day to humiliate yourselves further.

(This is the funniest thread of 2025 for sure)
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Personally I can’t wait until Tarl boards another BPD camwhore homeless ship and makes off with a new wench and this thread turns into a bizarro version of Scott Pgrim where the new wench battles Tarl’s exes on here… until she becomes one.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Personally I can’t wait until Tarl boards another BPD camwhore homeless ship and makes off with a new wench and this thread turns into a bizarro version of Scott Pgrim where the new wench battles Tarl’s exes on here… until she becomes one.
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I think Occult Priestess holds a lot of potential milk which is why she's my number one BPD draft pick. Go get her Tarl.
 
I like how this entire thread is structured around:

"Yeah, but- You fucked him."
'Yeah, but-You fucked me.'
"Pay attention to me."
[general insult]

.. and it's been that way for at least the last 300 pages.
 
Laylithe said:
Bitch you are not on your own. You have 2 sets of parents. SETS. Your parents BOTH remarried. They (ALL 4 OF THEM) are alive and live within a 10 minute drive of you and the kids. You ALSO have many family members still in vermont, and NY! The ones who aren't convicted felons serving time, anyway.

You also have your fiance, Abby.

Now me?? I'm actually alone, no family no siblings no spouse or partner, and doing better than you. You must hate that with a seething passion, but you will have to get over it and admit that even the courts amended our final divorce decree to show I did NOT commit adultery like you REPEATEDLY CLAIMED YOU LIAR.

Edit to add: you can ALWAYS go back to UPS who will gladly pay you $25+/hr, pension, health insurance, and benefits, but you DON'T want to work hard like real men deserving of wives and families do, you would rather suck the taxpayer money down and shame me for receiving support from my friends that you hate.
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You are not doing better. You can't pay your own bills. He quit UPS because you quit being a mom so he had no time to work 60 hours a week like a "real" man because the nonsense he married wasn't a real woman. He picked up your bills and your slack. You have no one because you made it that way, burning every bridge you went across.
 
Laylithe said:
Bitch you are not on your own. You have 2 sets of parents. SETS. Your parents BOTH remarried. They (ALL 4 OF THEM) are alive and live within a 10 minute drive of you and the kids. You ALSO have many family members still in vermont, and NY! The ones who aren't convicted felons serving time, anyway.

You also have your fiance, Abby.

Now me?? I'm actually alone, no family no siblings no spouse or partner, and doing better than you. You must hate that with a seething passion, but you will have to get over it and admit that even the courts amended our final divorce decree to show I did NOT commit adultery like you REPEATEDLY CLAIMED YOU LIAR.

Edit to add: you can ALWAYS go back to UPS who will gladly pay you $25+/hr, pension, health insurance, and benefits, but you DON'T want to work hard like rAeal men deserving of wives and families do, you would rather suck the taxpayer money down and shame me for receiving support from my friends that you hate.
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Kudos to Dylan for not burning family bridges unlike you who has to keep punching below the belt. Why is it an issue that his parents BOTH remarried? Are these convicted felons the cause of you losing your kids??? Why don't' you have family Samantha? Maybe once you got dump from Tarl the first time you would have gone back home, why didn't you? Instead, you got married popped out 3 kids and decided you couldn't handle it? I'm not sure what fantasy world you live in but your expectations of laboring children and being compensated aren't realistic. If I had to believe any one I'm going to have to side with Dylan. I believe him when he said he needed to quit his "cushy" job because you quit being a mother. (sounds just like you) Dylan is doing a better job than you... he has his kids, he has a house, he has a job, and sounds like he found a stable relationship. Why can't you just be happy and move one??? How old is the youngest? will you be this way for the rest of his life??? I hope someday you get the help you need, unfortunately that will never happen. There has to be some poor soul out there that will take on you and your troubles along with paying your way. Good luck!!! I hope you get that for Christmas!!!!
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I followed the instructions to the absolute letter and had field stripped it multiple times before and never had this issue.
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That makes you even more retarded, treat every gun as if it were loaded and clear the chamber before disassembling it. Unless you're so limp-wristed that you couldn't muster the force to pull the slide back.
I don't believe the story and neither will the jury. "I was field stripping the gun, but I forgot to check if there was one chambered" only someone who doesn't know the first rule of firearms, or drunk out of their mind makes this mistake. Plus aren't you a pirate? Shouldn't you complete the get up and only use a flintlock.
 
@Styxhexenhammer666 hi, remember when you went on with the Quartering to try to pay back the bail money and you passed out? Was it because you're an alcoholic or because I'm a better spellcaster than you?
Please answer honestly as I have money riding on the lie you tell.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
I can get into on this
Tarl you have an ugly small smelly bent duck
Tarl you have ugly brittle hair
Tarl you smell like an outhouse took a shit
Tarl you look like you have fragile X syndrome
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🎵All hippies are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees
Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!

First of all hippies always smell like balls
And they're all a bunch of
Free huggin' dumb fuckin' buttfuckers
Run hippies run, I got 21 guns with me
Come around town
And you're done if you fuck with me
Yeah, drum circle, ching chang chong
Get some goddamn balls in
You're goddamn song
Get a goddamn jerb, you're a goddamn bum
I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun

Now I'm a nice guy but hippies are gay
They're always gettin' high
And spreading the AIDS
i'd love to find Some hippies in my yard playing their guitar
They're gettin' sprayed

So listen up, hippies
Getting shot dead is the new green (yeah)
My name is Toby Queef
I was sent here by Rucka Rucka Ali

Yawl Hippies please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you
Hangin' round Tennessee better run, hippie
Eat your LSD tell your friends about me
Yeah I'm coming with a gun, I hate 'em!

All hippies are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees
Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!

I have a farm with plenty of grain
But hippies could starve
That's fine with me god help you all
When I'm president
Y'all hippies will be slaves
And probably dead

Suck on my balls, hippies
Get your ass fucked in the booty (yeah)
Lick on my nuts, if you please
Go read a book for vegan revolutionaries
All hippies are some vegan pussies
Eatin' dog feces
You should eat a little meat
Always pretending to like Bob Marley
He sucks a big D
You should grow a couple nuts, I hate 'em! 🎵
 
Butwhythough2 said:
That makes you even more retarded, treat every gun as if it were loaded and clear the chamber before disassembling it. Unless you're so limp-wristed that you couldn't muster the force to pull the slide back.
I don't believe the story and neither will the jury. "I was field stripping the gun, but I forgot to check if there was one chambered" only someone who doesn't know the first rule of firearms, or drunk out of their mind makes this mistake.
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I’ve seen a lot of “it just went off” from stupid people do stupid things with their firearms. The only times I’ve seen basic firearms safety followed and “it just went off” is so rare, infrequent, and entirely not in the realm of possibility here there’s no point to bringing it up. He even said he was field stripping it… prosecutors are going to love this. Probably should’ve argued this in court and not the court of public opinion
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I’ve seen a lot of “it just went off” from stupid people do stupid things with their firearms. The only times I’ve seen basic firearms safety followed and “it just went off” is so rare, infrequent, and entirely not in the realm of possibility here there’s no point to bringing it up. He even said he was field stripping it… prosecutors are going to love this. Probably should’ve argued this in court and not the court of public opinion
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It just went off is what you say for premature ejaculation, not for drunkenly waving a firearm around.
 
Laylithe said:
I do work, and I do raise my children. I'm not derelict; i was fraudulently lied to multiple times by my ex husband multiple times with promises of love, security, stability. He continues to lie to you all here.
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You claim to be a Leo but act more like a Cancer.
 
Laylithe said:
I am wife to Satan, mother to all, unconditionally.
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I am bitch of satan, Mother to none, Forevermore.
mickrussom said:
given the latest picture, bride of chucky vibes to be frank
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What is with dumb and/or crazy women trying to emulate Harley Quinn? I despise Tim Bruce for creating that fucking character.
Laylithe said:
I have more accountability in the hemorrhoids on my asshole
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You should really stop taking up the ass then.
 
Insane how people are still acting like raped apes here on Christmas Eve.

All good Christians as well. Anyways merry Christmas and a joyous Yule to all. I'm waiting to see if I can catch Santa.
 
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