🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Pretty sure they nixxed the whole personals section after Backpage got fed fucked. Probably was a good idea since they were associated with a serial killer.

My crystal will never glow white again

 

[Godmode]

I’m actually Dylan. And I think I’ll be keeping it. By the way I faked every orgasm with you.

How can you be Dylan when I'm Dylan? @Laylithe if you go on Kino Casino and feed the pirate to the sharks, all will be forgiven. I will ditch my hot younger blonde girlfriend, and you can move back in the house.

 

[Laylithe]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1P9JawutSv/

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1P9JawutSv/

Again? If I don't read my Grandma's Facebook links, why would I click yours.

 

[King Metalia]

I’m actually Dylan. And I think I’ll be keeping it. By the way I faked every orgasm with you.

Who the fuck is Dylan?

 

[Laylithe]

Don't you do any of that face sitting shit with the bearded lady. I've had so many nightmares since I saw that.

Thankfully it stayed a daytime horror reality that she even said that my dreams are quite nice now that I don't have any assholes around sucking the joy out of me like they can't find their own

 

[W@rui]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1P9JawutSv/

 

[Laylithe]

Proud you were there to see her accept the coveted "Kid with the worst mom" award

it had your name on it though

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Who the fuck is Dylan?

That'd be me.

Going on KC to talk about my whore of an ex-wife.

 

[nelly98]

Who the fuck is Dylan?

The greatest rapper of all time.

 

[Laylithe]

Again? If I don't read my Grandma's Facebook links, why would I click yours.

https://youtu.be/_Xl2sfHkVBQ?si=uOAOlL46WoM0NHj0

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

https://youtu.be/_Xl2sfHkVBQ?si=uOAOlL46WoM0NHj0

Just upload the shit directly without trying to keylog me you slut.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Thankfully it stayed a daytime horror reality that she even said that my dreams are quite nice now that I don't have any assholes around sucking the joy out of me like they can't find their own

It's funny how literal you're being. Tarl literally did suck the joy right out of your asshole.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Removing personals was gay

It was the funniest thing on that site

 

[SaDoomp]

Thankfully it stayed a daytime horror reality that she even said that my dreams are quite nice now that I don't have any assholes around sucking the joy out of me like they can't find their own

Do you remember your dreams clearly? Do you infer any meaning from them?

 

[Pomniman]

My crystal will never glow white again

Unless you get on the next flight to Vermont and learn esoteric JOmancy from the gay owl man himself. Then it'll glow forever. Or at least until his next mugshot drops.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Unless you get on the next flight to Vermont and learn esoteric JOmancy from the gay owl man himself. Then it'll glow forever. Or at least until his next mugshot drops.

Tarl is impotent from alcoholism.

 

[Pomniman]

Tarl is impotent from alcoholism.

That only means it'll glow a different color.

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

When did a thread about me become some sort of strange Dylan-Sara thread? Am I actually the sane one here, and so people are giving me less attention? Fuck.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

When did a thread about me become some sort of strange Dylan-Sara thread? Am I actually the sane one here, and so people are giving me less attention? Fuck.

…because you’re a Temu King Cobra.