🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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nelly98 said:
Thanks for merging back in Null. Gem thread is back again.

I hope one day there's a huge lawsuit and a lawyer has to go through this shit and draw up a chronology and figure out all the different characters to demonstrate in court that his client is (not) guilty. This thread could single-handedly turn a normal, mentally sound (lol) lawyer schizo.
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Your hope is misplaced.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Jesus this thread is even more messed up than me! Not quite as messed up as you Sara Lancaster, though.

Did you buy your kid that hoverball like I told you you should? Or still utterly disconnected with his life?
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Styx, a request. Have an AMA stream with your father. It would be a hit.
 
Laylithe said:
I wish I could die and rid the world of my existence already. I don't like it any more than you do, promise.
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How does Tarl taste? Would you rather suck him off for 1 year of rent paid, or suck off the other famous Vermonter, Bernie Sanders, for 1 year of free healthcare?

and how about the idea of swallowing Bernie's Silent Generation seed for 4 years for 4 years of free college, OR imbibing essence from the Millennial Staff of Warwick for 4 years of a typical middle class income from being an attention whore on the Internet
 
Laylithe said:
I wish I could die and rid the world of my existence already.
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No you don't. You are lying. Death is trivially easy to pull off. If you really wanted to die, you would be dead already.

So then the question is why you want us to think that you want to die.
Sympathy? Attention? A 200 IQ ploy to try to get a particular reaction out of someone?
 
Laylithe said:
I wish I could die and rid the world of my existence already. I don't like it any more than you do, promise.
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A woman says she's suicidal? See you tomorrow I guess. Or will you be the .01% who doesn't mistake the soap bar for an oversized fent pill? (seriously how tf do women fail at suicide, you take some fent and hang yourself, have you not studied Robin Williams Fu?)
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
this thread is even more messed up than me!
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Hey Tarl, ever thought about making a full commitment to the pirate bit and buying a boat you can live on?

There are some nice options right in Vermont.

This motor-yacht is a pretty good deal at under $50k
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Though I think this sailboat for 72k is worth the extra cost. It's 22 years younger, and just imagine the fuel savings!
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I'm sure there are better deals outside of Vermont but I don't want to presume your bail conditions allow for out-of-state travel.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Jesus this thread is even more messed up than me! Not quite as messed up as you Sara Lancaster, though.

Did you buy your kid that hoverball like I told you you should? Or still utterly disconnected with his life?
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Do you have some type of sponsorship for this hoverball or something? This is like the 5th time you've mentioned it.

I decided to look it up and it looks like another Chinese dropship piece of shit.


Here's the top comments explaining how great it is.
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Godmode said:
Come on Null, pay her rent.
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PPP offered her $2000 if she'd go on Kino Casino (on Kick in case you're interested, Samantha).
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Jesus this thread is even more messed up than me! Not quite as messed up as you Sara Lancaster, though.

Did you buy your kid that hoverball like I told you you should? Or still utterly disconnected with his life?
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How do you reconcile your parents' obvious Christianity (crosses on the refrigerator and walls) with your...whatever-it-is that you believe?
 
I think Null did good moderation here so far considering he is dealing with 4 (5? 6?) BPD hoes that are all fighting with each other and a demon-worshipping pirate who lives in filth at his parent's house in his 40s. No way to reasonably moderate that environment.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
How do you reconcile your parents' obvious Christianity (crosses on the refrigerator and walls) with your...whatever-it-is that you believe?
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Obvious answer, by doubling down on the edgy teenager desperate to be different larp. A 40 something year old man dressed like a pirate and seeking attention while pretending he doesn't care. Yeah, definitely a midlife crisis going on here.
 
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