🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Your conspiracy theory is funny. I am the least tech literate person in the room most of the time.

Unlike other third parties I do not access other peoples' electronics without explicit permission.

Though there is another third party here that seems to have done so. I think others know who I refer to.

You're nuttier than an almond joy.
It was a question.
 
It was a question.
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You're nuttier than an almond joy.
I like "nuttier than squirrel shit" because it's pithy, but almond joy technically works. Really something like payday if you're set on a candy bar reference. Maybe peanut brittle if just going for a general candy reference.. now I really want some peanut brittle.
This is because I respect privacy.
Am I the only one who had to do a double take because I thought this said piracy the first time?
 
It turns on. But it has no way to boot up. It just cycles and asks me to press f4 and does nothing. Idc, honestly its not a priority right now unless my old-ass ps4 also konks out in which case? My youngest 2 will absolutely fuckin hate being here because their dad has them screen-trained.
Laptop, like children, are sensitive to being thrown around and punched by psychotic adults in a BPD tantrum. Hope this narrows down the source of the problem.
 
Remember how you used to brag about crashing ICQ servers?

Was that "respectable?"
I crushed them through trolling raids, not hacking, you inbred.

I think it was you who fucked up Samantha's computer, Tarl.

Nothing is ever a coincidence.
Then let it be forensically examined for intrusion. Given you keep bragging about being some 133t haxx0r you are a more likely culprit.
 
I think it was you who fucked up Samantha's computer, Tarl.

Nothing is ever a coincidence.
Utter nonsense; coincidences happen all the time. It's midwits trying to assign some sort of arcane value to coincidence that leads to confirmation bias, which leads to conspiracy theories, astrology, new age psychopathy, and Bigfoot videos. Sometimes things just happen, and there's no pattern, rhyme, or reason to explain it. Accepting the world as it is and not trying to justify oneself as the center of it is an important skill in becoming an adult.
 
Utter nonsense; coincidences happen all the time. It's midwits trying to assign some sort of arcane value to coincidence that leads to confirmation bias, which leads to conspiracy theories, astrology, new age psychopathy, and Bigfoot videos. Sometimes things just happen, and there's no pattern, rhyme, or reason to explain it. Accepting the world as it is and not trying to justify oneself as the center of it is an important skill in becoming an adult.
Exactly, can be something as simple as it being an hold hard-drive and normal wear and tear and got corrupted. Really shows how lack of knowledge feeds of itself and trying to show their superiority while appearing really nonsensical
 
Could the computer issues be something down to earth like a battery issue, or a component wearing out? NEVER
I want to attribute it to a nefarious plot, or MAGIC!
Santa Claus, known as Saint Nicholas, bewitched by the magic of Stolas descended Samantha's chimney and made her laptop fail to boot. Santa Claus actually failed though and it was hacked by an evil kiwifarms user and GayResearch at the same time and the evil virus combined into two viruses and that felted the computer causing it to not boot.
 
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