🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
How did Tarl pull that Euro baddie? That's the real mystery and why did the relationship fall apart? because he is a fucking controlling weirdo?
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Already answered by @Darkrider with his fame and money answer.

My question is if there was anything wrong with Elisabeth's existing husband in the Netherlands. She was busy scoping out and flirting with Styx in the other room live streaming while her husband was asleep.

Did Elizbeth's husband do something substantially wrong? Or was Elisabeth compelled by hypergamy to monkey branch to a man with more money and fame than her existing husband? Does Elisabeth now recognize this as a huge mistake? Does she regret leaving her first husband?

As far as I am concerned, Elisabeth was no prize. A disloyal woman isn't worth shit. She did her first husband a huge favor by leaving him prior to having any children. If it wasn't Styx, Elisabeth would have monkey branched to someone else. Elisabeth's first husband is the winner in this picture.

Elisabeth just looked good on paper.
 
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So, is Tarl chimping out on X? Last night, it was passive/aggressive rage at being told not to swear in the Atlanta airport, and now he posts the picture of a business storefront and van with unobscured plate, along with a name. Doxing?
 
mickrussom said:
this is tarl depicted as a mongoloid retard with a crumpled ass hat

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Ahahahahabahaba what the fuck did he do to the hat?!

Looks like he might gotten the one in vegan "leather" and it bounced on him due to being a retarded drunk.
150102_1.webp $67...

Holy fuck, come for the drama, stay for the hat.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
Already answered by @Darkrider with his fame and money answer.

My question is if there was anything wrong with Elisabeth's existing husband in the Netherlands. She was busy scoping out and flirting with Styx in the other room live streaming while her husband was asleep.

Did Elizbeth's husband do something substantially wrong? Or was Elisabeth compelled by hypergamy to monkey branch to a man with more money and fame than her existing husband? Does Elisabeth now recognize this as a huge mistake? Does she regret leaving her first husband?

As far as I am concerned, Elisabeth was no prize. A disloyal woman isn't worth shit. She did her first husband a huge favor by leaving him prior to having any children. If it wasn't Styx, Elisabeth would have monkey branched to someone else. Elisabeth's first husband is the winner in this picture.

Elisabeth just looked good on paper.
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I knew nothing about her other than what she looked like, imagine thinking a gay pirate political YouTuber was your ticket to a better life.
 
Oh Darn said:
Would his little stint from last year qualify as time served?
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If it was for this offense, then jail time before conviction is almost always time served. If its part of some plea deal I think the judge can disqualify the time if they want to though.
 
Terfatron said:
Looks like he might gotten the one in vegan "leather" and it bounced on him due to being a retarded drunk.
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Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway? Wouldn't they be way too hot? Obviously you wear felt hats for 3 seasons, but summer you are supposed to wear straw or paper because felt is too hot. I have to imagine leather is significantly hotter.
 
SweetWhosBeenGroundUp said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_um1l_PoFPA
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Well done! I wish somebody would do that for my lyrics to "Mr. Wack Sparrow" from earlier this month.

To the tune of "Mr. Bo Jangles":

I knew a man
"Wack Sparrow" and
He'd bantz with you
In worn out boots.
Stringy hair,
A pirate hat
And dirty pants
With his Clanker crew.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
While pushing up his shades.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

I met him in a cell
In New Orleans I was
Down and out.
He looked to me
To be the eyes of rage
As the cash ran out.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
After nine years he still raved.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

He said, "I bantz
Now at every chance
In Clanker streams
For super chats.
But most the time
I spend behind
These parish bars
Cause I drink a bit."
 
You know thinking about it. Making deals with so called demons never seems worth it. What deal did Tarl get? A failing Youtube career and pirate LARP.
No mansions and millions in cash? Not even the weeks lottery numbers? So you supposedly had your owl demon kill a guy, to get you off. But you got convicted anyway. Why do i get the feeling that he would have claimed to have read Faust, but then learned nothing of the meaning.
 
For Scorn and Three Birds said:
Why do i get the feeling that he would have claimed to have read Faust, but then learned nothing of the meaning.
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Because like everything with Taaaarl it's stupid and half assed, a Faustian Bargain bin if you will.


Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway
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As @AnOminous said, how else are we supposed to know what a bad ass, bad boy he is?
And should someone who has Stolas on speed dial be forced to wear a paper hat? Blasphemy
 
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