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Everyone is memeing on Wolverine right now for being woke, yellow painted slop or whatever, but how is the gameplay? The reason soyderman games were liked was because it's hard to fuck up the Spiderman formula Treyarch developed with the real Spiderman 2 and even Insomniac couldn't do that. Wolverine is another matter, these brawler games have a thin line between them being garbage and being enjoyable, I doubt a team that couldn't even get basic human anatomy right could understand that.
Wolverine Origins still wins nearly 20 years later.
 
Everyone is memeing on Wolverine right now for being woke, yellow painted slop or whatever, but how is the gameplay? The reason soyderman games were liked was because it's hard to fuck up the Spiderman formula Treyarch developed with the real Spiderman 2 and even Insomniac couldn't do that. Wolverine is another matter, these brawler games have a thin line between them being garbage and being enjoyable, I doubt a team that couldn't even get basic human anatomy right could understand that.
Wolverine Origins still wins nearly 20 years later.
There are entire sections where you don't have to touch the controller, and still win. You'll have a blast with it.
 
Everyone is memeing on Wolverine right now for being woke, yellow painted slop or whatever, but how is the gameplay? The reason soyderman games were liked was because it's hard to fuck up the Spiderman formula Treyarch developed with the real Spiderman 2 and even Insomniac couldn't do that. Wolverine is another matter, these brawler games have a thin line between them being garbage and being enjoyable, I doubt a team that couldn't even get basic human anatomy right could understand that.
Wolverine Origins still wins nearly 20 years later.
What gameplay? It's a linear game that requires no pathfinding, which is especially odd when you consider that one of wolverine's abilities is that of a very good tracker. Instead it's just follow the fart cloud(some of which you can't even turn off) down linear but occasionally turning hallways. Combined with multiple bike chase sequences that play themselves, and boss fight mechanics from 30 years ago.. even the people playing it don't seem to like it.

Speaking of which.
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Let me skip a few pages worth since the ones above are recent

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Now part of these is obviously people posting jokes. But there's clearly some botting going on thanks to whichever idiot in marketing thought people wouldn't know how fucking absurd this looks.

This is what, the 3rd or 4th game this year to have blast havers? And this one is single player.
 
Wolverine is another matter, these brawler games have a thin line between them being garbage and being enjoyable, I doubt a team that couldn't even get basic human anatomy right could understand that.
Wolverine Origins still wins nearly 20 years later.
All they had to do was copy Revengeance, replacing the sword with Wolverine's claws - feature the same kind of energizing soundtrack, make the sneaking and shooting mechanics less clunky than in Revengeance, push the gore and dismemberment mechanics as far as modern technology allows, add hot bitches framed in tasteful camera shots, up the environmental destructibility both for the wow factor and to add more complexity to the gameplay if you're feeling extra adventurous.

I still don't understand how you can manage to fuck up something as simple as a Wolverine game, especially since you have a blueprint on what to do right in front of you.
 
David Jaffe is putting down his 2cents :story:


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Fucking amazing. Even his stupid ass can see the problem but still can't help but insert his retarded opinion into the matter, even when he's agreeing with it.

I still don't understand how you can manage to fuck up something as simple as a Wolverine game, especially since you have a blueprint on what to do right in front of you.
Because the retards that run these studios are just like the retards running production teams and amazon, netflix, etc. They don't do more than get a summary from chatgpt and the hollywood ones will openly and proudly admit to not bothering to look at source material. You can even ask chatgpt what Sabertooth calls wolverine, and even it knows "Logan" is the correct answer except it was Jimmy in one of the movies no one cares about(and points this out).

They have no talent to create shit of their own, so they happily crap up other IPs that have a built in audience just to get eyeballs on their own shitty ideas and art. Then have the audacity to get mad when its rejected by the pre-existing audience, and then the "modern audience" never shows up to replace the now missing demographic.
 
PHYSINT's MAIN LEAD WILL BE

BILL SKÅRSGÅRD

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If you Swedish, you are very familiar with the Skårsgård family. I think one of the brothers is dating Steven Bonnell (Destiny) Ex-wife.
 
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All of the faces really do look like shit, not just the women.

And yeah, I keep hearing people say Sony was stupid letting Kojima go right before he "goes back to Metal Gear Solid" but that poster and nothing I've heard about this game made me think it was a return to Metal Gear Solid style or anything. If there is one thing that screams MGS it's casting pennywise the clown to be your Snake replacement.
 
Can anyone confirm if it's true that they gave an option to take the cowl off whenever you want, but they forgot to animate the upper half of his face for like 90% of the cutscenes expecting the mask to be on and that's why he looks like such a goober?

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The shills defending the slop that is Wolverine GENUINELY makes me sad. Even if I were a hardcore Playstation guy like I was back in the PS1 and PS2 era, I'd be hard pressed to defend something this genuinely fucking bad.
 
Or a proper Old Man Logan game where the tone is more serious rather than every single character including Wolverine himself being an annoying quirkchungus.
Good idea in theory, until you remember it would be a Sony studio handling it so they'll make Logan spend 90% of the game sitting around being sad all his friends are dead.

Enjoy The Logan Of Us, coming to a PS7 near you.
It never includes the promotion. They generally never tell you what they spend on promoting a game
Weirdly they only started aggressively marketing the game after it was already out and after Skill Up's video ignited a war between the shills and the gravedancers.

I wonder if the original plan was to let the Wolverine IP sell itself, until everyone started clowning on the game.
 
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