🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Maybe just leave them alone to be happy. This thread is about me and my my wrinkled balls. Kill yourself.

Hi Tarl, can you ask your gay owl demon a rough estimate on your demise?

 

[DominoPetachi]

Kwitokee AKA Sara Lancaster, originally from Fresno, later of Germany, then back here when she got dumped, wants to start shit.

Bad idea.
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I am taking the gloves off. I do not care if you talk shit about me, especially after we last spoke years ago and haven't been a couple for nearly a decade. But I am indeed pissed that you dare badmouth others merely for being associated with me. Why not go head to head instead of picking on third parties? Remember the time you threatened my mother? Or the time the cops had to be called because you were being so confrontational that even my uncle- the least confrontational person on Earth- was yelling at you?
You're a joke. Go fuck yourself, or whatever dude you are riding for rent.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

 

[Laylithe]

https://youtu.be/jfXUqo0In4g?si=UsFneKVxOf0dw5F9

If you turn it up all the way, you can hear at the end where Tarl tells me he doesn't care if I'm crying (after assaulting me in NOLA) We gotta stay focused on why the wrinkles exist, its cause of shit like this.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I am taking the gloves off.

Make sure to call on Zepar for this one instead of Stolas.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Here, take these, just in case somebody in this thread wants to earn them.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Make sure to call on Zepar for this one instead of Stolas.

Tarl has a pact up the ass with Stolas.

I believe him calling on Zepar would be considered cheating.

 

[Sekhmet666]

Is this really something to be proud of?
I'm just some rando on the Internet, but the way you describe this situation sounds like a trap house. I'm not even throwing shade, I loved those days, it was wild, but you grow out of it. You develop skills, get a real job and some responsibility, and then you move on.

I fail to understand how the man I am associating with being a booze hound amounts to his home being a trap house. It seems like you're massively confused. I smoke weed. There are no other drugs.

I am not proud of the fact that I don't have to beg for sex any longer. I was simply addressing the psycho hose beast called Sam who can't get it through her mind that Tarl and her are finished forever. She is seething and stalking my Facebook apparently, hungry for morsels of discontent that she can eat to fuel her schadenfreude. It seems quite sad. It also does not seem like the behavior of a person who lives in heaven 24/7 ...

Im a masterb8r. See? Got you hooked.

You already violated your own rule of not fucking losers then, whore!

 

[Laylithe]

Tarl has a pact up the ass with Stolas.

I believe him calling on Zepar would be considered cheating.

Wouldn't be the first time he's cheated, now, would it?

You already violated your own rule of not fucking losers then, whore!

You're just mad I won't fuck you or let you taste me, you toad faced stool.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Wouldn't be the first time he's cheated, now, would it?

Look how it is playing out for him...

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I fail to understand how the man I am associating with being a booze hound amounts to his home being a trap house. It seems like you're massively confused. I smoke weed. There are no other drugs.

I am not proud of the fact that I don't have to beg for sex any longer. I was simply addressing the psycho hose beast called Sam who can't get it through her mind that Tarl and her are finished forever. She is seething and stalking my Facebook apparently, hungry for morsels of discontent that she can eat to fuel her schadenfreude. It seems quite sad. It also does not seem like the behavior of a person who lives in heaven 24/7 ...

Well apparently Sam is not so far off base, considering that old Tarl has lauded her to the skies in this thread, much like a used car salesman trying to push us into buying a PT Cruiser with an oil leak. I have not seen him speak so glowingly of you. Not once.

Face it, you're not Miss Right to Tarl, you're just Miss Right Now, and disposable like a condom to him. I understand that it's far better to have a roof over your head than not, but don't mistake his passive neglect of you for any sort of love or caring or respect towards you. You're paying room and board with your cooch, understandable, sad, but true.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Hahaha! I am shitposting on a forum thread about me again to antagonize people.
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How much super chat money would it take for you to openly drink your booze on your lives instead of using a lame ass coffee cup that is fooling exactly no one?

How about:
1 doubloon to take a sip from a translucent glass
2 doubloons for a swig
3 doubloons to knock back a full shot
5 doubloons to guzzle a shot straight from the bottle
6 doubloons to guzzle a shot straight from the bottle and say something pirate-y like “Yar! Ye scurvy scalawags be payin me to drink meself silly” or “avast me hearties! Thar she blows. A new landwhale be comin’ in hot! All hands on deck! arrrrrrgh!”

And you cannot leave the stream for 1 full hour unless you pass out or die. None of this 55 minutes and then peace out crapola!

That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

 

[Laylithe]

I was simply addressing the psycho hose beast called Sam who can't get it through her mind that Tarl and her are finished forever. She is seething and stalking my Facebook apparently, hungry for morsels of discontent that she can eat to fuel her schadenfreude. It seems quite sad. It also does not seem like the behavior of a person who lives in heaven 24/7 ...

YOU CAME ON THIS THREAD TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME FOR WHY, DUMB BITCH?

YOU SPOKE MY NAME PUBLICLY ON FACEBOOK 8 WEEKS AGO I'M ONLY JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT IT.

Are you scared that the man you're fucking could face consequences to his actions and go to jail? Oh no you poor thing! Let me help: there's another content creator named Chef Tova who lives in NY who's giving away free vibrators; you might need one, miss Turkey-bitch.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

DUMB BITCH

Something something glass houses...

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

Damn, Tarl took a break from grooming his "niece" and eating mother's dry ass turkey on a holiday to try to control a narrative.

I'm a quarter Native American and never prioritized that day of gluttony, but he really was seething in his own thread on this American holiday.

Such a multitasker.

Edit: My original post did not include quotation marks around the word "niece" and did not mention his mother's dry ass turkey.

No one cares that you're native american. Or quarter anything. You're an American mut like the rest of us.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

NOW this thread is really going places!!! It always makes me laugh when trailer park hoes fight with each other over a drunken cheating piece of shit, when is so blatantly obvious to everyone else that the man in the middle is the source of all the problems. Literally never gets old.

 

[Sekhmet666]

Well apparently Sam is not so far off base, considering that old Tarl has lauded her to the skies in this thread, much like a used car salesman trying to push us into buying a PT Cruiser with an oil leak. I have not seen him speak so glowingly of you. Not once.

Face it, you're not Miss Right to Tarl, you're just Miss Right Now, and disposable like a condom to him. I understand that it's far better to have a roof over your head than not, but don't mistake his passive neglect of you for any sort of love or caring or respect towards you. You're paying room and board with your cooch, understandable, sad, but true.

I know, dude. Ever since we first got together, he spends hours a day talking to other women that he wants to fuck. He expects me to remain silent while he talks with all these other women in the same room. He thinks that it's unreasonable for me to be upset by this. He is the person that I love and care for most in the world, yet he wants me to be silent while he talks to other girlfriends.

It is heartbreaking and that is the whole reason I came on here. Tarl thinks so little of me that he never wanted anyone else to know that I existed. He wants all his girlfriends to be compartmentalized which is impossible when you are a YouTube celebrity.

He only gives care, attention, and respect to women that he hasn't bagged yet. Once he gets you into a relationship, it's mostly disrespect and egotistical immaturity. It hurts because I can't stop loving him and I never want to leave him. I wish we could have a life together where we were completely monogamous or where we were both allowed to have as many partners as we wanted to and we could all be friends with each other, like a queer, libtarded polycule.

 

[AnOminous]

What is even going on in this thread?

 

[Sekhmet666]

@Sekhmet666 how was thanksgiving at castle Warrick? He always talks about how much he loves food and loves eating, but you said he barely eats and is drunk most of the time. Did you have a nice thanksgiving dinner? Was the food tasty?

Tarl and his dad are exceptional cooks! I wish he cooked for me more often. The Thanksgiving eats were top notch, but they decided to celebrate the feast without me, when I had to work, instead of celebrating on the actual holiday, when I was actually off of work.

If Styx doesn't choose to dump the turkey soup on my head for posting on here, I will get to taste it this evening. I think some other people of much lower intellect are having trouble understanding what is going on. I was just perplexed why his family was going to make turkey soup instead of eating turkey sandwiches for days. I haven't even tasted it yet, I'm sure it's going to be fantastic!

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Tarl and his dad are exceptional cooks! I wish he cooked for me more often. The Thanksgiving eats were top notch, but they decided to celebrate the feast without me, when I had to work, instead of celebrating on the actual holiday, when I was actually off of work.

If Styx doesn't choose to dump the turkey soup on my head for posting on here, I will get to taste it this evening. I think some other people of much lower intellect are having trouble understanding what is going on. I was just perplexed why his family was going to make turkey soup instead of eating turkey sandwiches for days. I haven't even tasted it yet, I'm sure it's going to be fantastic!

Well, I'm sure it wasn't easy for him to scrape low enough into the bottom of the barrel to find someone even more desperate and pathetic than Samantha, but here you are. He'll probably punish you in some way, but he probably won't kick you out. Yet.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

but they decided to celebrate the feast without me, when I had to work, instead of celebrating on the actual holiday, when I was actually off of work.

That’s just sad. There’s not really caring for a person, then there’s this. I’d do that to someone I hated, maybe, not my better half, love interest, soulmate or whatever it is you call each other.