🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Sekhmet666 said:
you have no idea how many baskets I have, bucko
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How many baskets does a basket case have?

Sekhmet666 said:
What if I told you I already have 2 back-up jobs?
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Hand, blow, ...

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Here is a refresher of his 3 day jail stint that felt like a week to him. It is a hilarious listen given his current circumstances and quite a stark contrast to the zombie pirate we have currently.

Video: Why I Was Absent For a Week... I Went to Jail!


Thursday LIVE: Honor to Quartering and the Worlds Most Strange Vacation​



This man is definitely NOT ready to survive prison. Hearing this sweet summer child talk about jail makes me kinda hope he doesn't go to a New Orleans prison, because he will fucking DIE. He still had a lot of pep after getting out, so I don't think it was jail that broke him, but more so the mishandling of the subsequent fallout.
 
Would anal fissures improve his blood-based power? Is it possible that a stint in prison may astronomically increase his power? I worry that no one has even considered it possible that this may all be part of his twisted plan to achieve anal Godhead.
 
mickrussom said:
300
THIS IS RUTLAND
Finding the bottom of the well edition, 3.0


300_2006_THIS_IS_RUTLAND_sam_laylithe_into_the_well_sneed.mp4
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9/10 but if you want that last 1, put in a fading voice screaming "My paaaaaaaans!"
Sekhmet666 said:
take accountability for my own sins
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The biggest X to doubt. You might take a punch better than Sam, but you bitch just as much and lay blame anywhere but where it should be.
Sekhmet666 said:
What if my eggs were never all in one basket?
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Yeah, you're swimming in baskets.
Sekhmet666 said:
You don't know me & you have no idea how many baskets I have, bucko
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You, Sam and Sara are all essentially the same person. The only thing we are missing are really niche things that don't really affect how the story unfolds.
Sekhmet666 said:
Mommy Pam is being nice to me and giving me all the things, she just won't let me in the house because she was commanded not to do so.
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Why are all the women in his life fundamentally broken by retarded men?
Sekhmet666 said:
but then I have to pay and wait at least a month
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So pay and wait a month. If he trashes your shit, that's another nail for his cross.
Sekhmet666 said:
What if I told you I already have 2 back-up jobs?
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What if I told you you didn't?
 
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mickrussom said:
jungle bunnies is a good one I think, its not overly harsh but it conveys contempt in a soft way.
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I'm imagining you fucking up and calling a black a jungle bunny to their face. We got two kidneys for a reason, no?
Sekhmet666 said:
she just won't let me in the house because she was commanded not to do so.
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Oh, you did not just give me shit. You're living off the absolute lack of goodwill of a fucking kerpal and rent vouchers, and you're shitting on my advice. Sure, okay. You fucking failed civil standby. I am glad your car wasn't fucked with, it speaks to a level of decency Tarl is incapable of, but probably he didn't have energy to michael jackson your car.

There is no "Oh no, we checked with the elderly crackheads and they don't want you inside" with a civil standby. Uou failed a fucking skill check. The whole fucking point of the civil standby is the cops don't ask nicely, they open the door and give you 30 minutes to get your shit the fuck out. But apparently you both think it doesn't work like that and it is somehow a pay service? The absolute mutant fuck?

Which, unsurprising. You are bad at a lot of things. Also, I'm not putting a damn thing in your gofundme.

I am digging Tarl being the fugitive though, that's funny.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
9/10 but if you want that last 1, put in a fading voice screaming "My paaaaaaaans!"
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I havent graduated into audio because these Gay-I places are trying so hard to charge for this crap. But yes, would be a good enhancement. I was thinking to do some character swaps and a bit more audio, but its exhausting to be asked for pay for this shit to get what I want constantly. I dont mind paying, but not if I cant get decent outputs before jumping in.
 
ZipDisk said:
I'm imagining you fucking up and calling a black a jungle bunny to their face. We got two kidneys for a reason, no?

Oh, you did not just give me shit. You're living off the absolute lack of goodwill of a fucking kerpal and rent vouchers, and you're shitting on my advice. Sure, okay. You fucking failed civil standby. I am glad your car wasn't fucked with, it speaks to a level of decency Tarl is incapable of, but probably he didn't have energy to michael jackson your car.

There is no "Oh no, we checked with the elderly crackheads and they don't want you inside" with a civil standby. Uou failed a fucking skill check. The whole fucking point of the civil standby is the cops don't ask nicely, they open the door and give you 30 minutes to get your shit the fuck out. But apparently you both think it doesn't work like that and it is somehow a pay service? The absolute mutant fuck?

Which, unsurprising. You are bad at a lot of things. Also, I'm not putting a damn thing in your gofundme.

I am digging Tarl being the fugitive though, that's funny.
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Just called the Rutland County Sheriff's Department (Yes at 9pm). The Sheriff's department charges to hire deputies for difficult cases, and they are scheduling about 2 weeks in advance.
 
Holy shit, they're rent seeking on a civil standby? That's shocking. I thought Niks caught an officer peckerwood, the fact Rutland literally fucks with a civil standby explains a lot about how Tarl operates.

Like, Laylithe totally baited him to show up, his upcoming charges are likely off that, but thank fuck I don't live there. Good disagree sticker though, you're talking about a dystopian shitburg and I'm coming at it from a logical standpoint. I actually appreciate that.
 
mickrussom said:
I havent graduated into audio because these Gay-I places are trying so hard to charge for this crap. But yes, would be a good enhancement. I was thinking to do some character swaps and a bit more audio, but its exhausting to be asked for pay for this shit to get what I want constantly. I dont mind paying, but not if I cant get decent outputs before jumping in.
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Here is what AI spit out for me.
Robots are dumb.
 
ZipDisk said:
but thank fuck I don't live there
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It seems to be a special collection of misery in my opinion. As a New Englander, I can't imagine shit being this fucked up. In my experience a lot of the time the 'townies' keep stuff in check, its like a giant town or area 'union'

Like a big fucky developer coming into town and wants to put shitjeet storage units (apartments for shitjeets) in some location, not happening unless someone's brother/uncle/grade school friend/wife's brother/etc helps grease the skids and even then people wont like it if a shitjeet storage area shows up in town, so there is some resistance to this "progress"

Every time I've heard about Rutland and Rutland based fiascos is its like the townies are drunk junkies and lost control and the area is overwhelmed with criminals, opportunists, alcoholics, junkies and addicts and indigent. Im guessing the fire/police/hospital/ambulance/etc are needed in more quantity than the local taxes can support, thus having to pay police and sheriffs to do basic shit. It is bullshit an abused woman cant get a cop escort to get her shit back. Im not a believe all woman type, but in this case, Tard has the power, and Nikki, love her or hate her, is on the bottom in terms of power dynamics. Having to rent a policeman to get your shit is fucking lame.

I have lived in 9 states and I get being an indigent bum in places like TX, CA, FL, etc, makes some sense due to milder winters, but being a poorfag in the northeast with the possibility of a nasty winter and regional skinflintism - its not easy to pry the gibs off of yankees if you are white - makes it seem like a way to get less sunshine on your skin, deal with fucking winter, having to slog through shit weather on rural roads and surround yourself with lots of people trapped in the region due to lack of funds to find a better way. I have fond memories of New England in the 80s and 90s, but today, with the traffic, shitjeets and crap weather and brutal taxes and democrats turning into fucking maniac leftists that lick every non-white ass they can find with a jewish cherry on top its like why put up with this shit? even if you win the lottery, why put up with the shit weather, shit roads, zombies, retards, etc Am I missing something?

What kills me if how the whites of New England get puritanical about nepotism where "fellow" family members dont immediately help you get a job for fear of 'looking bad', and in the same company every shitjeet, slant and chink are all fucking cousins. I had an uncle once who could have given me a hand, and he clammed up. He ended up fucked out of a job by chinks later, but is doing ok consulting. Im like, see you failed to form your own posse/army at work and the chinks and shitjeets come in and fleece the motherfucker.

If i needed to be north like a snowbird, I would pick Wisconsin, north of Milwaukee, or beyond, New England seems batty and fucked up as a summering location or a place for full time living these days.

There was a time I was looking at Rutland for a summering location pre covid, it was like dirt cheap property then, but now, its being run up - often double 2019 prices - but its the same fucking dump and a lot of the local quaint businesses like farms and shit are going under and shit tons of social problems. I was reading somewhere even craft beer, which was a huge way to have a hobby to make some extra bucks, now its prohibitive to brew in many locations now in terms of price performance just not being there anymore. Rent/mortgage + ingredient and labor costs too high to stay above water

What a mess Rutland is.
 
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I now present the Tarl Warwick - Dracula Flow 2. Some of the lyrics are pretty fitting for everyone's favorite vampirate. I hope somebody (anybody) out there enjoys this one.



That pussy better stank, otherwise I don't want it
Popped a Perc 30, got straight to fucking
That pussy dulce
Smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk
I see God
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
That pussy got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes
Yeah, we getting that Pirate Bay alien shish kabab cordycep money
I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck
Smoking the Qui-Gon Jinn Vietnamese Phillips head runts
She suck me like a cordless Dyson V8
I'm in a K-hole, licking balloon knot
When I got the meat cannon, I be shootin' straight rope
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
Chanel optics got me seeing shit
I need fentanyl slime
I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean?
I smoke real Emrānī rapscallion ghost nuggets
Y'all can't fuck with me
I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him
Yellow rubies glistening like piss
Gulping sea monkeys by the gallon, my tummy feel crazy
That coochie yummy, slime
That coochie doing it for me, slime
They thought they could stop the demon, I'm back
The zaza got me speaking Esperanto
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
We out here cloud-seeding, the scope gleaming
You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself
I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm getting too much money
Ass so fat, I'm peaking off this Danny Phantom slime
Can you remind me who I am?
Get the president on the phone now
I fronted him a brick, I need my money
Hello? Blac Chyna?
 
mickrussom said:
NASA is a good one because it often goes over their heads. jungle bunnies is a good one I think, its not overly harsh but it conveys contempt in a soft way.

others I've come across that is always handy to keep fresh, there are so many, its nice to have the choice ones ready for the picking - pavement ape, porch monkey, jungle bunny, jiggaboo, pickarninny, spook, sambo, shine, ghetto gorilla, tar baby, coon, blue-gum, sidewalk simian, section ape, dindu, moon cricket, mandingo, bantu beast, "future engineer and/or scientist," cultural enricher, cottonpicker, groid, stepinfetchit, eggplant, tutsoon / tootsoon / tootsune / titsoon / tizzone
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Pretty comprehensive list but you left out elevator operator.
 
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