🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway? Wouldn't they be way too hot? Obviously you wear felt hats for 3 seasons, but summer you are supposed to wear straw or paper because felt is too hot. I have to imagine leather is significantly hotter.

OH! i know this answer! it's to catch the rain and you tilt your head to let the water out! and the sherlock holms deerstalker hat has TWO bills, one to keep the sun out of your eyes and one to keep the rain off the back of your neck during the rain! Now if they were only made of foil....
 
Looks like Stinks is down another one thousand subscribers. Why’s that blasted algorithm making his subscriber numbers spin in reverse?
 
From glancing at the OP this guy would be an Amerimutt Pekka Siitoin from Temu?
That is incorrect, Pekka was on a whole new level and he was also super based. OP of this thread has not been updated (it should).

I can give you a little recap of our little tard here, he is still living with his parents, beats up women, chases them with blades and points guns at them. He will leave them battered at womens shelters. He is an alcoholic and possible drug addict who got buttfucked in New Orleans prison by some thugs after he busted some crazy ass bitches ribs her own phone.

Tarl believes that he's an vampire and a pirate (vampirate) and yes its very gay, he also believes in magic and has claimed that he made some DA(?) kill himself, he claimed that he made a blizzard happen in N'Orleans etc.

Better comparison would be KingCobraJFS at home but with a homosexual twist and violence.

His political takes are basicly MAGA boomer milktoast copium and his channel is slowly bleeding followers.
 
Any money to be made selling "Official Tarl Warwick (Styxhrxenhammer 666) Replica Pirate Larping Kit" so one can dress like their favorite receding YouTube hero? No?....... Yeah, that's what I thought.
in order for it to be authentic, it would need piss and sweat and body odor infused into the rags/clothing and fungus and dry rot in the boots. so the issue might really be is it legal to ship such things as a biohazard.

Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway? Wouldn't they be way too hot? Obviously you wear felt hats for 3 seasons, but summer you are supposed to wear straw or paper because felt is too hot. I have to imagine leather is significantly hotter.
Because period correct pirate hats were felted wool and felted wool really cant be hussied up that much - leather, as impractical it would be as a hat and would be hot as hell in the Caribbean, felted wool hats cant be embellished as easily. I think the modern pirate tricorn being leather is for style rather than period accuracy.

a Faustian Bargain bin if you will.
This is underrated and made me laugh. Thank you for that ;)

he farms in small yards. havent you heard.
Without his biochar recipe starvation would be nation wide and rampant.
 
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Looks like Stinks is down another one thousand subscribers. Why’s that blasted algorithm making his subscriber numbers spin in reverse?

It's Styx' personal doomsday clock.

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Without his biochar recipe starvation would be nation wide and rampant.
Notice we didn't get a new biochar creation video from Styx like last year, nor any extensive videos showing his straggly looking garden with random, twisting deformed vegetables that in no way appear to benefit from the "biochar" soil. I wonder why that is?
 
apparently she "assaulted" dylan and is probably going to lose custody of the kids

Cases Heard by McManus, Susan A
06/24/2025
2:00 PM
Family/Criminal Courtroom 3 - Second Floor
Dylan Beaudry v. Samantha Keister
23-DM-01825 Domestic
Parental Rights & Responsibilities Final Hearing
Plaintiff - Dylan A Beaudry ( Kevin M. Volz )
Defendant - Samantha Keister ( Steven J. Howard )
OCS Intervenor - Office of Child Support Southwest Region ( Sarah Reed )
I can't wait for you to eat your words on this.

It'll all show up in court.
@Laylithe How did all that work out for you????? Has Karma been served to ex hubby like it has for Tarl?
 
Tarl believes that he's an vampire and a pirate (vampirate) and yes its very gay, he also believes in magic and has claimed that he made some DA(?) kill himself, he claimed that he made a blizzard happen in N'Orleans etc.
You can't be a pirate and a vampire at the same time, just like you can't be a ninja and a zombie at the same time.
Because period correct pirate hats were felted wool
It would be more appropriate for Styx though, because Styx is felted at life.
 
Monday's livestream is a shitshow, again, as chemically altered Tarl walks us through cooking and favorite foods again, chugs a screwdriver, sucks a Marmite substitute off his fingers, and educates everybody on female genital anatomy, after which he chucles and says, "Hi, Mom!" I love the thumbnail.

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Monday's livestream is a shitshow, again, as chemically altered Tarl walks us through cooking and favorite foods again, chugs a screwdriver, sucks a Marmite substitute off his fingers, and educates everybody on female genital anatomy, after which he chucles and says, "Hi, Mom!" I love the thumbnail.

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Some champ needs to clip this
 
That was a very old snip of a conversation from Oct 2024, but it's good to see that my ex husband is still stalking my Facebook relentlessly and can't simply be happy with his new hole.

Also, hi psychoDyl larping as me. IT would be really nice if you could get a life that you love since you hate me so much. Perhaps worry about our children when they're sick, instead of me or Tarl or any of this drama and actually give them their antibiotics instead of sending them off to daycare to get others sick. Oh and maybe provide me with their eczema prescriptions that you've failed to do so for the past year? Lazy twat.
 
That was a very old snip of a conversation from Oct 2024, but it's good to see that my ex husband is still stalking my Facebook relentlessly and can't simply be happy with his new hole.

Also, hi psychoDyl larping as me. IT would be really nice if you could get a life that you love since you hate me so much. Perhaps worry about our children when they're sick, instead of me or Tarl or any of this drama and actually give them their antibiotics instead of sending them off to daycare to get others sick. Oh and maybe provide me with their eczema prescriptions that you've failed to do so for the past year? Lazy twat.
The fact that Styx's ex-wife/girlfriends are in this forum is brilliant. Styx is the most depraved human in history.

That was a very old snip of a conversation from Oct 2024, but it's good to see that my ex husband is still stalking my Facebook relentlessly and can't simply be happy with his new hole.

Also, hi psychoDyl larping as me. IT would be really nice if you could get a life that you love since you hate me so much. Perhaps worry about our children when they're sick, instead of me or Tarl or any of this drama and actually give them their antibiotics instead of sending them off to daycare to get others sick. Oh and maybe provide me with their eczema prescriptions that you've failed to do so for the past year? Lazy twat.
Please take care of your own kids. We, as a society, are tired of taking care of your kids. I'm sorry that Styx is a deadbeat, drunken alcoholic degenerate who can't pay his bills when it comes to his children, but that's not our problem.
 
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